Dath Maximus Posted June 29, 2003 Posted June 29, 2003 *unleashes a hord of soldier monkies on everyone* DIE!!
Sam Fisher Posted June 29, 2003 Posted June 29, 2003 *Uses a nuke and vaporizes(sp?) all of the monkeys* Ha!
[RAA]-=Chi3f=- Posted June 29, 2003 Posted June 29, 2003 -=Chi3f=- enters the battlefield wearing Monkey-proof armor and a scarf Death to all who oppose monkies! Go.. go little ones! The time is now... no wait.... yeah right now! Unleashes a hoarde of Monkey-pox infested chimpanzees Mwa ha ha ha! Onward my minions! Spread the plague Make them cough for 12 to 48 hours! Drink all of their Nyquil and get mildly buzzed! May this land smell of bannanas! Fling, fling the poo at them fling it!
Antilles_CL Posted June 29, 2003 Posted June 29, 2003 Runs wildy at the monkeys and begins eating them
[RAA]-=Chi3f=- Posted June 29, 2003 Posted June 29, 2003 Semicolon eats a monkey and gets monkey-pox. This causes his next two posts to be be all backwards. He also smells like bannanas now. Bah.. my monkies fear no mortal! -=Chi3f=- releases SARS infected hippos apon the Forums. The monkies jump on the hippos and ride them like horses. Onward my hippo riding monkies! Now you shall taste the power of Monkie-SARS!
BongoBob Posted June 29, 2003 Posted June 29, 2003 :eek:EEK! Oh yeah, well your hipporiding monkies can't survive the horrible mystical powers of my Super-Llama, Carlito. *Carlito uses alpaca vision to wrap the hippo-riding monkies in a soft material* hehehe... *Bob lights the material on fire, burning all the hippos and monkies to death* Bring it! The master of the bongos will kick major arse! PS-Great Thread, but shouldn't this be in the Role Playing section?
Lunatic Jedi Posted June 29, 2003 Posted June 29, 2003 No! Now be quiet! *Blows off Bob's head with a mildly charged, yet appropriately spectacular and deadly Angel Arm*
BongoBob Posted June 29, 2003 Posted June 29, 2003 *Carlito uses his amazing regenerative powers to give bob a new head(insane mind and all)* YOU...You... *Whips out lightsaber and cuts off lj's angel arm* hehehe...
[RAA]-=Chi3f=- Posted June 29, 2003 Posted June 29, 2003 Attaches Bob's head to the last surviving burnt monkey-SARS hippo rider With this I can control you and see into your thoughts Looks into BongoBob's mind As I thought, he plans to steal the Angel arm and mount it to his Super-Llama, Carlito. He must be stopped at all costs! -=Chi3f=- retrieves the Lance of Longines from Lilth's hand Eat that! Whhoooooooossshhhhhhh! Bob explodes into hundreds of midget Bobs. Mwah ha ha ha!
BongoBob Posted June 29, 2003 Posted June 29, 2003 Thank you, for hundreds of midget bobs can work faster than one giant one. *Attaches Angel Arm to carlito* *Carlito regenerates the bobs into one* *Lines up semi colon, lj, topshot, and chi3f with the force* FIRE! *Carlito fires the angel arm, seriously hurting them all* *Insert psychotic laugh here*
BawBag™ Posted June 29, 2003 Author Posted June 29, 2003 *Jumps back into artic lorry and turns everyone into roadkill* -Hops out with an AA gun and plasters the survivors- PICK THAT YIN OOT! *Screams*
|GG|Carl Posted June 29, 2003 Posted June 29, 2003 But you haven't heard my evil plan yet!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I'm going to clone myself!!! See you in ten years loosers!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Sam Fisher Posted June 29, 2003 Posted June 29, 2003 HA! Goodbye! *Kicks kim out with the super bat-inator?*
Thrackan Solo Posted June 29, 2003 Posted June 29, 2003 *releases killer bees into the thread and coats -=Chi3f=- with honey* Onward my younglings! Fulfil your destiny! For your master!
Lunatic Jedi Posted June 29, 2003 Posted June 29, 2003 How did you get my Angel Arm? That would mean you would have to take my whole arm... *Notices his right arm is conspicuously absent* Ah crap.
Thrackan Solo Posted June 29, 2003 Posted June 29, 2003 *pokes Semicolon's pox bursting them all sending him into great pain* CRAP! NOW I HAVE MONKEY POX! THEY ITCH LIKE A ... *falls on ground itching*
Antilles_CL Posted June 29, 2003 Posted June 29, 2003 w00t i'm free of those stupid pox. Thanks Thrackan Goes home to wash off
Thrackan Solo Posted June 29, 2003 Posted June 29, 2003 *pulls out anti monkry pox cream and greases himself down* WOOHOO! All better! *dons anti-monkey pox suit and whacks monkey with his Bat-o-Justice*
•-BLaCKouT-• Posted June 29, 2003 Posted June 29, 2003 *Kicks in door - Matrix Agent style - whips out a Browning 9mm and lodges a shot into Thrackan's shoulder* It's about to get messy! B.
|GG|Carl Posted June 29, 2003 Posted June 29, 2003 WOOOHOOOO!!!! I'm back! and I'm not alone, I'm here with DEATHSTAR III !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *starts shooting at everybody* pow!pow!pow! weeeeeeeeooooooooo BOOM!!! *something big gets blown up* pow!pow! BOOM!!!BOOM!!!BOOM!!! *shot SamFisher in the a--* MUAHAHAHAHA!!! ... I'm so evil
•-BLaCKouT-• Posted June 29, 2003 Posted June 29, 2003 *The only warning Semi has, is a pizza ripped in half by a bullet as it races towards him, tearing into his thigh* Oh, you're in trouble now..! *Blackout drops the now-empty magazine onto the floor, and pistol-whips Semi before reloading with a full clip* B.
Sam Fisher Posted June 29, 2003 Posted June 29, 2003 *Slices the gun from B's grasp, and in the process, cutting his head off too.*
|GG|Carl Posted June 29, 2003 Posted June 29, 2003 *can't do anything, cause I'm stuck under the 2000 pizzas semicholon threw at me* *starts to eat*
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