One of the first things I did with ChatGPT was to ask it to construct a text adventure version of The Secret of Monkey Island. It got off to a pretty good start:
I wandered into the Scumm Bar, since I could "hear the sounds of sword fighting and rowdy pirate songs" coming from there. Much more interesting than the "Governor's mansion in the distance", or the "dense jungle off in the distance", or anything else in the distance really.
Then I realised my first mistake: I hadn't specified that I was playing as Guybrush.
Still, it's a good opportunity to see if this guy sounds like Dominic Armato, or if he only speaks in text?
Well, he seems like a decent enough guy. Time to assert dominance and bend him to my will.
Where's the fun in that? I guess I'll just have a chat instead.
No points for exposition, ChatGPT. It doesn't even offer me Spiffy the dog to throw out some plot points.
Other things that happened in my text adventure:
I found a rusty sword in the bins behind the Scumm Bar. Easier than buying it from the storekeeper!
The Scumm Bar has an upstairs! And one of the upstairs rooms is full of gold and jewels just waiting to be stolen. Easier than getting a job at the circus!
Stan works in the kitchen at the Scumm Bar! I wasn't sure if it was the same guy, but when I encountered him again at the "shopyard" - a typo, but ChatGPT helpfully played along as if a "shopyard" is a thing - the narrator assured me it was. He sold me a ship for a mere 500 gold coins. I'm not sure what the pieces-o'-eight/gold coins exchange rate is, but that sounds like a good deal. All that cooking has dulled Stan's skills as a salesman, it seems.
LeChuck lives in a fortress on Monkey Island, and he seems like a nice guy. I joined his crew - then I got bored and stopped playing.
Despite neutering the game's antagonist, ChatGPT rigorously enforced the rules of the Monkey Island universe when I asked to teleport to Monkey Island - but with a shocking revelation thrown in casually at the end:
It's a blow to find that Monkey Island isn't real (even though it starts by saying "any other location in the real world", as if it is) and I can't teleport in the game, but I'm excited to hear that teleportation is possible in real life! I'm off to try it out, I'll let you know how it goes!!!