Darth Eggplant Posted August 10, 2003 Share Posted August 10, 2003 August 10, 2003, 12:30 p.m EST. In a press conference held earlier today in downtown Los Angeles, Gollum officially announced his candidacy in the upcoming California Governor Recall Election. Gollum will be running for neither the Republican nor the Democratic party. He is the first recorded representative in any election for the ‘Precious Party’. Little is known about the Precious Party since its creation last spring. However this new party has quickly gained momentum and finds new party members by the hundreds. Gollum’s party support is seemingly enough as he was able to submit 5,472 signatures of California registered voters, while only 65 are required. Surprisingly, Gollum was able to post the $3,500 filing fee due to his backer: George Lucas. When asked why he had decided to support Gollum in his candidacy, Lucas replied, "I was going to back Yoda but, well he died." When pressed further, Lucas stated, "I’ve got all this money and nothing to do. Plus the little guy is just so cute!" And if Arnold and Gary Coleman have a chance, nothing is holding this guy down! So what does our new candidate have to say about his bid in the upcoming election? He proposes to rid California of nasssty industrial factories and return the area to its natural state, or a slightly altered version: swampland. He also proposes a new solution to the energy crisis that has plagued the state for some time: "When the yellow face goes down, nasssty lights stay off." When the problem of the decreasing school budgets arose Gollum merely replied, "Teach them about fisssshesss" In fact, Gollum would like to see California return to the bartering system, using fish as currency instead of dollars. Representatives of the American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals (ASPCA) could not be reached for comment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
=(BoD)= M.D.B. Posted August 10, 2003 Share Posted August 10, 2003 That is so hilarious!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KBell Posted August 10, 2003 Share Posted August 10, 2003 Hey was freakin HILARIOUS on the MTV movie awards! It was so cool *voting for Gollum* pffff, who needs Gary Coleman anyway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reclaimer Posted August 10, 2003 Share Posted August 10, 2003 Vote not for Gollum. Arounld is who I'm voting for Gary Coleman sucks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neverhoodian Posted August 10, 2003 Share Posted August 10, 2003 ROFL, Eggplant, that's great! His political views are clearer than most candidates. WARNING! POLITICAL VIEWS COMING UP! I live in California, and this recall doesn't seem right. I mean, people voted for the governer, so they should have to live with the consequences of it. Furthermore, the Republican party isn't thinking of the long term benefits of leaving Davis in office. They should just let him continue, let the Democratic party self-destruct, and step in for an easy victory come next election. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoom Rabbit Posted August 10, 2003 Share Posted August 10, 2003 The truth! It burnsssss--! *(Votes for Gollum. Shrugs.)* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HaruGlory89 Posted August 15, 2003 Share Posted August 15, 2003 Cool, funny, and darn hilarious! "Teach them about fisssshesss" HA! HA! HA! HA! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cheat Posted August 15, 2003 Share Posted August 15, 2003 im voting for gollum for governor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|GG|Carl Posted August 16, 2003 Share Posted August 16, 2003 You have seen this, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaulerZ Posted August 16, 2003 Share Posted August 16, 2003 Originally posted by |GlobensGeng| You have seen this, right? thats good stuff i remember seeing it for the first time my eyes were watering...i was laughing so hard... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|GG|Carl Posted August 17, 2003 Share Posted August 17, 2003 Originally posted by MaulerZ thats good stuff i remember seeing it for the first time my eyes were watering...i was laughing so hard... So did I:D That's why i posted it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Groovy Posted August 17, 2003 Share Posted August 17, 2003 Originally posted by KBell Hey was freakin HILARIOUS on the MTV movie awards! It was so cool *voting for Gollum* pffff, who needs Gary Coleman anyway "What you talkin' 'bout KBell?":mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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