RicardoLuigi... Posted February 6, 2004 Share Posted February 6, 2004 well, i've begun to undertake a very serious project- every time a teacher says something stupid, i'm writing it down and seeing how many stupid quotes i can collect within the next five months here's what i've got so far: "uranus had babies with gaea." (she pronounced uranus 'your anus' and gaea 'gay uh') -english teacher "we got the flu from my baby nephew who got it the other day. and i thought there was an incubation period, but i guess not. so all the four of us, me, my husband, and my kids, all we did yesterday was just like barfing and diarrhea." - my english teacher. "oh, zut! c'est comme les spaghetti!" - my french teacher. it means "crap! it's like spaghetti!". she was talking about some tangled-up electric wires. she was trying to figure out which one went to the overhead projector. "right. good job. so you go corresponding up, corresponding up, congruent, congruent, isosceles." - my math teacher. english teacher: "i'm trying to think of the word you guys use...it means 'meretricious'...i can't find it." student: "slutty? whorish?" english teacher: "no, not slutty." and that's all i've got. believe me. i started last week friday. these things are gonna start comin in like...pancakes. or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feral Posted February 6, 2004 Share Posted February 6, 2004 I did the Gaea and Uranus thing as research on Saturn for Physics. No-one got it . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yufster Posted February 6, 2004 Share Posted February 6, 2004 Once, I offered this polish girl who'd missed her bus a lift. I said if she waited a while, my mom was picking me up and she'd give her a lift. My mother was an hour late. Here's what she said when she picked me up. "Jesus ****ing hell whore christ, I'm sorry I'm so ****ing late, the ****ing traffic was something else, all up the Cork ****ING road, an inch a ****ing hour, and then there's cops up here doing speed checks and that really ****ing pisses me off that rather than directing traffic on the ****ing cork road the bastard whores are here SLOWING IT ****ING DOWN AGAIN I mean jesus christ, ****, literally, ****, I hate the bastards, and the ****ing traffic, it's appalling, I ****ing hate this country well the road system, it's so ****ing RIDICULOUS I nearly went INSANE in the ****ing traffic, **** ****ing ****!!! Hi, my name is Ade, what's yours?" Also by my mother... "Guybrush... guybrush... hm, is that a french name? I think it's a french name, sweety. It's pronounced 'gay brush'" "Tim Schafer and Dave Grossman. Hm. I wonder if they got on well. You know, after the world war and everything." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reaper Girl Posted February 6, 2004 Share Posted February 6, 2004 Gaybrush? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guybrush122 Posted February 16, 2004 Share Posted February 16, 2004 I was going over some old topics. you see, for fun, and stumbled across this. Orca: GAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!! WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinkie Posted February 17, 2004 Share Posted February 17, 2004 Personally I loved Yufsters story. It brought tears to my eyes. All five of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Natty Posted February 22, 2004 Share Posted February 22, 2004 My handwriting will improve if milk is not consumed CAN I TROUBLE YOU FOR A BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWN PENCIL? I'm the person in my group of friends who always says the stupid things. If I took note on all the stupid things I say I'd probably have my own book filled with them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted February 22, 2004 Share Posted February 22, 2004 *cough* *blink* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SamNMax Posted February 22, 2004 Share Posted February 22, 2004 "It takes one to know one."- Someone I know Does it take a black guy to know a black guy, or a white guy to know a white guy? NO. That's the stupidest phrase ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reaper Girl Posted February 22, 2004 Share Posted February 22, 2004 Originally posted by Guybrush122 Orca: GAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!! WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME??? You look pretty! I didn't make it though.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guybrush122 Posted February 22, 2004 Share Posted February 22, 2004 Originally posted by Orca Wail You look pretty! In a sexy, manly sort of way.........right? right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guybrush122 Posted February 22, 2004 Share Posted February 22, 2004 double post, sorry guys... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reaper Girl Posted February 24, 2004 Share Posted February 24, 2004 Originally posted by Guybrush122 In a sexy, manly sort of way.........right? Of course... ...not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iceqb Posted February 24, 2004 Share Posted February 24, 2004 You guys are so straight not!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guybrush122 Posted February 25, 2004 Share Posted February 25, 2004 Originally posted by Orca Wail Of course... ...not. At least I have my boyish charm... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guybrush122 Posted February 25, 2004 Share Posted February 25, 2004 Originally posted by HT_Threepwood You guys are so straight not!!! Um, Orca's not a dude, dude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iceqb Posted February 25, 2004 Share Posted February 25, 2004 oh, ok, didnt know, i didnt expect to see girls on the internet! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reaper Girl Posted February 25, 2004 Share Posted February 25, 2004 Originally posted by HT_Threepwood oh, ok, didnt know, i didnt expect to see girls on the internet! GIRL ON THE INTERNET! EVERYBODY RUN! AAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guybrush122 Posted February 25, 2004 Share Posted February 25, 2004 *hits a wall* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thrik Posted February 25, 2004 Share Posted February 25, 2004 Originally posted by Das Mole stupid quotes by people we see regularly. Originally posted by HT_Threepwood oh, ok, didnt know, i didnt expect to see girls on the internet! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted February 25, 2004 Share Posted February 25, 2004 yay orca you have huge.. eyes. and they are red. you should stop smoking that stuff THAT much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sivy Posted February 25, 2004 Share Posted February 25, 2004 you look very blue, maybe you need to get out in the sun once in awhile. always worthy of a mention.... "Yeah, I get to go to lots of overseas places. Like Canada." - Britney Spears i cant remember who said this, but it was pretty stupid... more and more of our imports are coming from other countires Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted February 25, 2004 Share Posted February 25, 2004 it was that guy named brush .. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guybrush122 Posted February 26, 2004 Share Posted February 26, 2004 Originally posted by Siv i cant remember who said this, but it was pretty stupid... more and more of our imports are coming from other countires the quote, i think, is "more and more of our imports are coming from overseas..." and it was said by George W. Bush Jr., my nation's dictator. I mean president. No, actually, I mean dictator. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reaper Girl Posted February 26, 2004 Share Posted February 26, 2004 Originally posted by Siv "Yeah, I get to go to lots of overseas places. Like Canada." Britney Spears [/i] This stupid lady on a train got into a conversation with my aunt, and the lady said "I'm going overseas!" My aunt was like oh, where? The lady said "Canada." Obviously, the lady was not from around here... Maybe the lady was Spears incognito?... Sister Pat (biology teacher) "No, Kristin, the Elphant Man did not have a gentic diease, he had a gentic handicap ... *lights up, avoids sunlight* feeling jolly... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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