BongoBob Posted June 30, 2003 Posted June 30, 2003 Calls tank, and asks him for a new place to fight in inside of the matrix(Along with some special suprises) Enter the matrix...
BawBag™ Posted June 30, 2003 Author Posted June 30, 2003 Enters matrix........ -Beigins slapping bongo about-
Father Torque Posted June 30, 2003 Posted June 30, 2003 Enters Matrix---- Whacks BawBag in the head with a chair
BongoBob Posted June 30, 2003 Posted June 30, 2003 You arse! *Pulls out twin Uzi's from behind trenchcoat and fires a hole lot of rounds crossarmed at FT and BB "Nether Regions" Neo style) Mwa ha ha ha ha!
BawBag™ Posted June 30, 2003 Author Posted June 30, 2003 -Sticks out hand, stopping bullets- "Yes - I am the one" *Charges Bongo, Jumps inside him and blows him up* -Kicks FT in the gonads- *Screams*
BongoBob Posted June 30, 2003 Posted June 30, 2003 Urghh, Damn! *Respawns* I'm the zero(better than the one) *Pulls out the masumune and does an arial flip in bullet time, slicing his left arm off and slashing his back.* Guess I'll finish the work you started. *Kicks FT in the gonads* Once more, for good measure... *Once again, kicks FT in the gonads* good fun:D
Antilles_CL Posted June 30, 2003 Posted June 30, 2003 Goes to where everyone is plugged into the Matrix and unplugs them, killing each and everyone of them How do you like them apples?
BawBag™ Posted June 30, 2003 Author Posted June 30, 2003 Due to being a matrix within a matrix, Gets up and swings Semi by his ears, kicking him in the gut repeatedly.
BongoBob Posted June 30, 2003 Posted June 30, 2003 *Respawns(again)* BASTARD! EaAT, err, DRINK MILK ARSE! MOON YU! *Calls his cow moon yu, who fires milk at semicolon untill he explodes* Howdya like dem apples,err,milk,err...whatever!
BongoBob Posted June 30, 2003 Posted June 30, 2003 ARSE! *Calls tank to ask for a new respawn machine, and gets it* HA! TAKE THAT! oh yeah, and this too. *Gives Semicolon a portable videogame.Runs away before it blows up, sending him to oblivian(sp?)* hehehe...
Thrackan Solo Posted June 30, 2003 Posted June 30, 2003 *sneaks back into thread* *opens the Portal to Hell and kicks BongBob into it* *reads fine print on portal's label* Dang it! Its only a portal to Hell, Michigan?! Doh!
legameboy Posted June 30, 2003 Posted June 30, 2003 Enters Matrix---- Take a shoe, fills it with oil and slams it on Bawbag's foot, then takes a match and throws it at his shoe. *booooom*
topshot Posted June 30, 2003 Posted June 30, 2003 *Returns from Cybertron, bringing Optimus Prime, Mr. T and Lunatic back with him. Takes out lightsaber.* "Come, lightsaber blade. Let's kick their arse!" *Slices 'n' dices FT and Thrackan. Throws legameboy into the nearest dumpster.*
legameboy Posted June 30, 2003 Posted June 30, 2003 Takes a cannon and shoots 50 poppers at topshots face, giving him 35 blisters. (Poppers are those things yoou throw and when they hit something, the paper catches on fire and makes the rock inside it go 'pop')
topshot Posted June 30, 2003 Posted June 30, 2003 Agh! My face! *Takes out and puts on a replacement face.* You've done it now, boy! *levitates legameboy as high as his levitation will go, then drops him, SPLAT! on the ground.*
BawBag™ Posted June 30, 2003 Author Posted June 30, 2003 *Bursts onto the scene hurling grenades at topshot* -Pulls out two Desert Eagle .50's and ventilates all who oppose-
•-BLaCKouT-• Posted June 30, 2003 Posted June 30, 2003 *points out to BawBag that his gun doesn't have Desert Eagle .50 written down the side, it actually says R-E-P-L-I-C-A, then primes a Browning 9mm* Bite on this... B.
BawBag™ Posted June 30, 2003 Author Posted June 30, 2003 Grabs the nearest object to hand and proceeds to beat B. with it. (Happens to be a 12-inch rubber dildo)
•-BLaCKouT-• Posted June 30, 2003 Posted June 30, 2003 *reaches over into BB's bag and returns the attack... with an 18 inch one... with a nail through the end* B.
Sam Fisher Posted June 30, 2003 Posted June 30, 2003 *Whacks them both over the head with a golf club*
Sam Fisher Posted June 30, 2003 Posted June 30, 2003 *Breaks of the cue and slices his head off with a knife.*
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