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yep, so it was 3 days ago. she came up to me next to some smelly strip club i just came out of, and told me that she's been watching me for a long time and she really wants me...like, badly. so i'm like "cool, here's my number"...BIG mistake!

she's calling me every 20 minutes, she's following me around town, she's sending me SMS messages in 4 in the morning saying she cant' stop thinking about me, and how she really wants us to be together...and i dont even know her! and the weirdest thing, she told me she's got some secret to tell me, and it's something that's gonna change my life. so i'm like...completely cornered by this crazy groupie or whatever...

 

so what do you suggest i do?

give her a chance, and try to get to know her?

or run as fast as i can and never look back?

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i dunno, it's a real turnoff having some girl just throwing herself at your feet without a fight =/

 

i think i'll give her a chance...but from what i've seen - it aint gonna work.

girl got a very low sense of humor...i cant' deal with that.

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The 'secret', I'm betting, is an excuse for you to be with her. She sounds like a real nut bag, so she might just say anything for you to be with her. Creepy. I have to admit though, the prospect of a complete stranger worshipping me and bugging me and stalking me and telling me she has a life changing secret for me.....it's frightening, but albiet curious. Very curious. I'm inticed.

 

 

I'd hang with her once. Just once. And I'm being serious about this, bro, bring a friend along. Make sure this girl doesn't know he's there...just so if anything happens you got a friend backing you up.

 

I heard these horrible stories about chicks who obsess over this random dudes and hack them up into a million, skillion pieces. I doubt that'll happen to you (couldn't be worse than the Israeli army, anyhow) but be careful. She sounds like shes a little...um....derranged.

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Originally posted by NiKo

yeah i'm quite curious to know what that's all about.

i mean, what could she possibly know that is so important that it would change my life?

that girl freaks me out...

 

She coulda raped you in the middle of the night and bears your baby? o.O

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Originally posted by Acrylic

She coulda raped you in the middle of the night and bears your baby? o.O

 

Impossible. Niko would need wood for that. And if where there's wood there isn't rape (for a guy).

 

And I highly doubt Niko had a spare plank or baseball bat lying around.

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Keep her around until you have to go to the army and make one of those:

 

"I must leave my dear, my country calls me!"

"No, Roger, please don't go."

"I have too."

*Long kiss with violens in the background.*

 

lol, j/k, if not, block her number if she bothers you so much.

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Theres a fine line between being too keen and being creepy......

 

.....got to be careful with these types. I got burned badly a few years back, ended up £12'000+ in debt because of it......it's a long story, but my advice would be to keep your wits about you, and if she starts acting 'normal' dont relax.......if my experiences are anything to go by there'll be a lot of shady details with this one......

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okay so today i met her and had a small talk with her.

she's okay...i've finally seen her human side. and it's not that bad.

only problem is, i've still got some scetchy relations with my Xgirlfriend from a year ago...which i rather enjoy, and dont want to stop..so i dont know what to do...

 

anyways, i'm going on a date with her tomorrow so we'll see how that goes. :)

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Well, maybe at least let her know you don't like the stalky behavior? (Assuming you don't of course ^_~) Some people don't get it unless you flat-out tell them. :/

 

Good luck on your date, tho :)

 

 

Originally posted by Neil Joshi

The secret is that your gay and she's a transexual. Maybe not, but that wouls sure change my life.

 

That's what I was thinking ;)

 

Guybrush: Are you sure about that...wood thing? Not that the technicalities of this are a very nice subject to be on, but I'm curious...

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Originally posted by Tall Guy

for a small price i can 'remove' her and send her to a place where she'll never bother you again.....well for a long time (hopefully!) at least :D

 

Don't do it, he just ends up telling her that she's won the lottery and must go to amsterdam to collect the prize money, then when she's gone, he silly strings her house and throws toilet paper all over the walls. Or is it the other way round?

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anyways, i'm going on a date with her tomorrow so we'll see how that goes. :)

 

hey, when i just highlighted that to copy and paste it, and i went over the smiley face, it looked all weird. everybody try it!

 

anyway...now to what i was going to say... i wouldn't do that. it's probably a trap. she'll try to seduce you and then you'll be in deep sh*t with your relations with your ex when she finds out. then you won't be able to keep your relations with your ex that you like and then you'll get pissed at your stalker, and then she'll hate you and she'll go away and then you'll have nothing. kind of like yufster would've wound up with nothing if she had walked in that back alley in dublin. thank god she didn't, otherwise she'd be living in a cardboard box :eek:!

 

or maybe i'm going for a bit of a stretch, here. either way, i'd stay away from her. or go on the date. whatever.:)

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Originally posted by Redwing

Guybrush: Are you sure about that...wood thing? Not that the technicalities of this are a very nice subject to be on, but I'm curious...

 

Pinky O_o;;;... when did you start playing Monkey Island again?

Strange, must be from The Secret of Monkey Island, cause I don't remember that quote. Just Installed Escape from Monkey island yesterday with Curse and Escape saves from my old comp.

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Hmm...what an odd idea, to have a girl violently chasing you around.

 

Maybe her "secret" is "Hey bud! I'm your long lost sister. I just wanted to tell you, but you kept hanging up and stuff. Well...see ya."

 

And it would all be over.

 

But it wont happen like that. Good luck with the problems, bud.

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