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I like sniffing boxes. Not just any old boxes. These are VIDEO GAME BOXES. They all smell different. Some smell bitter, and some are sweet, and some are woody, and some are musky, and some smell like urine, especially when your little sister has pee'd in it. Anyway, my point is....

 

Take the MI1 box.

 

Inhale the odour deeply.

 

Relax.

 

Sniff it.

 

SNIFF!!!

 

Is that relaxing or what?

 

Does anybody else share my passion for sniffing video game boxes? Like when I got Soul Reaver for PC (The last game I got that came in cardboard packaging) I felt the smooth velvety black covered, ran it across my face, and then opened it, revealing the leaflets and manual and CD jewel case. Then I sniffed deeply, enjoying the rich, sensual aroma of cardboard. Then I removed the CD and ran it across my face and the burying my face deep in the cardboard for one last inhalation, before slipping the CD into the CD RW drive and installing it slowly and carefully.

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Hehe, yes, I love to sniff boxes. But my absolute favourite thing to sniff has to be books, and Tintin books in particular. When I'm reading those I pause every few pages to have a good long snort.

 

I wish I was kidding, but it's actually true. :(

 

Game manuals are cool too, though. But seriously, you can get addicted to this sh*t. Don't do game boxes, they mess with your mind!

 

Remember kids, Mr T says "I pity the fool who sniffs game boxes!"

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Sniffing stuff? New books, old books, and the cardboard shoes boxes that held leather shoes. And tack. I love the smell of tack.

 

I also like the smell of Sharpie markers and vinyl paint, but I know better than to sniff THAT. :eek:

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this might sound gay, but libraies, man, LIBRARIES(*not spelt right)

 

Also nerdy...when ever you get a new PS game (which i haven't in a while...the PS has been exiled from the house**) it comes with a little booklet.

Take it out.

SSSSSSNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!

 

I agree with Yufster about video game boxes. When we first got the PS when i was eleven i couldn't take my head out of it...

 

*twitch*

 

**My parents haven't allowed a new game or new game system into the house snice approx. March 2001. I'm a very bad girl...:(

This explains my lack of CMI or GF.

And no, i can't sneak them in because we only have family computers (only two)

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awww, i'll tell you what, i'll play it on my computer and tell you what's happening and what's on screen and you can tell me what to do.

 

Right.

 

Curse of Monkey Island (we'll take the launcher as read)

 

There's a huge, bulging, cheese-yellow moon in the night sky. The clouds are swirling through the air as they are shifted in unexpected ways by tropical pressures. The whole evening seems to be an irridenscent green which at once sooths and relaxes as bright pin points of light mark the hundreds of stars which hang over a looming island, alone and silent in the vast shimmering Carribean sea.

 

 

 

Actually, i've kinda lost the enthusiasm now. Sorry, maybe i'll continue it later.

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Originally posted by Orca Wail

**My parents haven't allowed a new game or new game system into the house snice approx. March 2001. I'm a very bad girl...:(

This explains my lack of CMI or GF.

And no, i can't sneak them in because we only have family computers (only two)

 

Holy crap! There must be LAWS against that! Why do you not seek legal redress? There must be something you can do! Eh, I've never cried harder over such an injustice. I pity you. :(

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i personally like the smell of sharpies scented markers myself. i also enjoy cardboard, but only when it mixes with food, like on market day at schools, you know? another favorite aroma of mine would be paper that is hot and has just been out of the photocopy machine. sometimes it smells like a skunk, but sometimes it's very...erotic good.

 

:D

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Originally posted by Lemon Head awww, i'll tell you what, i'll play it on my computer and tell you what's happening and what's on screen and you can tell me what to do.

Originally posted by Captain Andy

Holy crap! There must be LAWS against that! Why do you not seek legal redress? There must be something you can do! Eh, I've never cried harder over such an injustice. I pity you. :(

 

Thank you! i need this kind of support in these dark times.

Hmm...*looks at her penname* our slogan can be :

 

"Free (mentally unstable) Willy!"

 

*looks up*

Oh, sick monkey Mole...always has something nice to say;)

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yes, i know. always 100% high-quality, premium, constructive, productive posting. oh yeah, that 100% reminds me...the moron who sits behind me in french class...well, let me tell you the story first. we had to answer questions in our groups, and the question was "do you like to cook? what are your specialties?" so he says (in french) "yes, i like to cook. my specialty is...cereal." so then (and this is the good part), he starts talking in english and he says "yeah, i put, like, 50% milk, 50% cereal, and one fourth sugar"

 

so i asked "what do you mean, one fourth?"

"one fourth sugar, you know?"

"no, i mean one fourth of what measurement?" of course, i was assuming he meant something like 1/4 of a tablespoon or maybe 1/4 cup, but instead he says

"one fourth of the bowl."

 

 

i just said "you retard, you can't have two halves and one quarter of a bowl, that's 125%!"

he replies with the pathetic answer "yeah, i know, it's overflowing."

 

obviously this dipstick hasn't realized that you can't have 125% of the meal, it's always 100%. you can't have more than you have...plus, if you add more to what you have it's still 100% anyway :rolleyes:

 

anyway, that's my moron excerpt of the day. hey, i should do that every day! :D

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i'm addicted to the smell of my lego boxes..!

 

and books. i mean old books .. like those jule verne books i always read when i visited grandma during my holidays..!!

 

 

 

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sometime if i go really weird, i *burp* against a wall and then take a deep *sniiiiiffff*..

 

:D:D:D

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I myself enjoy scented candles. go to http://www.yankeecandle.com Plenty of them right there, and the flagship store and factory is only 50 miles north of where i live. I must say, as your driving by it on the highway it is such a beautiful scent. You know you're there when you can smell the fragrance. I must say, it's much lovelier than the stench of a sewage treatment plant. Sometimes you'll be driving by the highway and you smell a big stench of human poo poo wafting in the breeze. Not exactly a bouquet of roses there. XP However, there is one smell that sticks out in my mind. There's a Nabisco factory in Philadelphia, right by the highway. If you drive by it you'll smell the cookies baking and all the other wonderful goodies nabisco makes. On a related note, the smell of a bakery is beautiful. Just going in there and experiencing all the wonderful scents of breads and other baked goods is a wonderful experience. Also, if you're riding on a motorcycle, you'll experience a variety of scents. Like the various restaurants in the city, the smell of barbecues in the summer, campfires, etc. Going to a carnival or state fair is another great experience. All those vendors selling all that food. Just makes you hungry just thinking about it.

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