Bob Gnarly Posted May 2, 2003 Share Posted May 2, 2003 all my fav. family guy quotes "What would YOU do for a Klondike Bar? Would you jump up and down?" "Yea" "Would you bark like a dog?" "Y-Yea Sure" "Would you.... would you kill a man?" "Well.. I-I guess so" Peter in drive thru: "let me have 200 chicken fajitas" (pronounced it like vaginas!) Hey, I've never done a Mexican chick before! OOO-lay Man: Hey nice melons! Peter: Hey what's they big idea! Lois: Peter I'm holding melons. Peter: oh Man: Your hooters arn't bad either! Peter: Hey man! Lois: Peter I'm holding owls Peter: okay, sorry. Man: No problem (Pause) Man: Your wifes hot! Stewie: No Sprinkles, for every sprinkle I find, I shall kill you! "Isn't America great...except the south." Death: What'd you make this cocoa out of? Crap? Lois: If you want me to make it again.. Death: Don't bother Lois it's my fault. I just assumed you'd make it with milk. Not crap. Brian: "Mi nombre es Brian" mexican: "well that's very good, but you didn't need the es. All you needed was Mi nombre Brian" Brian: "oh so you speak English?" Mexican: "No. Just that first sentence and this one explaning it." Brian: "You're joking right?" Mexican: "Que?" young Peter: Why did all the dinosaurs die out? Museum Tour Guide: Because you touch yourself at night PETER: I did drugs once...everything was so freaking real. cut to live action scene of Peter sitting on a park bench in the real world. PETER: Everything is so freaking real!!! Brain:"money money money...Money!"[last money high pitched voice] i got all these from other sites but ive seen em all whats yours? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agen Posted May 2, 2003 Share Posted May 2, 2003 Heh, Family guy is just great now that you've taken all my favourite quotes i'll just complement you on saying them all The grimreaper joke was brill though Though i like the Lois: Thank god we got all that flattened out Peter: Yeh *car blows up* *assassin runs in panting* assassin: Don't go into your (*sees car on fire*) c....... er... have a nice night bye Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Gnarly Posted May 3, 2003 Author Share Posted May 3, 2003 you have to read this http://tv.zap2it.com/news/tvnewsdaily.html?30960 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agen Posted May 3, 2003 Share Posted May 3, 2003 Until then, Seasons 1 and 2 of "Family Guy" will be released together on DVD Tuesday, April 15. Season 3 is currently in the works to hit the shelves in September. *puts on christmas list* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chewbacco Posted May 3, 2003 Share Posted May 3, 2003 LOL! These are funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Gnarly Posted May 3, 2003 Author Share Posted May 3, 2003 "Well Lois I tried finding my creativity like you said, first I took an art class... Am..Am I supposed to draw the penis? Then I tried sculpting... Am..Am I supposed to sculpt the penis? Then I tried music... Am..Am I supposed to conduct with my penis? I was starting to think there was nothing that I would be good at, but then I realised that this is it. Lois my penis belongs on stage." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kain Posted May 3, 2003 Share Posted May 3, 2003 *Peter and Brian sitting in Bar, forgot what Brian says* Peter:Oh my God, YOU CAN TALK!! *car at night, rocking back and forth* Death: Yea baby...oh not again. I'm be a virgin forever!..unless...*car rocking* RandomGuy: Hey want a stick of gum? OtherGuy: Sure. Random: Hahaha! Other: What? Random: Now you're addicted to heroine! Other: ...*starts to shiver*...so...cold... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-=DarkZero=- Posted May 3, 2003 Share Posted May 3, 2003 Peter:HEY I KNOW YOU! =flash back= Peter:Bobby misses his mommy,bobby misses his mommmy,bobby misses his mommy. -Young boby crys over his dead moms grAVE- XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XERXES Posted May 3, 2003 Share Posted May 3, 2003 I dont get that show...its fairly stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Gnarly Posted May 3, 2003 Author Share Posted May 3, 2003 Originally posted by XERXES I dont get that show...its fairly stupid. .......its funny, why do you play FF, i find that stupid, but i dont think i enter a thread titled something i dont like unless i just wanna check and even if i did i probably wouldnt post something like that, your posting habits confuse me, if your gonna do what you did then just say something like id rather watch....or something........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XERXES Posted May 3, 2003 Share Posted May 3, 2003 Black Mamba 05-03-2003 04:20 PM This person is on your Ignore List. To view this post click [here] say what now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Gnarly Posted May 3, 2003 Author Share Posted May 3, 2003 you obviously read it then ignored it or why would you make snooty comeback anyways i found this site http://family-guy-world.8m.com/ which has alot of cool family guy things on it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZBomber Posted May 4, 2003 Share Posted May 4, 2003 Oh, with the constant flaming, and banging and popping!!!!...... Please, calm down, guys. Hehe, Me likes the quotes. I haven't seen Family Guy in a long time though..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Homer Posted May 4, 2003 Share Posted May 4, 2003 My favorite quote (and I have the box-set ) Stewie talking to some brocolli "Well, then...she says you're good for me, but I'm afraid I'm no good for you!! Today's forcast calls for a sprinkle of genius followed by a downpour of DOOM!!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greedo626 Posted May 4, 2003 Share Posted May 4, 2003 I love Stewie:D . I think I'll make a Stewie av... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-=DarkZero=- Posted May 4, 2003 Share Posted May 4, 2003 Stewie-I hope my words keep you warm,while you're FROZEN IN CARBONITE! -Shoots the cult leader- XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kain Posted May 4, 2003 Share Posted May 4, 2003 I got the best quote: XERXES is a jackass. anyways, back on topic, the series is on Cartoon Network's Adult Swim. I dunno at what time, but they have Futurama too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Gnarly Posted May 4, 2003 Author Share Posted May 4, 2003 yeah cartoon network now has alot of good shows on its adult swim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Eggplant Posted May 4, 2003 Share Posted May 4, 2003 I have a site dedicated to Stewie Griffin the url is http://www.geocities.com/microstewie go see it if you want your death to quick and painless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Gnarly Posted May 4, 2003 Author Share Posted May 4, 2003 thats great eggplant, i love all the free downloads, god job man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agen Posted May 4, 2003 Share Posted May 4, 2003 I agree, good work eggplant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Eggplant Posted May 6, 2003 Share Posted May 6, 2003 thanks, the theme doctor at http://www.themeworld.com gave me a five star rating, their highest. and it got me a job, I am doing now designing the theme for a movie company, the film is day off the dead. at http://www.dayoffthedead.com ~ I like making desktop themes, it's one of the things I can do, some people make cool mods and skins for FPS games. I can make winamp skins, and desktop themes and can do some music stuff. I am learning animated cursors right now, and hopefully soon, flash. (so I guess if you ever want a theme made for your personal self) I am the vegetable to come see. *I need to do a Furturama I guess* and I am doing Matrix Reloaded stuff now that it is coming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuRaSaMuNe Posted May 6, 2003 Share Posted May 6, 2003 Haha, Family Guy is one of my fav shows, craigmier is my fav character in it Im in Canada so I don't get the cartoon network but it's on every week on Teletoon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedi wannabe Posted May 8, 2003 Share Posted May 8, 2003 pete: Hey Lois, dihorria(sp) Lois: *laughs* Peter, I'm holding iced tea! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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