Reclaimer Posted August 1, 2003 Share Posted August 1, 2003 Ya Happy Birthbay yum cookies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edlib Posted August 1, 2003 Share Posted August 1, 2003 He's passed out (naked? very possibly) under a table or in an alley somewhere and most likely won't regain conciousness for at least a week. So, it will be far, far too late when he sees this, but: Happy birthday, doughboy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zargon Posted August 1, 2003 Share Posted August 1, 2003 yeah tequila boy, have a good hangover Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Odin Posted August 1, 2003 Share Posted August 1, 2003 A very nice painful hang over. Happy Birthday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wacky_Baccy Posted August 1, 2003 Share Posted August 1, 2003 Happy one-year-nearer-death day, Nitro I really should lurk here more often... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cmdr. Cracken Posted August 1, 2003 Share Posted August 1, 2003 Happy B-day Nitro. one day we should meet up and drink when i'm 21 here state-side. ^_^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue Nine Posted August 2, 2003 Share Posted August 2, 2003 Betcha he comes in here and regales us with a whole crazy birthday party story involving lots of booze and women. That's how it always is. Happy birthday, big guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyan Farlander Posted August 2, 2003 Share Posted August 2, 2003 Happy Birthday, Nitro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoom Rabbit Posted August 2, 2003 Share Posted August 2, 2003 *(Runs in, drops his pants directly in front of the camera and slaps his ass cheeks.)* Happy birthday, Nitro! *(Runs away before security can catch him.)* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted August 2, 2003 Share Posted August 2, 2003 nitros worst day???? i'm with you, eyh..! happy b-day nitro!!!! have some nice pant..err..party and heres your present.. *shoves two chicks over to nitros screen..* i got some panties for you.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benTantilles Posted August 3, 2003 Share Posted August 3, 2003 yeah, happy birthday, nitro! cherish this day...u'll only get it once a year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoom Rabbit Posted August 5, 2003 Share Posted August 5, 2003 Okay. Where's the birthday boy...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edlib Posted August 5, 2003 Share Posted August 5, 2003 I saw him around a couple of days ago... I'm surpised he didn't stop in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted August 5, 2003 Share Posted August 5, 2003 -> headaches. -> tries to get a clue who he is. -> searches someone who can say what happened. nitro? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitro Posted August 5, 2003 Share Posted August 5, 2003 Well, after a wonderful stay in the hospital for near-fatal alcohol poisoning, I'm slowly returning my life to normal... And swearing off hard liquor for the rest of my life. Seriously, kiddies. Not fun. I woke up sometime early Sunday morning in a hospital bed, and I've had this hangover of death ever since. I say hangover of death, because if I'd been given the option before I woke up, I'd of just stayed passed out. At least I'm forever crowned the East Coast Tequila King... 20 (somewhat large) shots in less then a minute. Looking back, I'm honestly kinda surprised it didn't just stop my heart. But I'm here, safe and sound, a little more wise, and I learned what to do when someone gets alcohol poisoning. Now, if you'll all excuse me, I think I'm gonna go eat some tylenol and drink a bottle of NyQuil to sleep this one off... See ya in a week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitro Posted August 5, 2003 Share Posted August 5, 2003 Oh yeah... Thanks for the birthday wishes, guys. When I can keep my eyes open without screaming, we'll have an intergalactic kegger. But until then, pray for sleep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cmdr. Cracken Posted August 5, 2003 Share Posted August 5, 2003 Impressive. i bow to your drinking skillz. ^_^ have fun with the hangover. Glad to know you're okay, man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reclaimer Posted August 5, 2003 Author Share Posted August 5, 2003 Wow are you ok man? Sorry to here that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoom Rabbit Posted August 5, 2003 Share Posted August 5, 2003 Whoa! Bad news... 'Tis true that we sometimes forget that ALCOHOL IS POISONOUS!!! *(Picks up Nitro and slaps him around lightly, drops him back in the hospital bed.)* You scab... I'm glad to hear you're feeling better, and now know better. I was thinking only half-ass yesterday, 'I'll bet he's still passed out in the bushes.' Don't ever prove me right again, you hear? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitro Posted August 6, 2003 Share Posted August 6, 2003 Actually, I was passed out in the bushes when the cops found me and called the ambulance... Now I've gotta figure out where I'm gonna come up with the $250 ambulance fee. Being unemployed sucks ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander 598 Posted August 6, 2003 Share Posted August 6, 2003 Hate to be the one to say we told you so, but... WE TOLD YOU SO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoom Rabbit Posted August 6, 2003 Share Posted August 6, 2003 Riiiight. Like you've never been passed out in the bushes... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted August 6, 2003 Share Posted August 6, 2003 i had 2 passouts in two bathrooms. i had it with 16 and 17 . and i always managed to block the door and before 'getting down' i wait until the supply of water is interrupted in the whole house. happy cleaning afterward plus the old game.. where? where the hell am i. yeah and finally at home my mother will step up saying "Lunch is ready" try to eat with a huge fur on the tounge and no lawnmawer to fix it. plus my parent had to get me from classtrip to Czechoslovakia .. 1200KM x2 And they had to come one day before the trip ends.. tsk. teachers. first question of my mum: "How did he get that alcohol if you were around." The topic was never mentioned again (not by my teacher. by my mother..YES!!) lol. happy headaches nitro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flying Beastie Posted August 8, 2003 Share Posted August 8, 2003 Very belated birthday wishes, Nitro. Best wishes on getting through the next year. And glad to hear that you've survived your little brush with Darwinism. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zargon Posted August 10, 2003 Share Posted August 10, 2003 Originally posted by Flying Beastie And glad to hear that you've survived your little brush with Darwinism. hahaahhahaahhahha, nice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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