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I have a theory it also explains why the stormies lose to the ewoks. The Kamino cloners decided to screw with the emperor and combined some of jar jar DNA with Jango's. It's the only way I can rationalize them losing to a few hundred teddy bears and a single Wookie.:jarjar: +:jango: =:speeder: and victorios: ewok:

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As posted by Master_Keralys:

 

He is the worst character in the history of Star Wars.

 

Now, that's going a little bit too far. No, he may not be the most intellectual character in the movies, but he is a critical character in the plots. Are you just offended by people who are dumber than you? Without Jar Jar, they would have lost the battle against the droids in the Phantom Menace. While he did betray the galaxy by siding with Palpatine he isn't that bad. I think Lucas just wanted to create a character that people would hate for the most part, and also he was trying to reincarnate the humor of C3PO in the classic trilogy (although I admit that Jar Jar is more annoying than funny).

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Originally posted by Godfather853

Jar Jar is walking down the streets on naboo when out of nowhere yoda pops up out of nowhere like the little gremlin he is and chops jar jar into a million pecies starting with his tounge and ears!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D :D :D :D :D:atat: :atat:

 

I think that was taken straight from the G Lucas story boards. Good find Godfather! :thmbup1:

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Maybe Jar Jar, like 3PO and R2, goes to Alderaan with Leia... but then, I don't think Amidala would trust Jar Jar with a baby. "Goochie, gooshie... aah! Mesa tripp-ed on mesa own feetas! Utoh! Whersa da baby?" Jar Jar looks over rail into a raging river and sees Leia waving buh-bye as she falls to her death

 

Yoda - Edit this from the actual movie will they? A prison b*tch, I am not!

Yoda would own that whole prison in two minutes.

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