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A dream, I have.

 

Cornholio I am.

 

give a damn, my dear, frankly i do not.

 

Have a cow, do not, man.

 

Lucky, feel you punk?

 

Have sexual relations with that woman, I did not.

 

Enough for anybody, 640KB ought to be.

 

Hit it, I would!

 

So, Make it!

 

The Spanish Inquisition, nobody expects.

 

Dude! Getting a dell, you are.

 

To rule them all, One Ring it is.

 

spoon there is not.

 

How the orcs came to be, know do you?

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:yoda: reveal the tree it contains, the nut doesn't

 

:yoda: yyyyeeeessssss window of the soul, The eyes are..

 

:yoda: the bananas, little by little... gggggrrroowwwww

 

:yoda:mmmmmm a boating accident, this was not

 

:yoda: dodge bullets, i can...you say? mmmmmm

 

:yoda: the one armed man, it was

 

:yoda: our lives, they may take.. but our freedom, they cannot

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Originally posted by Clefo

Knife, this you call? Knife, this is a!

 

Okay that last one's kinda weird

 

I think it should be "A knife, this is"

 

 

The verb is almost always the last word of a Yoda sentence. So if there's a sentence that goes:

 

This Clone war has begun.

 

"Has" being the verb in this sentence, gets put last, along with everything in front of it. That turns into:

 

Begun, this clone was has.

 

Man, I love Yoda ;)

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(not all of these are great...but hey...I'm bored)

 

When gone I am, love me

 

Iron man I am

 

Silver lining every cloud has

 

Every time a bell rings an angel his wings he gets

 

In the morning the smell of napalm I love.

 

A hamster your mother was and of elderberries your father smelt!

 

French I am! Why think you that this outrageous accent I have?

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Remember, you must, by dying for country, no bastard war won. Wins he, by dying for country, the other poor bastard make.

 

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, your senior drill instructor, I am.

 

A bigger boat, we need.

 

My girlfriend, 37 (Whoo-Hoo!) has she sucked! (GO CLERKS)

 

To The Rock, welcome you are.

 

That loving feeling, lost it, you have.

 

No. Full, Ghostrider, the pattern is.

 

This much up, you screw, and from Hong Kong cargo plane of rubber dog**** full, you fly.

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"Home, a place like, there is not!" (Repeat three times)

 

"What your country, for you, can do?", ask not, but "What you, for your country, can do?" (Phew! That wasn't easy!)

 

"In infamy, December 7, 1941, will live!"

 

"Chevy Chase, am I, and you are not!"

 

"For man, a small step, this is. For mankind. one giant leap it is!"

 

"My lips, read you, new taxes, none, will there be!"

 

"Fear itself, all to fear, we have!" (That one sounds wierd!)

 

"Friends, keep you close. Ememies, keep you closer!"

 

"The building left, Elvis, has!"

 

"On this continent, a new nation forth, four score and seven years ago, our forefathers brought" (Ummmm....yeah)

 

"Beholder, in the eye of, beauty is."

 

"The terror, in the night that flaps, I am!"

 

"Human, to err, it is. Divine, to forgive, it is more!"

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