Boba Rhett Posted January 4, 2004 Share Posted January 4, 2004 Britney Spears Married in Vegas That's right. According to our sources, pop singing superstar Britney Spears was married to childhood friend Jason Allen Alexander Saturday in Las Vegas. An affidavit of Application for Marriage License filed Jan. 3 showed that Spears, 22, of Kentwood, La., and Alexander, 22, also of Kentwood were granted a marriage license. It is the first marriage for each. Story I can only assume what a loss this must be to adolescent boys and those awaiting her inevitable yet now delayed pr0n carreer. Good news for this Jason Alexander fellow though, I guess. You go George. So who wants to start a little betting pool on how long this lil' union o' love is gonna last? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkLord60 Posted January 4, 2004 Share Posted January 4, 2004 Heh ya I think george wishes. Shes married I didnt even know shes with anyone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acrylic Posted January 4, 2004 Share Posted January 4, 2004 She got married to that...bald....guy? This must SERIOUSLY be a joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZBomber Posted January 4, 2004 Share Posted January 4, 2004 Originally posted by Acrylic She got married to that...bald....guy? This must SERIOUSLY be a joke. It is. ^_^ Hes like 50. NVM - Read it wrong. Its probably true.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acrylic Posted January 4, 2004 Share Posted January 4, 2004 Originally posted by ZBomber It is. ^_^ Hes like 50. NVM - Read it wrong. Its probably true.... Oh my god... Britney..I no longer love you!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted January 4, 2004 Author Share Posted January 4, 2004 Ladies... that's George Castanza from Seinfeld. The actor who plays him is named, Jason Alexander, like the man Britney wed. I was just making fun of the guys name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IG-64 Posted January 4, 2004 Share Posted January 4, 2004 another WTF to add: William Shatner is hosting the american version of Iron Chef If you have food channel, and have seen Iron Chef, then you will understand why this is a WTF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ET Warrior Posted January 4, 2004 Share Posted January 4, 2004 and those awaiting her inevitable yet now delayed pr0n carreer. So you're saying it'll be awhile until we get to see 'Britney does it again part 2?' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy867 Posted January 4, 2004 Share Posted January 4, 2004 Just when I thought she had pull off all the stupidest stunts, especially thinking she could actually ACT, she goes and pulls a stunt like this. According to a source close to her, it is supposedly just a joke, although they had to file for a marriage license. And last time I checked, doing stuff like that, like getting that kind of marriage isnt a laughing matter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miko Reglia Posted January 4, 2004 Share Posted January 4, 2004 yeah i also hear she was wearing a baseball cap, casual clothes, and had a bellhop escort her down the asile... i think its sorta weird in a way? but whateva:rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExcelsioN Posted January 4, 2004 Share Posted January 4, 2004 I can see how this got WTF of the Week. Big joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Rythe Posted January 4, 2004 Share Posted January 4, 2004 I Put $20 on 6 months. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IG-64 Posted January 4, 2004 Share Posted January 4, 2004 Originally posted by Darth Rythe I Put $20 on 6 months. it's so true @ Ford company: That's an intresting way to advertise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Rythe Posted January 4, 2004 Share Posted January 4, 2004 Yes it is...........GO FORD!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IG-64 Posted January 4, 2004 Share Posted January 4, 2004 *sigh* Well, I supposed you'd get sales if you put your logo on some anime chicks jiggling boobs Originally posted by Darth Rythe GO FORD!!!! And it looks like it worked Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_One Posted January 4, 2004 Share Posted January 4, 2004 Did you hear about Hayden Christensen? I heard he died in a plane crash... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IG-64 Posted January 4, 2004 Share Posted January 4, 2004 Originally posted by The_One Did you hear about Hayden Christensen? I heard he died in a plane crash... Yea freakin' right It would've been on starwars.com by now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermie Posted January 4, 2004 Share Posted January 4, 2004 Originally posted by IG-64 *sigh* Well, I supposed you'd get sales if you put your logo on some anime chicks jiggling boobs And it looks like it worked hmm… I belive its a fake, because I've seen that girl bounce around onnewgrounds.com WITHOUT the logo. would have been cool if it was actually an comercial. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IG-64 Posted January 4, 2004 Share Posted January 4, 2004 I didn't say it was on a commercial, I just thought it was something that ford had put on the internet for advertising, but if it's not then someone really needs to get over their car Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BawBag™ Posted January 4, 2004 Share Posted January 4, 2004 You'll have to excuse me for a sec, I only skimmed over the full story - but it says that they met (or were at least together) at a fancy (or "wanky" as I call them) bar. Then Spears demanded a Limo to whisk them off to some chapel to wed. My wager is they were both pissed as a fart and decided in a drunken stupor to get married there and then. Possible. But they round up with things like "yeah - it was a joke" etc. And it seems they mean to wed for real soon. Meh. This guy is hardly a famous celebrity so if they do get married I would hardly expect a huge media interest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLG Posted January 4, 2004 Share Posted January 4, 2004 Why did she pick that guy when she could have me!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Fisher Posted January 4, 2004 Share Posted January 4, 2004 Yeah, I think BB's right... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Rythe Posted January 5, 2004 Share Posted January 5, 2004 Originally posted by Ragnos Why did she pick that guy when she could have me!? There There... She hasn't met you. Maybe one day.... It's not an ad I got this Av from my brother. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheJackal Posted January 5, 2004 Share Posted January 5, 2004 she got it annuled: http://www.cnn.com/2004/SHOWBIZ/Music/01/04/britney.spears.wedding.ap/index.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Rythe Posted January 5, 2004 Share Posted January 5, 2004 I thought it was a load until I read that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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