Datheus Posted March 22, 2003 Share Posted March 22, 2003 "The government must crack down on this disgusting craze of Pumping", a spokesman for the Nakhon Ratchasima hospital told reporters. "If this perversion catches on, it will destroy the cream of Thailand's manhood." He was speaking after the remains of 13-year-old Charnchai Puanmuangpak had been brought to the mortuary "Most 'Pumpers' use a standard bicycle pump," he explained, "inserting the nozzle far up their rectum, giving themselves a rush of air, creating a momentary high. This act is a sin against God." Charnchai took it further still. He started using a two-cylinder foot pump, but even that wasn't exciting enough for him, and he boasted to friends that he was going to try the compressed air hose at a nearby gasoline station. They dared him to do it so, under cover of darkness, he snuck in. Not realising how powerful the machine was, he inserted the tube deep into his rectum, and placed a coin in the slot. As a result, he died virtually instantly, but passers by are still in shock. One woman thought she was watching a twilight firework display, and started clapping. "We still haven't located all of him," say the police authorities. "When that quantity of air interacted with the gas in his system, he nearly exploded. It was like an atom bomb went off or something." "Pumping is the devil's pastime, and we must all say no to Satan," Ratchasima concluded. "Inflate your tires by all means, but then hide your bicycle pump where it cannot tempt you." ---- XD Yea, it's fake... funny nonetheless Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunatic Jedi Posted March 22, 2003 Share Posted March 22, 2003 Wha??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue Nine Posted March 22, 2003 Share Posted March 22, 2003 Got that out of a Darwin Award book, didn't you? I highly doubt someone from Thailand named Nakhon Ratchasima would be of Christian faith and thus make a reference to the devil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Datheus Posted March 22, 2003 Author Share Posted March 22, 2003 Yea yea, I know, but who cares? THE KID BLEW UP XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nova_wolf Posted March 22, 2003 Share Posted March 22, 2003 No - this is not a joke - this actually happened, but in America, not Thailand. Even a kid in my old area back in Portsmouth was suspected of having tried something similar. It scary because its real Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCanr2d2 Posted March 22, 2003 Share Posted March 22, 2003 Sounds more like a cartoon kind of thing that something real, but them again............... I've heard of pumping Iron, but this is not the pumping that I thought that the topic was about........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hekx Posted March 22, 2003 Share Posted March 22, 2003 'Pumping.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue Nine Posted March 22, 2003 Share Posted March 22, 2003 I doubt something like this could be real, considering the amount of air pressure needed to make somone "explode" It'd cause serious rectal damage, ergo he'd be crapping outta his back or something, but it wouldn't kill someone flat out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wassup Posted March 23, 2003 Share Posted March 23, 2003 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZePhyR Posted March 23, 2003 Share Posted March 23, 2003 I was skeptical when reading it... glad it's not real... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted March 23, 2003 Share Posted March 23, 2003 *sits back and waits around for news of some smart ass kid actually trying this and blowing an O-ring* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nova_wolf Posted March 23, 2003 Share Posted March 23, 2003 Originally posted by nova_wolf No - this is not a joke - this actually happened, but in America, not Thailand. Even a kid in my old area back in Portsmouth was suspected of having tried something similar. It scary because its real IT IS REAL! In todays modern screwy world, can you REALLY sit back and say with full conviction that no one has ever done this, and that no one could possible enjoy it. Okay - the whole explosion thing may be not, but foot pumps and stuff.... It happens man..... it happens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunatic Jedi Posted March 23, 2003 Share Posted March 23, 2003 Originally posted by nova_wolf Okay - the whole explosion thing may be not, but foot pumps and stuff.... It happens man..... it happens. And you would know this... how? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nova_wolf Posted March 23, 2003 Share Posted March 23, 2003 Originally posted by Lunatic Jedi And you would know this... how? Errr... well.... There had been a someone in portsmouth who tried it. Was given a slight degree of notice by the news. Ours school decided to nip any potential of it becoming the next big thing in the bud by getting tutors to discuss fetishism with us, and in particular, this was used as an example... Never seen teachers squirm so much! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunatic Jedi Posted March 23, 2003 Share Posted March 23, 2003 They squirmed because their asses hurt from all that pumping! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jed Posted March 23, 2003 Share Posted March 23, 2003 That's disgusting, yet I couldn't stop laughing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reborn Outcast Posted March 24, 2003 Share Posted March 24, 2003 Ewwwww. Thats pretty gross but like 220 said, I coulnd't stop laughing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedantic Posted March 24, 2003 Share Posted March 24, 2003 Yeeeah, not the kind of pumping I was expecting here. Especially considering it said Thailand in the title. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wes Marrakesh Posted March 24, 2003 Share Posted March 24, 2003 Originally posted by Reborn Outcast Ewwwww. Thats pretty gross but like 220 said, I coulnd't stop laughing. Ditto. Can't help it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kstar__2 Posted March 24, 2003 Share Posted March 24, 2003 hmm, i think i'm putting my pump away but anyway, that's grows:barf: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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