•-BLaCKouT-• Posted May 20, 2003 Share Posted May 20, 2003 Okay, first off the bat I want to say that I'm not taking the piss here. A thought crossed my mind at work today, and it really started getting to me. We had a discussion at work, but as none of us know any blind people, we couldn't come to a conclusion. Here's the deal: How do blind people know when they've wiped enough when they've been to the toilet? It's really bugging me now... B. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ET Warrior Posted May 20, 2003 Share Posted May 20, 2003 Originally posted by BLaCKouT_1138 Okay, first off the bat I want to say that I'm not taking the piss here. What exactly does taking the piss mean? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-=ReApEr=- Posted May 20, 2003 Share Posted May 20, 2003 Originally posted by BLaCKouT_1138 Okay, first off the bat I want to say that I'm not taking the piss here. A thought crossed my mind at work today, and it really started getting to me. We had a discussion at work, but as none of us know any blind people, we couldn't come to a conclusion. Here's the deal: How do blind people know when they've wiped enough when they've been to the toilet? It's really bugging me now... B. Sense i guess, just keep wipping. Then feel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breton Posted May 20, 2003 Share Posted May 20, 2003 Perhaps they can hear it Really, I think it's a mixture of sensing it and guesswork. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eldritch Posted May 20, 2003 Share Posted May 20, 2003 Or they could always use wet wipes, or that thing that shoots water up there... forget what it's called - starts with a 'b' I think. Those would clean better and more reliably than toilet paper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C'jais Posted May 20, 2003 Share Posted May 20, 2003 Dude, their kung fu is so strong they can sense their own sh*t through Ki. Don't mess with the blind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StormHammer Posted May 20, 2003 Share Posted May 20, 2003 Originally posted by Eldritch Or they could always use wet wipes, or that thing that shoots water up there... forget what it's called - starts with a 'b' I think. Those would clean better and more reliably than toilet paper. The word you are looking for is 'bidet'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
•-BLaCKouT-• Posted May 20, 2003 Author Share Posted May 20, 2003 Originally posted by ET Warrior What exactly does taking the piss mean? It means like 'taking the mickey', making fun of something. What I meant was I'm not just asking this to make fun of blind people, I genuinely wondered. Originally posted by Eldritch that thing that shoots water up there... forget what it's called - starts with a 'b' I think. A Bidet. Yes, you're probably right... Still it's a worrying prospect isn't it? B. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost Welshman Posted May 20, 2003 Share Posted May 20, 2003 A Bidet. I thought It was called a Lady's Fountain? Not for washing feet! Back to the main question When you don't have one of the senses then your others are amplified. So, to find out you use process of ellimination: Hearing: You can hardly hear the tissue deposite. Smell: It is likely that the whole bathroom is stinking off **** so that wont help. Touch: What if the residue is dry? you can't feel it there then! Leaving them with one option Taste! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phizzle Posted May 20, 2003 Share Posted May 20, 2003 You guys look in your ass to see if you wiped enough? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thrackan Solo Posted May 20, 2003 Share Posted May 20, 2003 They have someone else check:p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfnshannon Posted May 21, 2003 Share Posted May 21, 2003 Why don't you try asking a blind person....? course you'd be bitch slapped but....hey...you might get an answer! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
•-BLaCKouT-• Posted May 21, 2003 Author Share Posted May 21, 2003 I don't know any mate, I don't just want to ask one on the street, y'know? Otherwise yeah, I'd just get belted with a white stick. That's why I asked here, in case anyone actually knew. Still, I've got a series of alternatives to put to some unlucky blind person now. Originally posted by Phizzle You guys look in your ass to see if you wiped enough? Well, you just kind of 'look' don'tcha? At the 'paper'. Don'tcha?? B Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ET Warrior Posted May 21, 2003 Share Posted May 21, 2003 Originally posted by BLaCKouT_1138 It means like 'taking the mickey', Taking the mickey...? Strange strange terms...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
•-BLaCKouT-• Posted May 21, 2003 Author Share Posted May 21, 2003 Originally posted by ET Warrior Strange strange terms...... Yeah well, y'know. I am English B. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danyael Posted May 21, 2003 Share Posted May 21, 2003 easy, you wipe until it hurts! but to be serious.. think about it.... When you are taking a crap and you finish, you wipe and wipe and wipe etc... now you have that feeling..... still kinda warm/wet down there.. wipe again until it feels dry.. or you can be like my friend who wipes her crack until she can tell that she is bleeding.. she is sick, but probably has one of the cleanest @$$'s around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phizzle Posted May 21, 2003 Share Posted May 21, 2003 This is the weirdest thread I have ever read. And no, I do not look at the paper towel, that's disgusting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breton Posted May 22, 2003 Share Posted May 22, 2003 Originally posted by Phizzle This is the weirdest thread I have ever read. And no, I do not look at the paper towel, that's disgusting. Do you just guess then?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ET Warrior Posted May 22, 2003 Share Posted May 22, 2003 Originally posted by BLaCKouT_1138 Yeah well, y'know. I am English B. That explains a LOT............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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