NiKo Posted March 14, 2003 Share Posted March 14, 2003 you have to read this! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meksilon Posted March 14, 2003 Share Posted March 14, 2003 Dude that's really f#ed up. PHILADELPHIA, Monday: The parents of 15-year-old leukaemia patient Josh Morten, who last night passed away after a four year battle with the illness, said they were sorry not to have fulfilled his dying wish to get a blow job from Cameron Diaz... The courageous teenager told his family two months ago that the one thing he'd really like before he died was to be sucked off by the successful Hollywood actress and former model. "Josh never asked for much, He never complained about his illness, or made unrealistic demands. So when he requested fellatio from the star of Charlie's Angels and There’s Something About Mary we thought, sure, that’s the least we can do for him." Formal requests inviting the star to perform oral sex on their dying son were repeatedly declined. "We wrote, we rang, we faxed," Mr Morten explained. "And every time it was the same answer: 'Sorry, Ms Diaz is currently unable to comply with your request.' I mean, how unsympathetic can you get? We're talking about a dying kid here! Would it kill her?" ... "The crowds were ten deep," he said, "and I'm there yelling out to her from the back: Will you go down on my son please!, but she didn’t want to know." ...Mr Morten placed similar standby requests with the agents representing Catherine Zeta Jones, Jennifer Lopez and Salma Hayek, but in each case the stars refused to co-operate. "Who do they think they are, these women!" railed Mr Morten. "They earn millions of dollars and swan about at fancy parties, but when they get a simple request to bring a smile to a young boy far less fortunate than them, they turn their back on you. What kind of world do we live in when a dying teenager can no longer get his **** sucked by a celebrity?" That is really, really, really f#ed up!! By the way my above version is trimmed down. But dude that is so f#en weak, I mean what the hell do they think oral sex is? Something to be shared between anyone for any reason?!? This is the mark of Meksilon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunken_Sailor Posted March 14, 2003 Share Posted March 14, 2003 It's definetly the stupidest thing I have ever read in my entire life ! ! ! Especially the last comment : "They earn millions of dollars and swan about at fancy parties, but when they get a simple request to bring a smile to a young boy far less fortunate than them, they turn their back on you. What kind of world do we live in when a dying teenager can no longer get his **** sucked by a celebrity?" :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Is this supposed to be a stupid joke !? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benny Posted March 14, 2003 Share Posted March 14, 2003 Its satire ¬¬ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al-back from the BigWhoop Posted March 14, 2003 Share Posted March 14, 2003 quite funny actually , but if i was to die i think i would do something like taht... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshi Posted March 14, 2003 Share Posted March 14, 2003 very funny yeah, if i was dying... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Groovy Posted March 14, 2003 Share Posted March 14, 2003 Actually if i was dying I would just call Pat Sajak and tell him I would like to buy a vowel...... Edit- I would probably do that even if I wasn't dying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Gnarly Posted March 14, 2003 Share Posted March 14, 2003 lol thats hilarious, that has to be fake! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Eggplant Posted March 14, 2003 Share Posted March 14, 2003 *if I were dying I would icq a mod, maybe DarthGroovy and ask him the name of a tv game show host and then I would post about it right away before I kicked the bucket.* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brief Posted March 15, 2003 Share Posted March 15, 2003 I read that a couple of days ago. Funniest line of the whole article: "Go down on my son please!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Groovy Posted March 15, 2003 Share Posted March 15, 2003 Originally posted by Darth Eggplant *if I were dying I would icq a mod, maybe DarthGroovy and ask him the name of a tv game show host and then I would post about it right away before I kicked the bucket.* How dare you let that leak out..... Disclaimer: Sorry folks never said my sources were credible or even genuine... *runs out of the room* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gorganfloss Posted March 15, 2003 Share Posted March 15, 2003 Thats hilarious. Imagine being Cameron Diaz, and having a guy yell out at you to go down on his son. heh, srry. Sometimes my idiocy gets the better of me and I say stupid stuff. Ill go away now...O_o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deadmeat_X Posted March 15, 2003 Share Posted March 15, 2003 There's a lot of crazy people in this world Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blondbeard Posted March 16, 2003 Share Posted March 16, 2003 That has to be one of the funniest articles I have read. It has to be fake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meksilon Posted March 17, 2003 Share Posted March 17, 2003 If you want to read something that IS fake try http://www.8march2003.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kjølen Posted March 17, 2003 Share Posted March 17, 2003 Well i dun blame her, even for a dying boy, he shouldn't ry and take advantage of his condition. Poor people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meksilon Posted March 17, 2003 Share Posted March 17, 2003 Originally posted by Kjølen Well i dun blame her, even for a dying boy, he shouldn't ry and take advantage of his condition. Poor people. Did your IQ just drop or something Kjølen, or did you just miss the point? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mercatfat Posted March 17, 2003 Share Posted March 17, 2003 Argh, sweet jesus, this article is a joke. Satire. Look at the upper right of the page. It's an Austrailian version of the Onion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al-back from the BigWhoop Posted March 17, 2003 Share Posted March 17, 2003 hey Gorgan, ever though about using that sig for world domination? it has got to b the most hipnotic thing ive ever seen... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshi Posted March 17, 2003 Share Posted March 17, 2003 Originally posted by mercatfat Argh, sweet jesus, this article is a joke. Satire. Look at the upper right of the page. It's an Austrailian version of the Onion. just to clarify, i did know it was fake considering (1), something like this would be somewhere else apart from on a website like a newspaper and (2) it clearly states that it's all just a joke. i'm pretty sure people wouldn't exploit a young boys death like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZBomber Posted March 30, 2003 Share Posted March 30, 2003 nice! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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