Deac Posted February 10, 2003 Share Posted February 10, 2003 Click here: http://www.lolfun.com/funpages/40_things/index.cfm So...cat's urine, huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al-back from the BigWhoop Posted February 10, 2003 Share Posted February 10, 2003 20. If the population of China walked past you in single file , the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction. BEST ONE EVER!!! btw, this (35. No word in English rhyme's with ' month ' , ' orange ' ' silver ' , or ' purple ') explains the song from MI3:CMI, A PIRATE I WAS MEANT TO BE A PIRATE I WAS MEANT TO BE: Haggis: We're a band of vicious pirates! Edward: A-sailin´ out to sea. Bill: When you hear our gentle singing... Haggis: You'll be sure to turn and flee! - Guybrush: Oh, this is just ridiculous. - Guybrush:Come on, men! We've got to recover that map! Bill: That pirate will be done for, when he falls into our trap! Bill: We're a club of tuneful rovers! Haggis: We can sing in every clef! Edward: We can even hit the high notes! Haggis: It's just too bad we're tone deaf! - All: A pirate I was meant to be! All: Trim the sails and roam the sea! - Guybrush: Let's go defeat that evil pirate! Edward: We know he's sure to lose, ´cause we know just where to fire at! - Edward: We're thieving balladeers. Haggis: A gang of cutthroat mugs. Bill: To fight us off ye don't need guns! Edward: Just really good ear-plugs! - All: A pirate I was meant to be! All: Trim the sails and roam the sea! - Guybrush: All right, crew, let's get to work! Haggis: Our vocation is a thing we love, a thing we'd never shirk. - Haggis: We'll fight you in the harbor. Bill: We'll battle you on land. Edward: But when you meet singing pirates... Guybrush: They'll be more than you can stand. - Bill: Ooooh! That was a good one! Guybrush: No, it wasn't. - Guybrush: No time for song! We've got to move! Bill: The battle will be long, but our courage we will prove! - Bill: We're a pack a´ scurvy sea-dogs. Haggis: Have we pity? Not a dram! Edward: We all eat roasted garlic... Haggis: ...then sing from the diaphragm! - All: A pirate I was meant to be! All: Trim the sails and roam the sea! - Guybrush: Less singing, more sailing. Edward: When we defeat our wicked foe, his ship he will be bailing! - Bill: If ye try ta fight us... Haggis: ...you will get a nasty whackin´! Edward: If ya disrespect our singing´... Bill: ...we will feed ya to a kraken! - All: A pirate I was meant to be! All: Trim the sails and roam the sea! - Guybrush: I´m getting so sick of you guys and your rhyming. Haggis: We´re ready to set sail, though the cannons need a-priming. - Edward: We're troublesome corsairs! Bill: And we've come to steal your treasures! Haggis: We would shoot you on the downbeat... Edward: ...but we have to rest five measures. - All: A pirate I was meant to be! All: Trim the sails and roam the sea! - Guybrush: Stop! Stop! Stop! Bill: The brass is what we'll polish and the deck is what we'll mop. - Guybrush: You say you're nasty pirates... Guybrush: ...scheming, thieving, bad bushwhackers? Guybrush: From what I've seen I tell you... Guybrush: ...you're not pirates! You're just slackers! - All: A pirate I was meant to be! All: Trim the sails and roam the sea! - Guybrush: We'll surely avoid scurvy if we all eat an orange. Haggis: And...! Haggis: ...um... Bill: Well... Edward: ...err... Bill: Door hinge? Edward: No, no... Bill: Guess the song's over, then. Haggis: Guess so. Edward: Okay, back to work. Guybrush: Well gee. I feel a little guilty, now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pisces Posted February 11, 2003 Share Posted February 11, 2003 I knew a couple of them. 32. If Barbie were life-size her measurements would be 39-23-33. She would stand seven feet , two inches tall and have a neck twice the length of a normal humans neck. Hehhehheh. She'd be scary indeed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynk Former Posted February 11, 2003 Share Posted February 11, 2003 She'd also have more plastic than Michael Jackson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death Posted February 11, 2003 Share Posted February 11, 2003 Umm...I way never eat chocolate bars again. Okay, I'm lying but...ew. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Helmet Posted February 11, 2003 Share Posted February 11, 2003 Actually....month rhymes with once if the person has a bad lisp Infrindge ...orange deliver...silver Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynk Former Posted February 11, 2003 Share Posted February 11, 2003 gawd u know what those stars totally space me out... 40. In the last 4000 years , no new animals have been domesticated. What about Foxes in Russia?... *shrugs* eh what do I know... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pisces Posted February 11, 2003 Share Posted February 11, 2003 Foxes eh? Heh, those Russians are weird. Anyway, yeah, the chocolate bar thing? Gonna make me sick. Very. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynk Former Posted February 11, 2003 Share Posted February 11, 2003 Actually it was a science experiment... after awhile when they bred only the foxes who displayed kindness towards humans they started getting foxes with blue eyes and different coloured fur and longer and shorter tails and various other things... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taos Posted February 11, 2003 Share Posted February 11, 2003 Originally posted by Lynk Former She'd also have more plastic than Michael Jackson Anymore, I don't think that is possible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redwing Posted February 11, 2003 Share Posted February 11, 2003 16. The sentence, ' The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog' uses every letter in the English language. Knew that, well, forever ^_~ 28. The longest word in the English language is 1909 characters long and refers to a distinct part of DNA. O.O 1909...? 29. Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds , dogs only have about ten. Figures XD ^_~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deac Posted February 11, 2003 Author Share Posted February 11, 2003 [Whoa! The whole Pirate song!] More I learnt today: Alligators cannot stick out their tongues All polar bears are left handed A man in Arizona (sp?) was killed by a cactus that fell on him after he shot it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wacky_Baccy Posted February 12, 2003 Share Posted February 12, 2003 Posted by Redwing 28. The longest word in the English language is 1909 characters long and refers to a distinct part of DNA. O.O 1909...? Yep, and for the general displeasure of all of you (), here it is (took surprisingly long to find) - Methionylglutaminylarginyltyrosylglutamylserylleucylphenylalanylalanylglutaminylleucyllysylglutamylarginyllysylglutamylglysylalanylphenylalanylvalylprolylphenylalanylyalylthreonylleucylglcycylaspartylprolylglicylisoleucyglutamylglutaminlserylleucyllysylisoleucylaspartylthreonylleucylisoleucylglutamylalanylglyclyalanylaspartylalanylleucyglutamylleucylgluycylisoleucylproluylphenylalanyserylaspartyprolylleucelalanylaspartylglycylprolylthreonylisolleucyglutaminylasparaginylalanythreonylleucylarginylalanylphenylalanylalanylalanylglycylvalylthreonylprolylalanylglutaminylcysteinylphenylalanylglglutamylmethionylleucyalanylleucylisoleucylarginylglutaminyllysylhistidylprolyuthreonylisoleucylprolylisoleucylglycylleucylleucylmethionyltyrosylalanylasbaraginylleucylvalylphenylalanylsparaginyyllysylglycylisoleucylaspartylglutamylphenylalanylyltyrosylalanylglutaminylcysteinylglutamyllysylvalylglycylvalylspartylserylvalylleucylvallalanylaspartylvalylprolylvalvlglutaminylglutamylserylalanylprolylphenylalalrginylglutaminylalanylalanylleucylarginylhistidylasparaginylvalylalalprolylisoleucylphenylalanylisoleucylcysteinylprolyprolylaspartylalanylaspartylaspartyspartyleucylleucylarginylglutaminylisoleucylalanylseryltyroslglycylarginylglycyltyrosylthreonyltyrosylleucylleucylserylarginlalanyl glycylvalylthreonylglycylalanylglutamylasparaginylarginylanylalanylleucylprolylleucylaspaaginylhistidylleucylvalylalanyllysylleucyllysylglutamyltyrosylasparagimylalanylalanyprolylprolylleucylglutaminylglycylphenlalanylglycylisoleyucylserylalanylprolylaspartylglutaminylvalyllysylalanylalanylisoleucylalspartylalanylglycylalanylalanylglycylalanylasoleucylserylglycylserylalanylisoleucylbalyllysylisoleucylisoleucylglutamylglutaminylhistidylasparaginylisoleucylglutamylpronylglutamyllysylmethionylluecylalanylalanyoeucyllysylvalylphenylalanylvalylglutamilylprolylmethionyllysylalanylalanylthreonylarginylserine. Anyone who can correctly pronounce that monstrosity needs severe help 29. Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds, dogs only have about ten. Figures XD ROFL doesn't it just Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynk Former Posted February 12, 2003 Share Posted February 12, 2003 So in other words women are like cats and men are like dogs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfnshannon Posted February 12, 2003 Share Posted February 12, 2003 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynk Former Posted February 12, 2003 Share Posted February 12, 2003 *runs off crying* u're mean!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deac Posted February 12, 2003 Author Share Posted February 12, 2003 Whoa...that is long. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynk Former Posted February 12, 2003 Share Posted February 12, 2003 it's even longer when it's written like this... Methionylglutaminylarginyltyrosylglutamylserylleucylphenylalanylalanylglutaminylleucyllysylglutamylarginyllysylglutamylglysylalanylphenylalanylvalylprolylphenylalanylyalylthreonylleucylglcycylaspartylprolylglicylisoleucyglutamylglutaminlserylleucyllysylisoleucylaspartylthreonylleucylisoleucylglutamylalanylglyclyalanylaspartylalanylleucyglutamylleucylgluycylisoleucylproluylphenylalanyserylaspartyprolylleucelalanylaspartylglycylprolylthreonylisolleucyglutaminylasparaginylalanythreonylleucylarginylalanylphenylalanylalanylalanylglycylvalylthreonylprolylalanylglutaminylcysteinylphenylalanylglglutamylmethionylleucyalanylleucylisoleucylarginylglutaminyllysylhistidylprolyuthreonylisoleucylprolylisoleucylglycylleucylleucylmethionyltyrosylalanylasbaraginylleucylvalylphenylalanylsparaginyyllysylglycylisoleucylaspartylglutamylphenylalanylyltyrosylalanylglutaminylcysteinylglutamyllysylvalylglycylvalylspartylserylvalylleucylvallalanylaspartylvalylprolylvalvlglutaminylglutamylserylalanylprolylphenylalalrginylglutaminylalanylalanylleucylarginylhistidylasparaginylvalylalalprolylisoleucylphenylalanylisoleucylcysteinylprolyprolylaspartylalanylaspartylaspartyspartyleucylleucylarginylglutaminylisoleucylalanylseryltyroslglycylarginylglycyltyrosylthreonyltyrosylleucylleucylserylarginlalanylglycylvalylthreonylglycylalanylglutamylasparaginylarginylanylalanylleucylprolylleucylaspaaginylhistidylleucylvalylalanyllysylleucyllysylglutamyltyrosylasparagimylalanylalanyprolylprolylleucylglutaminylglycylphenlalanylglycylisoleyucylserylalanylprolylaspartylglutaminylvalyllysylalanylalanylisoleucylalspartylalanylglycylalanylalanylglycylalanylasoleucylserylglycylserylalanylisoleucylbalyllysylisoleucylisoleucylglutamylglutaminylhistidylasparaginylisoleucylglutamylpronylglutamyllysylmethionylluecylalanylalanyoeucyllysylvalylphenylalanylvalylglutamilylprolylmethionyllysylalanylalanylthreonylarginylserine. And why the hell would any1 want to name somethin that long? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mex Posted February 12, 2003 Share Posted February 12, 2003 Ahh ahh! Mummy mummy take the big font away! Wow, thats one big word. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynk Former Posted February 12, 2003 Share Posted February 12, 2003 It's all one big spelling error according to Word Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Fergie Posted February 13, 2003 Share Posted February 13, 2003 google couldn't handle a word that big Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynk Former Posted February 13, 2003 Share Posted February 13, 2003 Eheheheh, it's madness!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deac Posted February 13, 2003 Author Share Posted February 13, 2003 I hope they have shortened form... *A lab. Scientists converse:* Scientist 1: Now for the next expiriment, I need 100ml of Methionylglutaminylarginyltyrosylglutamyls erylleucylphenylalanylalanylglutaminylleucyllysylg lutamylarginyllysylglutamylglysylalanylphenylalany lvalylprolylphenylalanylyalylthreonylleucylglcycyl aspartylprolylglicylisoleucyglutamylglutaminlseryl leucyllysylisoleucylaspartylthreonylleucylisoleucy lglutamylalanylglyclyalanylaspartylalanylleucyglut amylleucylgluycylisoleucylproluylphenylalanyseryla spartyprolylleucelalanylaspartylglycylprolylthreon ylisolleucyglutaminylasparaginylalanythreonylleucy larginylalanylphenylalanylalanylalanylglycylvalylt hreonylprolylalanylglutaminylcysteinylphenylalanyl glglutamylmethionylleucyalanylleucylisoleucylargin ylglutaminyllysylhistidylprolyuthreonylisoleucylpr olylisoleucylglycylleucylleucylmethionyltyrosylala nylasbaraginylleucylvalylphenylalanylsparaginyylly sylglycylisoleucylaspartylglutamylphenylalanylylty rosylalanylglutaminylcysteinylglutamyllysylvalylgl ycylvalylspartylserylvalylleucylvallalanylaspartyl valylprolylvalvlglutaminylglutamylserylalanylproly lphenylalalrginylglutaminylalanylalanylleucylargin ylhistidylasparaginylvalylalalprolylisoleucylpheny lalanylisoleucylcysteinylprolyprolylaspartylalanyl aspartylaspartyspartyleucylleucylarginylglutaminyl isoleucylalanylseryltyroslglycylarginylglycyltyros ylthreonyltyrosylleucylleucylserylarginlalanyl glycylvalylthreonylglycylalanylglutamylasparaginyl arginylanylalanylleucylprolylleucylaspaaginylhisti dylleucylvalylalanyllysylleucyllysylglutamyltyrosy lasparagimylalanylalanyprolylprolylleucylglutaminy lglycylphenlalanylglycylisoleyucylserylalanylproly laspartylglutaminylvalyllysylalanylalanylisoleucyl alspartylalanylglycylalanylalanylglycylalanylasole ucylserylglycylserylalanylisoleucylbalyllysylisole ucylisoleucylglutamylglutaminylhistidylasparaginyl isoleucylglutamylpronylglutamyllysylmethionylluecy lalanylalanyoeucyllysylvalylphenylalanylvalylgluta milylprolylmethionyllysylalanylalanylthreonylargin ylserine. *Five minutes later* Scientist 2: Are you sure, Professor? Scientist 1: After all that, definatley. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mex Posted February 13, 2003 Share Posted February 13, 2003 Heh, Scientist 2 should say "What you say?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynk Former Posted February 14, 2003 Share Posted February 14, 2003 no no no no, he should say I'm sorry doctor... the patient is dead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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