Ernil Posted February 11, 2004 Share Posted February 11, 2004 It's ok Thrik. Want the violence to go away? Just kill those lying bastards. That'll do it. And their families too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinkie Posted February 11, 2004 Share Posted February 11, 2004 And their pets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alien426 Posted February 11, 2004 Share Posted February 11, 2004 This violent tendency at other people is really something that you feel for yourself. Admit it, you feel inadequate and direct the anger at everybody else. That'll be $ 200. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Natty Posted February 11, 2004 Author Share Posted February 11, 2004 Originally posted by Thrik The only thing more exciting than pumping anything down my throat would be lining RayJones up alongside GreenJeanz and shooting them both dead. Except, perhaps, mutilating their bodies beyond recognition after they have been slaughtered. And then dowsing them with oil and setting them both alight. Ooh. That's great. I'm guessing you love to swallow a hot load of cum then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C Shutt Posted February 11, 2004 Share Posted February 11, 2004 Originally posted by Thrik The only thing more exciting than pumping anything down my throat would be lining RayJones up alongside GreenJeanz and shooting them both dead. Except, perhaps, mutilating their bodies beyond recognition after they have been slaughtered. And then dowsing them with oil and setting them both alight. Throw Roy Tordes in there and I'll let you borrow my lighter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshi Posted February 11, 2004 Share Posted February 11, 2004 I love the fatc that Carl is irrepresively drawn to any thread natty starts. i think it's sweet. Hey nats, doing well I hope. And yes, there is life outside the forums, extensive serveys have concluded that there are beings out there who like to party all day and work all night... or something like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted February 11, 2004 Share Posted February 11, 2004 Originally posted by Natty That's great. I'm guessing you love to swallow a hot load of cum then? like pantees are not something just to be dropped, cum is not something just to swallow *cough* thrik .. greenjeanzgreenjeanzgreenjeanz.. hmm. is she a boy or he a girl? hmhmhm. and why greenjeanz? perhabs because it somehow, with sumumbling and twisted balls, sounds like rayjones.. anyways.. hand me a pantie and i am yours sweety. lets burn in the fire of luuurrve. rrawr. carl.. if you get roy back in here i'd personally hand you my favorite pantie with a naked thrik in it. so.. heya, you joking breastnipples, behold the almighty yoinkstick and shudder in fear while letting your pee run.. .. err.. run? .. run. .. run! .. RUUUUNN!! *runs away, carrying the yoinkstick* AAAAHHHH!!! it's following me!! AWAY AWAAAAYYYY!!!!! oh no oh no oh no it's getting me, it's getting me. errr.. WHY do i have the slight feeling, something's running out of hand here? this is not exactly what the plan was planned like!! *ducks* whoa! almost! *runs faster* i cannot believe it's still following me!! HELP ME HELP ME!!! *trips over the yoinkstick* *accidently hits thrikula and carlita with the yoinkstick* .. *thrikula, carlita and ray, stumbling around in a random bitch type stumble mode, come danjerously near to the danjerous abyss* *thrikula, carlita and ray, falling down the abyss, crashing into the world second biggest horizontal mounted wall-with-tapestry* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thrik Posted February 11, 2004 Share Posted February 11, 2004 Good.. god. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Flibble Posted February 11, 2004 Share Posted February 11, 2004 Originally posted by Skinkie More sex than the internet? Not bloody likely. I'm talkin poker not solitare Course, Ray'll be playin' patience.... By the way,I couldn't / didn't read Ray's last excretion onto my screen. I got the gist from Thrik. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Natty Posted February 12, 2004 Author Share Posted February 12, 2004 Originally posted by Joshi I love the fatc that Carl is irrepresively drawn to any thread natty starts. i think it's sweet. Hey nats, doing well I hope. And yes, there is life outside the forums, extensive serveys have concluded that there are beings out there who like to party all day and work all night... or something like that. I think I just have that effect on people... besides there is the saying of "treat em mean keep em keen" maybe if he thinks he's horrible to me I'll stay interested? I hope you're behaving yourself mister xoxo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinkie Posted February 12, 2004 Share Posted February 12, 2004 Originally posted by Mr Flibble I'm talkin poker not solitare Poke her? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshi Posted February 12, 2004 Share Posted February 12, 2004 Well, someone had to say it. I'm just sad it wasn't me. And Natty, if by behaving myself you mean acting like you do when you're behaving youself, you have nothing to worry about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RicardoLuigi... Posted February 13, 2004 Share Posted February 13, 2004 "hmm...i haven't looked at this thread for a couple of days...wonder what new posts are in here..." thinks das mole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinkie Posted February 13, 2004 Share Posted February 13, 2004 You don't wanna be doin anything around or about this thread. Dangerous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Flibble Posted February 14, 2004 Share Posted February 14, 2004 Originally posted by Skinkie Poke her? (sighs) No-one understands me. Wait that can't be it... Skinkie , you must have the problem.Not me. You. [Looks around] Shall I explain it then? Okay. Listen carefully, for I shall say this, only once. POKER refers to 'group activities' SOLITAIRE refers to something similar. But you do it alone. Hence Solitaire. Do you get it now? Don't make me come over there... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinkie Posted February 14, 2004 Share Posted February 14, 2004 So.... wait, this is still something dirty isn't it? I'm sorta getting that with Pokeher you enjoy as many people playing as possible... but I'm really hoping thats a gross misinterpretation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ernil Posted February 14, 2004 Share Posted February 14, 2004 Originally posted by Mr Flibble (sighs) No-one understands me. Wait that can't be it... Skinkie , you must have the problem.Not me. You. [Looks around] Shall I explain it then? Okay. Listen carefully, for I shall say this, only once. POKER refers to 'group activities' SOLITAIRE refers to something similar. But you do it alone. Hence Solitaire. Do you get it now? Don't make me come over there... Playing Soccer. Yeah. But why called Poker? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Flibble Posted February 14, 2004 Share Posted February 14, 2004 Like soccer, but with more than one ball. Some call it poker so they can make fun of people who don't have any 'close friends' and say they play solitaire. It also leaves it open for a joke about Patience. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fender Posted February 15, 2004 Share Posted February 15, 2004 Originally posted by Natty I've never done drugs. Drugs are bad mmmkay? Although have been tempted to do pot lately. less harmful then baccy by itself i guess. just dont do anthign harder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Natty Posted February 15, 2004 Author Share Posted February 15, 2004 Originally posted by Joshi Well, someone had to say it. I'm just sad it wasn't me. And Natty, if by behaving myself you mean acting like you do when you're behaving youself, you have nothing to worry about. Thank god for that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshi Posted February 16, 2004 Share Posted February 16, 2004 of course now we have to try and find out what you do when you're "behaving yourself" and I do indeed think that that i different to what most people think of as "behaving themselves" I talk too much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinkie Posted February 17, 2004 Share Posted February 17, 2004 I suspect she plots to take over the world, after all, who doesn't? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted February 17, 2004 Share Posted February 17, 2004 alia never did. i know for sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guybrush122 Posted February 18, 2004 Share Posted February 18, 2004 MY plot to take over the world is ingenious and will surely work. It is only a matter of days when fatmouse invades. http://www.fatmouse.tk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinkie Posted February 18, 2004 Share Posted February 18, 2004 My plan involves 7 monkeys and a bucket of coleslaw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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