Black Knight of Keno Posted November 9, 2003 Share Posted November 9, 2003 "Sheesh... If we are going to invade the world... I need a shotgun, UZI's, UMP's, Desert Eagle's and Colt's" Tepe sayd, walkind next to Shade Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weiderudare Posted November 9, 2003 Share Posted November 9, 2003 "Bah! I have my E-11 blaster. That should do it. Anyone who knows magic or have an allmighty weapon?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuuki Posted November 9, 2003 Share Posted November 9, 2003 Kookee *being rude* "Um, excuse me!? Lighter Fluid! Need here, less talky more getty." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topshot Posted November 9, 2003 Share Posted November 9, 2003 *A magic canister of lighter fluid suddenly appears next me.* "I've got some, but it's gonna cost you." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermie Posted November 9, 2003 Share Posted November 9, 2003 another person drops from the sky while humming "its raining men", but this one actually manage to miss the famous cold hard pavement and falls down into a bottomless pit. then a loud "DO´H" come from he pit and then the sound of a jetpack being activated. he comes swooshing out of the pit and land next to the other guys. "hey, are you guys ...us? and in that case, mind if I join? I`m Timor Silvermane by the way" he said and took of his black helmet, revealing long, silverlike hair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smellyhat Posted November 10, 2003 Share Posted November 10, 2003 walks up to the lighterfluid and smells on it for a while, then threw a lighter in it... "BOOM" "fuuuun!! :D" " i heard someone talking about us going to earth and think it's about time we go now" *makes a lot of useless movements with his feet, as if dancing a bad dance The cold, hard pavement suddenly are in the middle of a blue, shimmering portal. the pavement lands on top of an old building and it collapses* "whoa, then we're here... what was it we were doing here anyway??" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pie™ Posted November 10, 2003 Share Posted November 10, 2003 something black falls from the sky. he hits the pavement, beeing squished into pieces... Then, suddenly the pieces retract and he becomes something that looks like a giant pie... "oops, wrong trick" he babbles, and then he becomes a person cloaked in black... as no one cares, and everyone is overlooking him he tries to get their attention by saying "hi, i'm Pie-raddish!" As no one reacts to this either, he transforms himself into a pie again, saying "theres pie for all!" as the others start eating him he says "by the way, can i join us?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topshot Posted November 10, 2003 Share Posted November 10, 2003 Originally posted by Smellyhat walks up to the lighterfluid and smells on it for a while, then threw a lighter in it... "BOOM" "fuuuun!! :D" " i heard someone talking about us going to earth and think it's about time we go now" *makes a lot of useless movements with his feet, as if dancing a bad dance The cold, hard pavement suddenly are in the middle of a blue, shimmering portal. the pavement lands on top of an old building and it collapses* "whoa, then we're here... what was it we were doing here anyway??" "Agh! My lighter fluid! Why you dirty, little......that was for Kookee!" *Takes out an oak bokken and starts chasing after SmellyHat, hitting him every chance he gets.* "I hope you're willing to pay the ultimate price! That'll be a total of.......14 Republic credits. Thank you, and have a nice day!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redwing Posted November 10, 2003 Share Posted November 10, 2003 Redwing: This is weirder than even I'm used to. How many people want to join 'us', anyway?! *looks at Pie* Okay...never eating pastry again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuuki Posted November 10, 2003 Share Posted November 10, 2003 *kookee sprinkles rat poison onto the pie.* Kookee "Come on everyone! It's yum-me!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apologetic Posted November 10, 2003 Share Posted November 10, 2003 Apo presses a button and the place is shadowed by a giant can of lighter fluid.Apo jumps into his ship and hovers above them with his light saber."Ok this should be interesting"Apo dumps the fluid on everyone and then holds his saber in a difrent Neo out fit"To ignite or not to ignite...this is the true question." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apologetic Posted November 10, 2003 Share Posted November 10, 2003 Apo presses a button and the place is shadowed by a giant can of lighter fluid.Apo jumps into his ship and hovers above them with his light saber."Ok this should be interesting"Apo dumps the fluid on everyone and then holds his saber in a difrent Neo out fit"To ignite or not to ignite...this is the true question." Then a pack of rabid weasels com and begin to chew on the others while a giant monkey is being eaten by an ant and screaming frantickly. (((Can you beat that weirdness?! )))) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermie Posted November 10, 2003 Share Posted November 10, 2003 "So, were supposed to invade this place, eh? then ill be needing some weapons." he starts to look through his pockets, and after a while he draw up a fried chicken. "nope, this wont do" he puts the whole chicken in the mouth of the weasel gnawing him, and keeps looking. "lets see, crowbar;no, talking eggs; no. round elefant; no, a green snowball with podagra and two front teeth; ...........maybe, scissor with hands; no, OH! so thats were I left it" Timor says and draw a two stories house of his pocket. "no wonder I couldn´t find my way home. now this pockets empty, how bout the inner pocket. double sided chair; no, a coconut with a high social intellegence; no, a clone of Smellyhat; no. ah, her´s something." he says and rarely enough goes into his own inner pocket and come out of his backpocket. "its an elfgun!" he demonstrates it by shooting at the giant can of lighterfluid and accidenticaly (sp?) blows the whole thing up, blasting everyone to the ground and killing the weasels, the ant and the frantickly screaming monkey. (((think I just did))) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joetheeskimo Posted November 10, 2003 Share Posted November 10, 2003 A drill pops up from the ground, and a tiny dwarf pops his head through the hole. "Dammit, I knew I shouldn't have followed that goon." The dwarf climbs up through the hole and dusts himself off. He notices everyone is staring at him. "What??!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pie™ Posted November 10, 2003 Share Posted November 10, 2003 The giant pie transforms into a green bear with small fangs, and walks over to calm down the monkey... As it's already dead the bear transforms to a bowl of water and starts crying... Then a french fry with 5 legs and tiny ears pops out of the bowl! "so, what is it we're gonna invade again?" he peeps "earth? ok!" he says and pulls out a rather normal-looking ketchup bottle... As this has little effect he calls for his hot-dog friend steve and rides into the sunset and back again. "are you guys coming or what!?" he roars Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topshot Posted November 11, 2003 Share Posted November 11, 2003 "......?" *Calls down a Harley Davidson from the heavens, grabs his brother Seph, sticks him in his pocket, and takes off.* "Yup!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smellyhat Posted November 11, 2003 Share Posted November 11, 2003 "heeeeyy !!! that's MINE!!!! don't you dare try to steal a clone of me!!! " *sneaks up behind Timor and steals the clone* "mine! " As Timor turns against him, he punches Timor right in the chest, unfortunaly hitting his inner pocket and his fist came out the backpocket and shattered the tiny french fry with the ketchup bottle. ... "what is wrong with your pocket??????" "wery well then, shall we (us) be going to invade this... "earth" or should we just stay here and do a LOT of silly things??" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermie Posted November 11, 2003 Share Posted November 11, 2003 "I think we should invade that Dirt or whatever its name is." Timor said and runs into his house and get out a coach with horselegs and get into it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pie™ Posted November 11, 2003 Share Posted November 11, 2003 as smellyhat luckily hits the wrong 5 legged french fry with a ketchup bottle riding a hot dog named steve(there are many of us you know), our shocked hero-fry squeeks; "you, you, you MONSTER!" He squirts ketchup in smellyhat's eye. and rides beside topshot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weiderudare Posted November 11, 2003 Share Posted November 11, 2003 "Ok, lets go! Last one to Earth is a meatpie!" Shade blasted off into space, and soon reached Earth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pie™ Posted November 11, 2003 Share Posted November 11, 2003 MMM MEATPIE!!! "set in your turbo gas, steve" *blasts after shade!* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joetheeskimo Posted November 11, 2003 Share Posted November 11, 2003 "No fair, I don't have a spaceship," The dwarf whines. He grabs onto Pie's sidemirror and hops into his spaceship. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pie™ Posted November 11, 2003 Share Posted November 11, 2003 ((sounds ok joe, but i don't have a spaceship, only steve the flying hot-dog)) The dwarf holds on to steve the hot dog's b-hind! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joetheeskimo Posted November 11, 2003 Share Posted November 11, 2003 The dwarf realizes he's on a hot dog and starts chewing on the end of it. "Anyone have some ketchup?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pie™ Posted November 11, 2003 Share Posted November 11, 2003 "Yeah, i have some! No, waaaait just a second... YOU'RE EATING STEVE!!!" the french-fry squirts the dwarf of steve with a blast of ketchup Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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