Reaper Girl Posted February 18, 2004 Share Posted February 18, 2004 At some point in my life, around 8th grade, an huge BETRAYAL happened to me, courtesty of my mother. I caused me to never watch movies I pick out in front of her, or watch much TV at all when she's around. She's also less trusted with secrets. The BETRAYAL also taught me that the book is always incredibly different from the book, no matter what (dam you LOTR! You prove wrong!) One day, a friend of mine asked me why I didn't watch Spirited Away(which i had purchased two weeks earlier) yet. I told her I hadn't a chance when my mother wasn't home. She was like WTF? Just watch it when she's home. I slipped and said BECAUSE OF THE BETRAYAL! She laughed so hard she fell. so I'm giving you guys a fun activity... YOU HAVE FIVE DAYS TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THE BETRAYAL IS. More hints... 1. It didn't involve porn... 2. ...or sex of any kind...(sorry guys) 3. Thanksgiving 4. Something blowing up 5. She was supposed to keep it a secret!! beeotch.... 6. I like cheese... GO. At the end of five days, the competition is over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted February 18, 2004 Share Posted February 18, 2004 no question, it's all about pantees. definitly. and if not.. it must though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sivy Posted February 18, 2004 Share Posted February 18, 2004 is she a porn star???!!! oh wait, you said no porn did she tell all your friends that you still wet the bed? wait i got it! did she blow up some cheese at thanksgiving and then tell all your friends that you still wet the bed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alien426 Posted February 18, 2004 Share Posted February 18, 2004 Does it involve a fart? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshi Posted February 18, 2004 Share Posted February 18, 2004 Originally posted by Orca Wail The BETRAYAL also taught me that the book is always incredibly different from the book, no matter what (dam you LOTR! You prove wrong!) The Book's different from the book? How does that work? Seriously? Oh, and obviously, you blew up the thanksgiving day turkey and you're mother videotaped it whilst taking away your cheese and then she showed everyone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reaper Girl Posted February 18, 2004 Author Share Posted February 18, 2004 Originally posted by Joshi The Book's different from the book? How does that work? Seriously? *kills self* I'm the queen of typos...sue me. Hints, hints, hints.... The BETRAYAL was done to promote family togetherness... It has cause me to hate Brad Bird without hope of redemtion. Occansionally, something shows up on the "Simpsons" that causes her to say "HEY, ISN'T THAT FROM..." YOU HAVE YOUR HINTS... ...come on, guys. Be as orginal and crazy as you'd like. And if you manage to hit close to the bone, I'll send you an invisible, intangible, tasteless cookie by mail as a reward. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jared Posted February 18, 2004 Share Posted February 18, 2004 sorry, all I heard was the word sex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted February 19, 2004 Share Posted February 19, 2004 huh? jared just said sex without staring to the floor. i mean.. JARED!! .. err.. just to point that one out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guybrush122 Posted February 19, 2004 Share Posted February 19, 2004 The BETRAYAL: Simple, on thanksgiving day you all went to rent a movie. You couldn't wait, so instead you started to watch it before the family came home and then the T.V. exploded. Naturally, your mom found out but was sympathetic....you told her not to tell anyone. Yet, when the fam asked to watch the T.V. after thanksgiving dinner, she spilled the beans and since then your story has occured numerous times on the simpsons. oohhh yeah. (btw, spirited away KICKS ASS in its original japanese form...and even in dubbed english its the bomb) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reaper Girl Posted February 19, 2004 Author Share Posted February 19, 2004 oooooh! OOOOOOH! Guybrush, owowowowowowowowowowowow! My bones! ... He's the closest thus far... Originally posted by Guybrush122 (btw, spirited away KICKS ASS in its original japanese form...and even in dubbed english its the bomb) hmmm... It swas AWESOME...i wouldn't watch it in front of parents though... XD some Christian group thought it was violent because Haku forces Chihiro to eat a berry! Taji: EAT THE BERRY! Orca: Nooooo! Berry RAPE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drk Posted February 19, 2004 Share Posted February 19, 2004 You're a cheese connoisseur. You'd kill for a good cheese. Using deception and brute force you'd managed to obtain a small piece of seventeen-year old royal Cheese D'Or. Your mom caught you, while you tried to hide it in the fridge beneath the remnants of the day-before pizza marinera, but promised not to tell anyone. On the Thanksgiving morning you ran to wash your hands thinking : Oh man, i'm gonna eat that cheese! All excited, you stormed back only to find your mother sharing it with the rest of your family. Suddenly the neighbour's house blew up. Simple as that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinkie Posted February 19, 2004 Share Posted February 19, 2004 It involves a dancing turkey, of that I'm sure... or maybe a flying turkey.... or maybe somebody cutting the cheese... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guybrush122 Posted February 19, 2004 Share Posted February 19, 2004 Originally posted by Orca Wail oooooh! OOOOOOH! Guybrush, owowowowowowowowowowowow! You see the joke coming, right? It was AWESOME...i wouldn't watch it in front of parents though... XD some Christian group thought it was violent because Haku forces Chihiro to eat a berry! Taji: EAT THE BERRY! Orca: Nooooo! Berry RAPE! Yeah, that's violent.... GOD NO, NOT THE BLUEBERRY!!!! NOT THE BLUEBERRY!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinkie Posted February 19, 2004 Share Posted February 19, 2004 She said no porn, I assumed that meant even the fruit kind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reaper Girl Posted February 19, 2004 Author Share Posted February 19, 2004 Originally posted by Guybrush122 You see the joke coming, right? goddammm... I walked straight into that one.... ...you are SICK... No, there's no farting people. five days...I know you guys can do better! Hints, hints, hints.... It has caused a deep-seated hatred of Ted Hughes. It has caused a deep-seated hatred of post-Thanksgiving activites And lastly... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sivy Posted February 19, 2004 Share Posted February 19, 2004 your mom invited Ted Hughes and Brad Bird over for thanksgiving without telling you... you were rubbing cheese on yourself when they walked in. your mom quickly said that cheese was good for the skin. then later during the post-Thanksgiving activites everyone decides to play 'truth or dare' your mom got truth and told everyone that you have an obsession with cheese and still wet the bed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshi Posted February 19, 2004 Share Posted February 19, 2004 Ted Hughes still wets the bed!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reaper Girl Posted February 20, 2004 Author Share Posted February 20, 2004 Originally posted by Joshi Ted Hughes still wets the bed!! I think he's dead... He wets the coffin! ffffoooouurrrrrrrr daysssssssssss.... hint, hint, hint... HINT, DAMM YOU! *dances away* Noone will EVER figure this thing out.... *loves you* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samnmax221 Posted February 20, 2004 Share Posted February 20, 2004 Swearin your parents don't like swearing thats the damn answer andd you can tell your mom that Sorry And since when is their any girls on these forums god thats weird Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reaper Girl Posted February 20, 2004 Author Share Posted February 20, 2004 Originally posted by Samnmax221 And since when is their any girls on these forums god thats weird welcome to the 21st century... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinkie Posted February 20, 2004 Share Posted February 20, 2004 Girls are all over this forum, they rule us with an iron fist, it's like nazi Germany, but without the nazi's, and not neccessarily in Germany. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reaper Girl Posted February 20, 2004 Author Share Posted February 20, 2004 You! OBEY THE FIST! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guybrush122 Posted February 20, 2004 Share Posted February 20, 2004 Originally posted by Samnmax221 And since when is their any girls on these forums god thats weird I'll tell you that if you tell me when punctuation and grammar went out of style... Furthermore: I've finally figured out what the BETRAYAL is .... (I suppose that word demands capitalization out of sheer respect for the incident). Thanksgiving day. You have company coming over in the evening and you're all planning on watching a movie on T.V. afterwards. Well you sit down, and you read the newspaper. Oh no! Ted Hughes is on T.V. after Thanksgiving and your mother wants to watch that instead of the movie you already wished to watch. Naturally you get upset and DESTROY THE TELEVISION in a blind, MURDEROUS rage... ...your mother instantly forgives you and swears not to tell a soul it was you. Naturally, after dinner, the fam sits down to watch Ted Hughes and his poetry (the BASTARD!) and your mother spills the beans. You go upstairs to watch the movie in peace, but the fam invades and watches Ted on the upstairs T.V. BWAHAHAHAH! I AM SOOOOO.....wrong. But hey, at least I'm guessing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sivy Posted February 20, 2004 Share Posted February 20, 2004 THE BETRAYAL it was the day of Thanksgiving, and it was raining, rain of biblical proportions. it was 7.30pm and the family was about to sit down for a nice traditional thanksgiving dinner. suddenly there was a knock at the door. the family looked at each other asking the unspoken question, who could that be? The mother opened the door to which an old man stood waiting. He was invited in, he looked hungry and weak. The old man looked familiar, but no one could place him. The mother asked him to join them and together they enjoyed the thanksgiving feast. After everyone had filled their stomachs, they retired to the living room. The old man decided to read out a poem.. roses are red, violets are blue. i like Yazoo "Are you a poet?" the mother asked. "why, yes... my name is ted hughes" "Oh i love your poems Ted, please recite us another one" the mother asked. "But mom, Iron giant is on the T.V!" whined the daughter. "now don't be rude" replied the mother. "she has an awful temper Ted, if only she learn some self-control... maybe she would stop wetting the bed too" "mom!!!!" screamed the daughter. In a fit of rage the young delinquent hurled a lump of cheese at the T.V, which exploded in a bright ball of flame. "now see what you've done! you left me with no choice, its time for your ritalin" so the family spent the night listening to the poetry of ted hughes, stopping occasionally only to wipe the dribble from the daughter's chin. The End? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reaper Girl Posted February 20, 2004 Author Share Posted February 20, 2004 Originally posted by Siv "But mom, Iron giant is on the T.V!" whined the daughter. ?Where did you pull that out of?? no, no, NO! Look at the thing NEXT to the news paper, fool! ugh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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