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well, i've begun to undertake a very serious project- every time a teacher says something stupid, i'm writing it down and seeing how many stupid quotes i can collect within the next five months :D

 

here's what i've got so far:

 

"uranus had babies with gaea." (she pronounced uranus 'your anus' and gaea 'gay uh') -english teacher

 

"we got the flu from my baby nephew who got it the other day. and i thought there was an incubation period, but i guess not. so all the four of us, me, my husband, and my kids, all we did yesterday was just like barfing and diarrhea." - my english teacher.

 

"oh, zut! c'est comme les spaghetti!" - my french teacher. it means "crap! it's like spaghetti!". she was talking about some tangled-up electric wires. she was trying to figure out which one went to the overhead projector.

 

"right. good job. so you go corresponding up, corresponding up, congruent, congruent, isosceles." - my math teacher.

 

english teacher: "i'm trying to think of the word you guys use...it means 'meretricious'...i can't find it."

student: "slutty? whorish?"

english teacher: "no, not slutty."

 

and that's all i've got. believe me. i started last week friday. these things are gonna start comin in like...pancakes. or something.

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Once, I offered this polish girl who'd missed her bus a lift. I said if she waited a while, my mom was picking me up and she'd give her a lift.

 

My mother was an hour late.

 

Here's what she said when she picked me up.

 

"Jesus ****ing hell whore christ, I'm sorry I'm so ****ing late, the ****ing traffic was something else, all up the Cork ****ING road, an inch a ****ing hour, and then there's cops up here doing speed checks and that really ****ing pisses me off that rather than directing traffic on the ****ing cork road the bastard whores are here SLOWING IT ****ING DOWN AGAIN I mean jesus christ, ****, literally, ****, I hate the bastards, and the ****ing traffic, it's appalling, I ****ing hate this country well the road system, it's so ****ing RIDICULOUS I nearly went INSANE in the ****ing traffic, **** ****ing ****!!! Hi, my name is Ade, what's yours?"

 

 

Also by my mother...

 

 

"Guybrush... guybrush... hm, is that a french name? I think it's a french name, sweety. It's pronounced 'gay brush'"

 

 

"Tim Schafer and Dave Grossman. Hm. I wonder if they got on well. You know, after the world war and everything."

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My handwriting will improve if milk is not consumed :)

 

CAN I TROUBLE YOU FOR A BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWN PENCIL? :)

 

I'm the person in my group of friends who always says the stupid things. If I took note on all the stupid things I say I'd probably have my own book filled with them :)

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you look very blue, maybe you need to get out in the sun once in awhile. :D

 

 

 

always worthy of a mention....

"Yeah, I get to go to lots of overseas places. Like Canada." - Britney Spears

 

i cant remember who said this, but it was pretty stupid...

 

more and more of our imports are coming from other countires

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Originally posted by Siv

i cant remember who said this, but it was pretty stupid...

 

more and more of our imports are coming from other countires

 

the quote, i think, is "more and more of our imports are coming from overseas..."

 

and it was said by George W. Bush Jr., my nation's dictator. I mean president.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

No, actually, I mean dictator.

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Originally posted by Siv

"Yeah, I get to go to lots of overseas places. Like Canada." Britney Spears

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This stupid lady on a train got into a conversation with my aunt, and the lady said "I'm going overseas!" My aunt was like oh, where? The lady said "Canada."

 

Obviously, the lady was not from around here...

 

Maybe the lady was Spears incognito?...

 

Sister Pat (biology teacher) "No, Kristin, the Elphant Man did not have a gentic diease, he had a gentic handicap

 

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:toilet1: *lights up, avoids sunlight*

 

feeling jolly...

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