Boba Rhett Posted October 1, 2003 Share Posted October 1, 2003 Space Aliens are here for our TOOTHPASTE! I didn't think these could get any dumber but they prooved me wrong. I doff my hat to them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Homer Posted October 1, 2003 Share Posted October 1, 2003 *runs to bathroom* WHERE'S MY TOOTHPASTE??!?!?!? Oh, *whew* It's still on the sink where I left it. *looks around suspiciously* I better keep this with me so the aliens don't take it... *walks off muttering about the alien's stinky breath* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Groovy Posted October 1, 2003 Share Posted October 1, 2003 Fine quality journalism. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Shears Posted October 1, 2003 Share Posted October 1, 2003 I'll bet the bastards are here for Bat Boy too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swphreak Posted October 1, 2003 Share Posted October 1, 2003 what strange people... and the guy is a doctor!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edlib Posted October 1, 2003 Share Posted October 1, 2003 They can take my toothpaste... when they pull it from my cold, dead hands! Actually,.. I never use my floss. Let them take that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JediMasterEd Posted October 1, 2003 Share Posted October 1, 2003 Wow, that guy has way too much time on his hands...at least it's, well, halarious to hear that there are people who think Al Quiada's breeding Mosquitos...hehe.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Praetorian Posted October 1, 2003 Share Posted October 1, 2003 oh no, we have extra toothpaste sitting in my bathroom. It could be a possible first strike location. hmm...time to get out the guns, I don't now where I put the noisy cricket...oops, said to much... *sudden flash of memory eraser across the forum* what idiotic journalism Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Compa_Mighty Posted October 1, 2003 Share Posted October 1, 2003 This is absolutely hilarious! It's incredible that people can actually buy that crap... and the worst thing is that someone can think about it. LOL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue15 Posted October 1, 2003 Share Posted October 1, 2003 hahaha that's awesome!!! *sets a lock combination on his medicine cabinet, which holds the precious toothpaste* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Praetorian Posted October 1, 2003 Share Posted October 1, 2003 we better start hiring body guards for our dentist, too! <----this could be your dentist! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherack Nhar Posted October 1, 2003 Share Posted October 1, 2003 People carry tubes of toothpaste in their pocketbooks and suitcases? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snafu7 Posted October 2, 2003 Share Posted October 2, 2003 I wonder hoe he came up with that Idea, weird... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Homer Posted October 2, 2003 Share Posted October 2, 2003 Originally posted by Chase Windu I also can't believe that there are morons that actually believe these stories. THEY'RE FAKE?!?!?!?! :eek: B-b-but they have pictures!! Bat-boy HAS to be real...next you'll tell me that Superman, the Easter bunny, and Santa Claus are not real either... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swphreak Posted October 2, 2003 Share Posted October 2, 2003 Dpn't worry Darth Homer Superman is real *pats back* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Praetorian Posted October 2, 2003 Share Posted October 2, 2003 Lieing isn't good, Phreak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sivy Posted October 2, 2003 Share Posted October 2, 2003 the man has a point... i mean look at the queen from aliens http://upx.primenova.com/msf/Aliens-Queen.jpg and people say we british have bad teeth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WolfmanNCSU Posted October 2, 2003 Share Posted October 2, 2003 Oh, well that makes perfect sense now. Glad it was all cleared up for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swphreak Posted October 3, 2003 Share Posted October 3, 2003 Originally posted by Chase Windu The toothfairy is real but shes a vampire. That's why she only comes at night while your sleeping. Of course! You are a genius! i must tell my friends Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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