El Sitherino Posted March 10, 2003 Posted March 10, 2003 ok this may be graphic but its a convo i found myself in with a 13 year old girl. be sure to keep in mind we didnt insult her until well after she insulted and warned me just for not showing her my picture. FrEaKy WhiTEPuNK: ha (dumb aol girl): wah (dumb aol girl): wha* (dumb aol girl): omg r u warning me FrEaKy WhiTEPuNK: nope FrEaKy WhiTEPuNK: so (dumb aol girl): did u just warn my otha sn FrEaKy WhiTEPuNK: no FrEaKy WhiTEPuNK: wasnt me (dumb aol girl): ok (dumb aol girl): so where cant ufidnthen (dumb aol girl): u find them* FrEaKy WhiTEPuNK: no (dumb aol girl): no where cant u find them FrEaKy WhiTEPuNK: on my comp (dumb aol girl): amybe in pictures... (dumb aol girl): maybe* (dumb aol girl): did u find it yet FrEaKy WhiTEPuNK: no (dumb aol girl): sure FrEaKy WhiTEPuNK: ill have one later (dumb aol girl): later... (dumb aol girl): when FrEaKy WhiTEPuNK: LATER (dumb aol girl): ok whens that (dumb aol girl): lol FrEaKy WhiTEPuNK: omg (dumb aol girl): omg (dumb aol girl): .. (dumb aol girl): . FrEaKy WhiTEPuNK: you got some problems (dumb aol girl): like wha FrEaKy WhiTEPuNK: you dont stop talking... ever (dumb aol girl): well thats just me good old kayla FrEaKy WhiTEPuNK: good? pffft (dumb aol girl): o like ur any betta FrEaKy WhiTEPuNK: yeah (dumb aol girl): c'on hun FrEaKy WhiTEPuNK: hey you got msn messenger? (dumb aol girl): yeah FrEaKy WhiTEPuNK: get on (dumb aol girl): i dont no how to FrEaKy WhiTEPuNK: whats your address FrEaKy WhiTEPuNK: omg (dumb aol girl): cuz my cuz just downloaded it yo use it while she was hea (dumb aol girl): i dont no how to use it FrEaKy WhiTEPuNK: wtf did you just say here (dumb aol girl): cuz my cuz just downloaded it yo use it while she was hea FrEaKy WhiTEPuNK: Lynk Former - Break my heart... Because a red sorrow is spilling out from it... says: that makes as much sense as a monkey driving a bus Elite M.A.D Soldier says: yeah Elite M.A.D Soldier says: she lives in cali Elite M.A.D Soldier says: (dumb aol girl): i dont no how to use it FrEaKy WhiTEPuNK: wtf did you just say here (dumb aol girl): cuz my cuz just downloaded it yo use it while she was hea Elite M.A.D Soldier says: lol Hawkeye says: i've heard crackheads on cops come up with better ones then that Lynk Former - Break my heart... Because a red sorrow is spilling out from it... says: yeah i know Elite M.A.D Soldier says: lol i know Hawkeye says: copy paste this for her: Elite M.A.D Soldier says: lol Elite M.A.D Soldier says: ok (dumb aol girl): i dont no hpow to use it becuase my cuzin downloaded it to use it while she was hea FrEaKy WhiTEPuNK: these guys wanna talk to you FrEaKy WhiTEPuNK: Hawkeye says: Learn to speak english, and the try to carry on a conversation with someone. Otherwise, they will just copy/paste this convo into their other convo you don't know about, and they other people in that convo will make fun of you. FrEaKy WhiTEPuNK: lol (dumb aol girl): omg (dumb aol girl): wta fags (dumb aol girl): i just mis spelled (dumb aol girl): wat* FrEaKy WhiTEPuNK: Lynk Former - Break my heart... Because a red sorrow is spilling out from it... says: Dammit women, I've never come accross an airhead like you before. Think before you type if you can FrEaKy WhiTEPuNK: Hawkeye says: tell her that i want to give her a mincure and do her hair FrEaKy WhiTEPuNK: Lynk Former - Break my heart... Because a red sorrow is spilling out from it... says: and she can called us Mr. Paul FrEaKy WhiTEPuNK: haha (dumb aol girl): omg i neva used msn before andi have no idea how and i really dont care because it was just my cuzin using it while she stayed hea (dumb aol girl): so if they really want me to use it then they can ****in tell me how FrEaKy WhiTEPuNK: Hawkeye says: tell her it is "cousin" not "cuzin" (dumb aol girl): yeah obviously i did that on purpose... (dumb aol girl): i do have straigh tA's (dumb aol girl): im not stupid (dumb aol girl): i dont have to spell eveything right like u do FrEaKy WhiTEPuNK: Hawkeye says: tell her this is how to use it: Lynk Former - Break my heart... Because a red sorrow is spilling out from it... says: you got on AIM, you can easily get on MSN (dumb aol girl): i dont even no how it works!! FrEaKy WhiTEPuNK: Lynk Former - Break my heart... Because a red sorrow is spilling out from it... says: wow, straight A's and still too stupid to spell FrEaKy WhiTEPuNK: Lynk Former - Break my heart... Because a red sorrow is spilling out from it... says: lol, at least make some sense women (dumb aol girl): maybe if u fags had aim then u would no that we just change it so we dont have to spell it (dumb aol girl): like ya no you is u and are is r and stuff like that (dumb aol girl): kinda liek slang FrEaKy WhiTEPuNK: Lynk Former - Break my heart... Because a red sorrow is spilling out from it... says: oh i've got aim (dumb aol girl): or mabe u dont do that in texas FrEaKy WhiTEPuNK: they dont live in texas FrEaKy WhiTEPuNK: lynk lives in australia (dumb aol girl): then their u go FrEaKy WhiTEPuNK: Hawkeye says: tell her AIM sucks and msn is better (dumb aol girl): i live in boston FrEaKy WhiTEPuNK: ah FrEaKy WhiTEPuNK: no wonder (dumb aol girl): ya c i dont have a sn thinggy for msn FrEaKy WhiTEPuNK: Lynk Former - Break my heart... Because a red sorrow is spilling out from it... says: ask her if she wants her computer completely wiped (dumb aol girl): wha (dumb aol girl): ????? FrEaKy WhiTEPuNK: Hawkeye says: i have now officialy heard the gayest thing ever said FrEaKy WhiTEPuNK: lol (dumb aol girl): wha FrEaKy WhiTEPuNK: thats what he keeps saying about the things you say (dumb aol girl): o about the msn thing FrEaKy WhiTEPuNK: ? FrEaKy WhiTEPuNK: Lynk Former - Break my heart... Because a red sorrow is spilling out from it... says: gawd i'm startin to feel sorry for this bitch Lynk Former - Break my heart... Because a red sorrow is spilling out from it... says: she's got no idea (dumb aol girl): o dont even use it i would have never had it if my cousin didnt stay for a friggen week and dowload it so she could use it (dumb aol girl): its not like she showed me how to use it FrEaKy WhiTEPuNK: its not hard FrEaKy WhiTEPuNK: its easier than aim (dumb aol girl): ur friends r fags (dumb aol girl): tell them to go and suck **** FrEaKy WhiTEPuNK: Lynk Former - Break my heart... Because a red sorrow is spilling out from it... says: yeah yeah, that's the second time you've said it, go figure it out for yourself FrEaKy WhiTEPuNK: Lynk Former - Break my heart... Because a red sorrow is spilling out from it... says: nope, only ****ed chicks in my lifetime (dumb aol girl): then leave me the hell alone cuz i wasnt the 1 who wanted to use it in the first place FrEaKy WhiTEPuNK: Lynk Former - Break my heart... Because a red sorrow is spilling out from it... says: btw, how old is she? Elite M.A.D Soldier says: 13 Elite M.A.D Soldier says: go figure Elite M.A.D Soldier says: lol Lynk Former - Break my heart... Because a red sorrow is spilling out from it... says: LOL Lynk Former - Break my heart... Because a red sorrow is spilling out from it... says: 13!! NO ****IN WONDER! FrEaKy WhiTEPuNK: Lynk Former - Break my heart... Because a red sorrow is spilling out from it... says: Damn bitch, go back to school and learn somethin, come back in 5 - 6 years when you get a shred of intelligence (dumb aol girl): u dont no wat ur talking about (dumb aol girl): sure u learn a lo of stuff where eav u r (dumb aol girl): eva* (dumb aol girl): LOT* (dumb aol girl): then tell me y im the 1 of the smartest kids on my team FrEaKy WhiTEPuNK: Lynk Former - Break my heart... Because a red sorrow is spilling out from it... says: ^_^ i'm really feelin sorry for u now kayC... i mean a lil 13 year old... awww... i pity you FrEaKy WhiTEPuNK: Lynk Former - Break my heart... Because a red sorrow is spilling out from it... says: i can be mean, but someone so pathetic as you i gotta show some sympathy towards (dumb aol girl): how old r u FrEaKy WhiTEPuNK: Lynk Former - Break my heart... Because a red sorrow is spilling out from it... says: team of what? FrEaKy WhiTEPuNK: Lynk Former - Break my heart... Because a red sorrow is spilling out from it... says: 18 (dumb aol girl): tell me how i am pathetic? FrEaKy WhiTEPuNK: i just gotta say HAHAHA! (dumb aol girl): ur gay FrEaKy WhiTEPuNK: not really (dumb aol girl): yeah really FrEaKy WhiTEPuNK: Lynk Former - Break my heart... Because a red sorrow is spilling out from it... says: lol nope, i'm straight FrEaKy WhiTEPuNK: i have a feelin you are a lesbian (dumb aol girl): u neva answered my question FrEaKy WhiTEPuNK: Lynk Former - Break my heart... Because a red sorrow is spilling out from it... says: (hey IS, can we do a 3 way chat with u me and her?) Lynk Former - Break my heart... Because a red sorrow is spilling out from it... says: i'm on AIM (dumb aol girl): can u prove that FrEaKy WhiTEPuNK: uhm do you have a bf (dumb aol girl): not at the moment (dumb aol girl): i dont need a bf every where i turn wen ur 13 (dumb aol girl): but ya then in the chat me and lynk made Lynk Former: ehehe i like the room name ^_^ FrEaKy WhiTEPuNK: yep (dumb aol girl): w/e FrEaKy WhiTEPuNK: :-P Lynk Former: hiya KayC ^_^ FrEaKy WhiTEPuNK: lol (dumb aol girl): hey fag Lynk Former: well that ain't nice huh Lynk Former: why so defensive Lynk Former: is it cause you're with older ppl? (dumb aol girl): y dont u guess (dumb aol girl): o yeah look ay me all afraid Lynk Former: i can't even see u *rollseyes* (dumb aol girl): lol (dumb aol girl): so y do u think i am pathetic? FrEaKy WhiTEPuNK: cuz you suck ass FrEaKy WhiTEPuNK: i mean Lynk Former: well just the way u sound FrEaKy WhiTEPuNK: oops Lynk Former: i mean, i know smarter 13 yr olds than u (dumb aol girl): how do i sound/ (dumb aol girl): ?* Lynk Former: u sound pretty stupid (dumb aol girl): in what ways? Lynk Former: like an airhead (dumb aol girl): u dont even no me and ur judging me? Lynk Former: yup Lynk Former: ain't it great (dumb aol girl): yeah thats pretty immiture to me Lynk Former: ^_^ (dumb aol girl): so what do u wnt Lynk Former: well i'm being mean and nice at the same time (dumb aol girl): want* (dumb aol girl): w/e Lynk Former: nothin, i'm just using you to waste time Lynk Former: you're not important to me at all Lynk Former: just another stupid person (dumb aol girl): then leave me alone Lynk Former: nah FrEaKy WhiTEPuNK: ? FrEaKy WhiTEPuNK: o.0 (dumb aol girl): ya no wat white ass just ****ing go away FrEaKy WhiTEPuNK: lol FrEaKy WhiTEPuNK: lynk... white Lynk Former: lol i'm not white FrEaKy WhiTEPuNK: hahaa (dumb aol girl): omg (dumb aol girl) has left the room. Lynk Former: lol FrEaKy WhiTEPuNK: must be cuz you aint white :edit: i have edited her name at the request of tk please do the same in your quotes :edit:
SPY_jmr1 Posted March 10, 2003 Posted March 10, 2003 oh god... MY EYES! make it go away mommy.... this is what I like about this spot: if anyone ever uses the EVIL murdering of english, to save NO time... I can ban them. hasn't come up yet, because LFers are of a higher class then the rest of the net, thank god... 1337 I have no problems with, and actually speak quite well, but AOL SPEEK makes me want to hurt things. oh? yes... advice... dont do drugs. yes, thats it.
Dath Maximus Posted March 10, 2003 Posted March 10, 2003 darn AOL freaks, and this female whos name i dont want to try to pronounce scares me...and thats not easy
jokemaster Posted March 10, 2003 Posted March 10, 2003 *falls on floor, clutching chest because of all the AOL speak* the horror.... the horror It's a good thing we have none of that here. BTW:spy, can you teach me 1337 I just can't understand any of that
El Sitherino Posted March 11, 2003 Author Posted March 11, 2003 Originally posted by ckcsaber What was that all about? I can't decipher it. i kept having to ask her what she was saying alot. especially the cuzin area thing. i started goin insane trying read it.
SPY_jmr1 Posted March 11, 2003 Posted March 11, 2003 ||= '/0|_| <4|\|7 r34o| 7#|5, 7#3|\| j00 5|_|X. no, you dont suck, you just need your 1337ness tweeked a bit.
Acrylic Posted March 11, 2003 Posted March 11, 2003 kayCgurl49: then tell me y im the 1 of the smartest kids on my team That must mean her team is STUPID
nova_wolf Posted March 11, 2003 Posted March 11, 2003 Them, a small room, TV, video, the entire series of Teletubbies and a whole week free on my schedule... See how they like screwing with language then!
swphreak Posted March 11, 2003 Posted March 11, 2003 Hey, I have AOL.... but I don't speak... the language I'm not an AOL freak, but a StarWarsPhreak
Pnut_Man Posted March 11, 2003 Posted March 11, 2003 I once utilized the quick and easy path of "Internet Talk". Unfortunately I had to learn the hard way: I lost 5 points on a Science Test because I used "U" instead of "You". Heh..
Pedantic Posted March 11, 2003 Posted March 11, 2003 Ugh, you've raped my eyes. If I spoke like that, I would freakin' shoot myself with a 9.
Lunatic Jedi Posted March 11, 2003 Posted March 11, 2003 I never use internet talk, ever. I just can't stand it because its the mark of immaturity. NURGH... ALL THE AOL SPEAK! SYSTEM OVERLOAD! *Has a seizure*
El Sitherino Posted March 11, 2003 Author Posted March 11, 2003 ah yeah. i actually got a few headaches trying to understand what the hell she was saying. and thats weird cuz i can have perfect conversations with people who dont speak english very well. im also wondering why she kept calling me a fag just cuz i didnt wanna tell her stuff or give her my picture. eh oh well.
KOTOR*KAMA Posted March 11, 2003 Posted March 11, 2003 haha i have talked to you on aol freaky and you blew me off on how to model mabe you should look at yourself !!!
ShockV1.89 Posted March 11, 2003 Posted March 11, 2003 Heh... actually, in reflection... my 15 year old sister talks just like that on-line. I've found some of her chat logs from AIM, its pretty funny. She has this obsession with putting the numbers 143 on everything. "ill brb eating dinner. *~*~*~*143*~*~*~*"
Darth Groovy Posted March 11, 2003 Posted March 11, 2003 If Benjamin Franklin had known about AOL, he would have done us all a favor and shot himself. Have a nice day.
swphreak Posted March 11, 2003 Posted March 11, 2003 It's the evil yellow bird!!!! It was hard trying to read the transcript... Lynk's name was too long
Divine Spirit Posted March 11, 2003 Posted March 11, 2003 i usd to *used to spekj to *speak to a girl lkie *like that and she sndouds *sounds just like siht *this lirg *.......just forget it.
Jared Posted March 11, 2003 Posted March 11, 2003 dude.....she is a friend, I gave you her sn cause I was pissed at her, so edit it out if you are going to post that! I'll never hear the end of this if she finds out:rolleyes:
El Sitherino Posted March 11, 2003 Author Posted March 11, 2003 the following convo is the same girl on her other account and tk-421. on his request i have edited her screenname. ______: do u know that band t.a.tu (mystery man): yea ______: do u know thier song all the things she said? (mystery man): T.A.T.U.? yea (mystery man): yup (mystery man): that song (mystery man): my brother dloaded it and like 10 other Tatu songs, some not even in english, heheh ______: do u know that those 2 girls or lesbians (mystery man): yup ______: isnt that groos ______: gross (mystery man): well...... ______: omg ______: u get i kick out of that dont u ? (mystery man): I plead the fifth amendment (mystery man): ______: ur 1 of those boys ______: who (mystery man): *turns on the song* (mystery man): :-D ______: like that kind of stuff (mystery man): one of who? ______: ya no wen 2 girls.... ______: thats groos (mystery man): well ______: gross? (mystery man): if you say so ______: u like that dont u? (mystery man): yea, sure whatever *shrug* ______: omg ______: u like that (mystery man): hmmm (mystery man): well ______: yes or no (mystery man): i didnt really think about it, and have no problem with it (mystery man): to each his or her own, i guess (mystery man): heheh (mystery man): who am i to say its wrong (mystery man): lol ______: i no i get it ______: i meant i thot u like to watch it ______: i dont care if there gay (mystery man): *shrug* ______: i just thought u liked to watch it ______: i no (mystery man): lol ______: do u like to watch 2 gurls (mystery man): i never have (mystery man): so i dunno ______: omg ______: u like 2 watch 2 gurl dont u (mystery man): i dunno (mystery man): like i said (mystery man): i have never seen 2 girls together ______: i no but if u saw them would u watch like u like to c them kissing/ (mystery man): :-D ______: ur a pervet (mystery man): no actually (mystery man): my gf would murder me (mystery man): so nevermind (mystery man): heheh ______: wat would say if i said i wouyld like 2 watch 2 guys? ______: wouldnt u think thats wrong (mystery man): errr......gross ______: u guys think about girls the wrong way ______: c? (mystery man): lol ______: no ______: u dont take girls seriously (mystery man): sure I do (mystery man): just not all of em ______: no u don't ______: u dont have respect or anything (mystery man): lol (mystery man): I'm sorry if i offended you, lol, ______: no its not funny ______: haha ______: NOT (mystery man): heheh (mystery man): ur a trip ______: ur an ass (mystery man): k ______: yeah ok w/e ______: no if u will excuse me i have to answer the phone (mystery man): hmm (mystery man): k (mystery man): u hate me now, huh (mystery man): heheh ______: ya no only a girl sint lazy and would do that (mystery man): .................. and there you go.
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