Sivy Posted March 20, 2003 Share Posted March 20, 2003 I sincerely apologise if this is deemed inappropriate Top ten sexually suggestive lines in the Star Wars Trilogy Star Wars 10. "Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!" 9. "Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?" 8. "Put that thing away before you get us all killed." 7. "You've got something jammed in here real good." 6. "Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?" 5. "You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought." 4. "Sorry about the mess..." 3. "Look at the size of that thing!" 2. "Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!" 1. "She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid." The Empire Strikes Back 10. "I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me." 9. "Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?" 8. "There's an awful lot of moisture in here." 7. "But now we must eat. Cum, good food, cumm..." 6. "That's okay, I'd like to keep it on manual control for a while." 5. "Hurry up, golden-rod..." 4. "I must've hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh kid?" 3. "Possible he came in through the south entrance." 2. "And I thought they smelled bad on the outside!" 1. "Control, control! You must learn control!" Return of the Jedi: 10. "Hey, point that thing someplace else." 9. "I look forward to completing your training. In time you will call me master." 8. "I never knew I had it in me." 7. "There is good in him, I've felt it." 6. "Grab me, Chewie. I'm slipping -- hold on. Grab it, almost... you almost got it. Gently now, all right, easy, easy, hold me Chewie." 5. "Hey, Luke, thanks for coming after me -- now I owe you one." 4. "Back door, huh? Good idea!" 3. "She's gonna blow!" 2. "I think you'll fit in nicely." 1. "Rise, my friend." But of course, one of the best is - "Wedge! Pull out! You're not doing any good back there! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ckcsaber Posted March 20, 2003 Share Posted March 20, 2003 I've seen em' before but this one is friggen hilarious! "Rise, my friend." lolrofl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darklighter Posted March 20, 2003 Share Posted March 20, 2003 Originally posted by Sivy B 6. "Grab me, Chewie. I'm slipping -- hold on. Grab it, almost... you almost got it. Gently now, all right, easy, easy, hold me Chewie." This is probably the rudest...and funniest:lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Sitherino Posted March 20, 2003 Share Posted March 20, 2003 you forgot I like captain Solo hanging where he is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wassup Posted March 20, 2003 Share Posted March 20, 2003 Hah Hah that was great!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dark jedi 8 Posted March 20, 2003 Share Posted March 20, 2003 hahahahahahahah lol, those are funny! :lol: :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wes Marrakesh Posted March 20, 2003 Share Posted March 20, 2003 Very good! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitedragon Posted March 20, 2003 Share Posted March 20, 2003 that was inappropriate but at the same time incredabley funney. i needed that thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sivy Posted March 20, 2003 Author Share Posted March 20, 2003 try and think of some from the prequels like... “At last we can reveal ourselves to the jedi” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitedragon Posted March 20, 2003 Share Posted March 20, 2003 Originally posted by Sivy B try and think of some from the prequels like... “At last we can reveal ourselves to the jedi” "you were right about one thing master. the negotiations were short" "are you haveing a problem master kenobi" "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pnut_Man Posted March 20, 2003 Share Posted March 20, 2003 Sivy, this thread is dishearteningly disturbing and immature..but it's so freaking funny! Awesome job you perverted bum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reborn Outcast Posted March 20, 2003 Share Posted March 20, 2003 HAHAHA good stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reb Starblazer Posted March 20, 2003 Share Posted March 20, 2003 "She seems to be on top of things" One from the prequels for ya Sivvy:D I'll try and think of some others... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katarn07 Posted March 20, 2003 Share Posted March 20, 2003 Originally posted by Pnut_Master Sivy, this thread is dishearteningly disturbing and immature..but it's so freaking funny! Awesome job you perverted bum Yeah, this is a pretty good response. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Sitherino Posted March 20, 2003 Share Posted March 20, 2003 Don't stop kid! shoot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darklighter Posted March 20, 2003 Share Posted March 20, 2003 "This weapon is your life!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XERXES Posted March 20, 2003 Share Posted March 20, 2003 #6 on ROTJ is the best i think i might have to use one of those lines when with my gf, see the face she makes.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunatic Jedi Posted March 22, 2003 Share Posted March 22, 2003 ROTFLMAO!!! I can't stop laughing! This is adding years to my life! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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