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yeah i thought about taking over the world, i got some good ideas too, i change my name to saddam hussein travel to the U.S get my miltary suit and my awesome weird little red hat thing on and i pee on the foot of the statue of liberty and just wait for the crowds.... no .... wait..... thats my suicide plan.... now i will brain wash you all:

 

 

YOU HAVE NOT READ ANYTHING, I WAS NOT HERE AND MICHAEL JACKSON IS NOT CRAZY HE IS JUST MISUNDERSTOOD, SMOKING IS NOT BAD FOR YOU, GO BUY MY VIDEO: "Richard Simmons Top 10 Workouts"... I AM THE WHITE GUY WITH THE AFRO

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Ive tried too many times...all too many...damn that Superman...

Im currently trying to take over the world with elevator music. Heres how to do it:

1.Downoad 5 terabites of elevator music onto government harddrives.

2.Send the music from satellites to all record company recording machines.

3.Erase all rap, rock, etc. music and replace with elevator music.

4.Offer president to stop the mass hysteria in all the disgruntled teenagers whos music I replaced.

5.After making bajillions of dollars from above lie, activate mind control frequencies in elevator music.

6.Get ass kicked by some superhero halfway through plan.

 

Thats basicly how u do it.

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Actually, I already rule the world. I just use today's government leaders as a front to make it look real. Ever wonder where your tax money goes?

 

 

*points to pocket*

 

 

I control everything on the face of this planet, including the weather. Nature itself is at my command, and I can do with as I please.

 

I control the stars, the moon, the oceans, the animals. I am the richest man on the face of this planet, and the most powerful.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

It just isn't always apparent to anyone else.

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Evil Plan™!

 

Your objective is simple: Widespread Misery.

 

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Love (Yes, it works)

 

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first seduce a pope. This will cause the world to sign up for life insurance policies, paralyzed by your arrival. Who is this despoiler of all that is good and nice and true? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in battle armor?

 

 

Stage Two

Next, you must desecrate the Moon (ooh, tides!). This will all be done from a underground secret headquarters of doom, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will die in a way you just don't want to think about, as countless hordes of mean english teachers hasten to do your every bidding.

 

 

Stage Three

Finally, you must tauntingly wave your needlessly big weather machine, bringing about something that's really metal. Your name shall become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, and no man will ever again dare make you clean your room. Everyone will bow before your cunning intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to restore your credit rating.

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yeah, i have plants to take over the earth, first i massacre everyone with stimpy the cat.

      
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Then send in Koalas with Lightsabers





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then this should be flawless!

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Am I the only one who seriously means to take over the earth? :confused:

 

Two of my friends and I are going to carry out the plan. First, we're going to move to our underground secret lab in Iceland... then... no! Wait!

 

I'VE SAID TOO MUCH! I KNOW NOTHING!

 

NOTHING!

 

:eek: :eek: :eek:

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My plan to conquer the world would be to merge all dimensions parallel to our own, then utterly destroy it and create my own world in which everyone will live in the same house. Wait a minute, that's too simple.......

 

*Gathers everyone on these forums and forces them to live in the same house in another galaxy.*

 

 

YOU HAVE NOT HEARD THIS FROM ME. YOU WILL ALL BOW DOWN BEFORE YOUR ALL MIGHTY RULER, EMPEROR TOPSHOT! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!:devsmoke:

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Originally posted by StarWarsPhreak

plans? why would I need plans? i already own the word

 

*thunder*

Muwahahahahahaha Muwahahahahahahahaaaa MUWAHAHAHAHAaaaaa!"

 

YOU? You own the world? I shall have to remind you that that is only because I was pulling your strings. If you are ever to own the world, remember these hints. Never admit it! Always have a public stooge to act on your behalf! If said stooge is taken out, find a new one. Stooges can always be replaced but world masters are hard to came by!

 

Thats it! I'm officially revoking your world domination licence! I'm sorry, but you are just going to have to re-sit the test along with all the other hopefulls.

 

Sometimes I don't know why I train people to take over the world....

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I am currently doing practice manouvres at home to take over the world. Mortal Kombat: Deadly Alliance is my training simulation, taking over the world with Martial Arts fiends...

 

Beware of Raiden, Scorpion, Kano, Kitana, Sonya, Jax and the gang.......

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lol check my evil plan out.... i laughed my ass off after i read Stage 3:

 

 

Evil Plan

 

Your objective is simple: Destroy the Earth.

 

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Evil - It's my nature

 

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first assassinate a rich and powerful ceo. This will cause the world to give one another worried looks, amazed by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?

 

 

Stage Two

Next, you must disintegrate the White House. This will all be done from a island of mu, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will lose their minds, as countless hordes of mutant race hasten to do your every bidding.

 

 

Stage Three

Finally, you must reveal to the world your plague of doom, bringing about the dead rising from the grave. Your name shall become synonymous with fear, and no man will ever again dare point and laugh. Everyone will bow before your dashing good looks, and the world will have no choice but to fall madly in love with you.

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Your objective is simple: Destroy the Earth.

 

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Power

 

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first incinerate a chosen one. This will cause the world to slaughter a sacred calf to appease the gods, amazed by your arrival. Who is this demon straight out of hell? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?

 

 

Stage Two

Next, you must obliterate the Moon (ooh, tides!). This will all be done from a medieval castle, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of alien life forms hasten to do your every bidding.

 

 

Stage Three

Finally, you must unleash your great supernatural forces, bringing about the end of all things. Your name shall become synonymous with blood, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your mystical abilities, and the world will have no choice but to pray to you for enlightenment.

 

So there!

 

Well, close enough to my wishes...too tired to edit it my way.

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