RicardoLuigi... Posted August 18, 2003 Share Posted August 18, 2003 well...i was in kindergarten or second grade or somethingand i had to do one of those vision tests that they do during school sometimes, you know? an dso i sat down and i couldn't see anything when i looked into the machine. btw, i think the lady that was testing me was pmsing, so she was really bitchy. anyway... se told me to say what the things were on the screen. and since i couldn't see, i didn't know what it was, so apparently i got way off, because she said "oh, please. tell me what it really is." so i said the same thing again. so she got really f*cked up and said "you need to stop goofing around." so i was sitting there and i said "i'm not goofing around!" so she says really snottily "okay, fine. say what you really think it is." so i say the same thing again. "stop pulling my leg!" she says to me. i wanted to say "step off, bitch" but unfortuntely i was only six years old and didn't know the word bitch existed. anyway, when she said that, i had never heard the saying "stop pulling my leg" so i took it literally, and it sounded really weird because i didn't know it was a saying. so i said "i'm not pulling your leg, my hands are on the table." so then she said something that basically meant "quit being a smart-ass" and then said "stop pulling my leg" about 3 more times, wiht me giving the same response every single time. so then she got really pissed and said "you know what, just go. you're done." in a really pissed-off kind of voice that said "i want to kill you cause i'm a stupid bitch that doesn't realize you need glasses" so i walked away and went back to my classroom, and i couldn't see for the next two or three years of my life all because of some lady and her extremely pissy mood thanks to her pms. dammit. well, i just thought of that, so i thought i'd share it with everybody here... and that's all i have to say. hey, this is my first thread that i've made here!!! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reclaimer Posted August 18, 2003 Share Posted August 18, 2003 Yep I know that felling. Forth Grade Teacher from Heck. Couldn't even teach me sent me to all the fifth grade teachers. Should of been in fifth grade. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sivy Posted August 18, 2003 Share Posted August 18, 2003 you know a similar thing happened to me when i was little. i was born practically deaf, only no one knew. i think everyone just thought i was really quiet. it wasn't until i started pre-school that they found out. this was because all the teachers, well one in particular, thought i was extremely rude and very lazy. little did they know that the reason i didn't follow instuctions or answer them when they spoke to me was that i couldn't hear them. finally they found out and i had an operation to fix the problem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RicardoLuigi... Posted August 18, 2003 Author Share Posted August 18, 2003 yeah, it was so weird when that happened, because of everything, i didn't understand what she was saying and since she's a moron, then she didn't seem to understand that i couldn't see and that i didn't know that saying, and it was all messed up. and i cannot emphasize how extremely pissy she was. she was the lord of the pissed-off people. please mind the language Cracken Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RicardoLuigi... Posted August 18, 2003 Author Share Posted August 18, 2003 yeah, it was so weird when that happened, because of everything, i didn't understand what she was saying and since she's a moron, then she didn't seem to understand that i couldn't see and that i didn't know that saying, and it was all messed up. and i cannot emphasize how extremely pissy she was. she was the lord of the pissed-off people. please mind the language Cracken Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynk Former Posted August 19, 2003 Share Posted August 19, 2003 lol that is pretty bad, poor bastard XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoom Rabbit Posted August 19, 2003 Share Posted August 19, 2003 Sounds like that vision test lady had her mind on things other than her job. She was there to test your vision, yes? Bah! Angry people who take it out on others--especially little kids who need help seeing--disgust me! No dessert for her. In Aresen, anyway... (Nice first post, Das. You *pottymouth*) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynk Former Posted August 19, 2003 Share Posted August 19, 2003 lol very pottymouth XD unk ...bastards Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GUNNER Posted August 19, 2003 Share Posted August 19, 2003 I'm sorry but that was very sketchy and I had a hell of a time following you... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RicardoLuigi... Posted August 19, 2003 Author Share Posted August 19, 2003 okay, well i won't go into as much detail again. and sorry about the language there.... anyway...i walk in and sit down and i have to look in a machine and tell her what picture i see. so i said something like "it's a house", which was way off. so she thought i was being a smart-ass and she then said "oh, come on. tell me what it really is" or something like that, but it was very sarcastic. so i said "i see a house" again, and this time she says "stop pulling my leg". i didn't know that expression existed, much less that it meant to "stop pretending" or "stop kidding me" or whatever. so i took it literally and said "i'm not pulling your leg, my hands are on my lap" or something. so now she thinks i'm being an even bigger smart-ass to her and she gets really mad. so then she says "stop pulling my leg" about two or three more times, with me giving the response "i'm not pulling your leg, my hands are nowhere near your leg." so then she got so pissed eventually that she told me to "just go back to your class, you're done" in a really angry kind of voice, so i left and went back to class. and because she got all pissed, i didn't get any glasses and i couldn't see for the next year or whatever. it was very traumatic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoom Rabbit Posted August 20, 2003 Share Posted August 20, 2003 Das Mole's first language is not Das English. He's easier to follow than Ray, no? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoom Rabbit Posted August 20, 2003 Share Posted August 20, 2003 Das, I just noticed the 'Aresen member wannabe' tag in your sig. Of course you can be one of us...after you pass initiation. Yours will be simple. All you have to do is shave Lynk's pet weasel and dye it green... Welcome to Aresen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynk Former Posted August 20, 2003 Share Posted August 20, 2003 Originally posted by Zoom Rabbit Yours will be simple. All you have to do is shave Lynk's pet weasel and dye it green... You even touch Uprio, Aresen's official mascot and I'll have your hands cut off... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RicardoLuigi... Posted August 20, 2003 Author Share Posted August 20, 2003 i had a social studies teacher once that said that if you touched something very valuable of his sitting on his desk or something that he'll rip your fingernails out and dip your hands in saltwater...but he was nice. he gave us candy. and i need a title for myself... perhaps: "]|Aresen Imperial Court Jester Second Runner-up|[" i dunno. today i'm in sort of a creative slump... someone give me an idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynk Former Posted August 20, 2003 Share Posted August 20, 2003 candy?........... oooookay XD lol "want some 'candy' little boy!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoom Rabbit Posted August 20, 2003 Share Posted August 20, 2003 DO NOT TAKE CANDY FROM LYNK! Hmm. Why does everyone want to be the court jester...? Unfortunately, that's already covered (solidly) by Ray. How about Aresen Imperial Minister of Lab Test Monkeys? Or Minister of Smelly French Teachers? Perhaps...Minister of Strange Undead Clowns? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GUNNER Posted August 20, 2003 Share Posted August 20, 2003 Originally posted by Zoom Rabbit Yours will be simple. All you have to do is shave Lynk's pet weasel and dye it green... Um. Maybe I'm just a pervert but that sounds way kinky to me. We do have younger posters in here Zoom so try not to use the pornographic images that may have long lasting ( and traumatic to boot) effects on some of the people in here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfnshannon Posted August 20, 2003 Share Posted August 20, 2003 ROFL!!!! Ya Lynk shave your weasel...its too furry! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GUNNER Posted August 20, 2003 Share Posted August 20, 2003 Please, don't encourage him to "break out" the weasel. I might faint at the sight of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfnshannon Posted August 20, 2003 Share Posted August 20, 2003 Don't worry - if you don't look directly at his weasel it won't attack you.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sivy Posted August 20, 2003 Share Posted August 20, 2003 i want to stroke it..... is that wrong? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GUNNER Posted August 20, 2003 Share Posted August 20, 2003 Originally posted by Sivy B i want to stroke it..... is that wrong? Very. Unless your wear protection. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfnshannon Posted August 20, 2003 Share Posted August 20, 2003 yes, i would agree wear protection. We don't know what kind of wierd diseases lynks weasel may have. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GUNNER Posted August 20, 2003 Share Posted August 20, 2003 Yeah, we would hate for it to "cough" up on ya. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sivy Posted August 20, 2003 Share Posted August 20, 2003 weasel milk? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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