RoguePhotonic Posted February 28, 2003 Share Posted February 28, 2003 I wouldn't cut it off....would just get something done to disable it..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zulu Posted February 28, 2003 Share Posted February 28, 2003 That sound painful.....:-/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitedragon Posted February 28, 2003 Share Posted February 28, 2003 .......................................AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mex Posted February 28, 2003 Share Posted February 28, 2003 That's very interesting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted February 28, 2003 Share Posted February 28, 2003 Originally posted by .:Silver:. Omega. Are you a Farker like me? *does the secret hand shake* Anyways, I wonder how drunk he was. Oddly enough I'm not getting cold and scared because of this story. .... and that very fact is making me cold and scared. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XERXES Posted February 28, 2003 Share Posted February 28, 2003 gotta watch out for those crazy filipinos;) im scared of my gf now:( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmartDragon Posted February 28, 2003 Share Posted February 28, 2003 well I hope that they found him and sewed it back on. this reminds me of the guy whos gf had a spasm while she was giving him a bj and made a few marks on it, so what does he do hits her over the head with a lamp. Shes knocked out and completely bites it off. You hear sick stores at med school. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katarn07 Posted February 28, 2003 Share Posted February 28, 2003 Originally posted by SmartDragon well I hope that they found him and sewed it back on. this reminds me of the guy whos gf had a spasm while she was giving him a bj and made a few marks on it, so what does he do hits her over the head with a lamp. Shes knocked out and completely bites it off. You hear sick stores at med school. :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XERXES Posted February 28, 2003 Share Posted February 28, 2003 it only takes 25lbs of pressure to rip off a mans man-hood. Dont go out and try it now guys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted February 28, 2003 Share Posted February 28, 2003 25lbs? It's gotta be more but I don't plan on testing the theory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmartDragon Posted February 28, 2003 Share Posted February 28, 2003 doesn't that depand on how the pressure is being applyed, on a knife blade whould surely take less pressure than just pressing down on the thing. and also whether it was standing to attention. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XERXES Posted February 28, 2003 Share Posted February 28, 2003 Originally posted by Boba Rhett 25lbs? It's gotta be more but I don't plan on testing the theory. thats what my professor said when we were talking about the epic Gilgamesh...when he cut off the man-bulls peepee and dingleberries and threw them at the mother god. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_One Posted February 28, 2003 Share Posted February 28, 2003 Katarn07, now do you see what I meant by "strange freaks"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katarn07 Posted February 28, 2003 Share Posted February 28, 2003 Originally posted by The_One Katarn07, now do you see what I meant by "strange freaks"? Yes. Now I understand. *runs back to DF Forum* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ckcsaber Posted February 28, 2003 Share Posted February 28, 2003 :reads article: Ahh....true love at it's finest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nova_wolf Posted February 28, 2003 Share Posted February 28, 2003 Originally posted by ckcsaber :reads article: Ahh....true love at it's finest. God - no wonder women get the pain of giving birth - there to even the playing field... j/k.... *runs away from horde of women brandishing pot roasts and melons..... * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted February 28, 2003 Share Posted February 28, 2003 Did you just say they're brandishing melons? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nova_wolf Posted February 28, 2003 Share Posted February 28, 2003 Originally posted by Boba Rhett Did you just say they're brandishing melons? Yeah - you know - like the old joke women use to describe it: You see how YOU like pushing a melon through your ass, then come back and tell me it's NOTHING! Just typing it.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jared Posted February 28, 2003 Share Posted February 28, 2003 melons? lol, ok. in other news, that guy must have loved that girl alot. either that or he was blackout drunk within a few hours:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nova_wolf Posted February 28, 2003 Share Posted February 28, 2003 Originally posted by TK-421 melons? lol, ok. in other news, that guy must have loved that girl alot. either that or he was blackout drunk within a few hours:D If you had just personally and voluntarily cut off your own wiener, I do NOT think it would be alcohol that would cause you to black out. A mix of pain and dawning on the fact that your idiot may well do that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Fisher Posted March 1, 2003 Share Posted March 1, 2003 Well....that's disturbing.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jared Posted March 1, 2003 Share Posted March 1, 2003 really disturbing. I wonder how mnay more people will have to lose their lunch over this. *shakes head* :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dark jedi 8 Posted March 1, 2003 Share Posted March 1, 2003 that is really screwed up! well thats love for ya, i guess? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jared Posted March 1, 2003 Share Posted March 1, 2003 I'm thinking he's regretting it about now:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedantic Posted March 1, 2003 Share Posted March 1, 2003 Jesus ****ing Christ. That is one sick, sick, sick story. Who would ever, ever, ever want to do something that stupid? God. Ugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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