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I barely have the RAM to remember who the hell I am...

 

*(Kicks Kioet off the throne and sits down.)*

 

All minions hear me. I am your new emperor, and you will address me as 'Lord Zoom.' :max:

 

Now, then. :) Free beer and Orion dancing girls for everyone. *(Turns the throne room into a porno/disco/nightclub staffed by colorful robots, overflowing with drunken, oversexed green Star Trek slave women and hip jet-setters from around the galaxy.)*

 

;) Hee-hee...

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oh .. great .. hello ..

 

:confused:

 

 

..

:confused:

 

*steps into the throne roomporn/disco/nightclub*

 

zoom is that your first act as new emperor..?

*SMACK*

zoom is that your first act as new emperor..?

'Lord Zoom' is that your first act as new emperor..?

;)

..

COOL.

 

how may i serve you? are you hungry? ..like dessert? :D

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Originally posted by RayJones

oh .. great .. hello ..

 

:confused:

 

 

..

:confused:

 

*steps into the throne roomporn/disco/nightclub*

 

zoom is that your first act as new emperor..?

*SMACK*

zoom is that your first act as new emperor..?

'Lord Zoom' is that your first act as new emperor..?

;)

..

COOL.

 

how may i serve you? are you hungry? ..like dessert? :D

 

shut up and make with the panties :xp:

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Originally posted by Zoom Rabbit

I barely have the RAM to remember who the hell I am...

 

*(Kicks Kioet off the throne and sits down.)*

 

All minions hear me. I am your new emperor, and you will address me as 'Lord Zoom.' :max:

 

Now, then. :) Free beer and Orion dancing girls for everyone. *(Turns the throne room into a porno/disco/nightclub staffed by colorful robots, overflowing with drunken, oversexed green Star Trek slave women and hip jet-setters from around the galaxy.)*

 

;) Hee-hee...

 

Lord Zoom will bring you all to your doom.

 

#1: Bad Leadership skills, if you can't remember anything-you'll forget who is on your side, or who stole the keys to your speeder, or that hot chick's phone number...

#2: A rabbit? cmon, look at the trix rabbit for crying out loud...

#3: slavery? need I say more?

#4: free beer? surely it's the watered-down kind.

#5: porno? certainly this "Lord Zoom" is a sexist. What about all the females under his leadership? What do they get? assumed they're lezbians, right? OF COURSE I AM RIGHT!

 

 

Ignore this mockery of leadership. I am your true Leader. *presses button, and watches as the throne seat slides open and sucks the rabbit down the "rabbit hole" *

 

Good luck finding alice! :evil1:

 

 

Now where were we?

 

 

ah yes....invasion. Let's hit the The Cantina all at once. nobody really posts there, so it will be an easy target. From there we'll strike at all the other forums in that area, posting topics that relate to the topic header.

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*(Goes and dresses up like Bugs Bunny, comes out munching a carrot.)*

 

Well, he's soitenly a maroon! :max:

 

Let's look at your list there, doc. I sooo love ennumerated lists! :D

 

1. Everyone's on my side, and I gave the speeder to the hot chick just because I could afford to. Memory is overrated. Why revisit the past? Not worrying about it leaves me free to face the future with mirrored shades and fuzzy-eared abandon. The leadership benefits of style are obvious.

 

2. Trix rabbit? C'mon...everyone knows that I'm actually the ancient pagan fertility god Oestra, otherwise known today as the Easter Bunny. ;) No candy for you next year.

 

3. Of course, Orion slave girls come from another culture and species, with morals and traditions quite alien to our own. Who are you to judge the practices of an alien species?

 

4. Only the finest free beer flows from these taps, doc. I have Bavarian gnomes working 'round the clock to produce oaken kegs of finely crafted beer in the german style. The head on a mug of my beer will support the weight of an Orion slave girl.

 

5. Fine. Orion slave boys for the girls, too. Everyone comes to the party, everyone rides... :D

 

*(Phasers the throne into free-floating ions from orbit, then beams down a new one with himself in it.)*

 

Say, someone take care of that hole in the ceiling, would you? :max: Carry on.

 

;)

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