Sivy Posted February 20, 2004 Share Posted February 20, 2004 Originally posted by Orca Wail ?Where did you pull that out of?? well i had to put brad bird in there somewhere Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alien426 Posted February 20, 2004 Share Posted February 20, 2004 OK, it's Thanksgiving and you're all by yourself. Like any kid would, you decide to play with matches, lighters and various flammable solids, fluids and gases. In the process you burn something of value - maybe a piece of decoration like Bart did in that one episode. In an attempt to get rid of the incriminating evidence you take it out to the trash and hide it in under some other rubbish. Days pass without anyone noticing the missing object. How quickly people forget... Then, some day you watch a movie with your mom. It's a very romantic movie about a family where the kids do tell their parents everything and the parents are always understanding and forgive them instantly, to live happily ever after. Your mom - of course - melts away and talks you into sharing a secret with her. You don't yet have enough experience to smell the trap. But that is about to change soon after... to be continued be sure to watch the exciting finale Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reaper Girl Posted February 21, 2004 Author Share Posted February 21, 2004 you know Alien, I am a bit of a pyro. When I was a lass, I once melted a 101 Dalmations dalmation in my basement slop-sink when I was bored/high/in a fit of insanity. It set off the fire alarm and woke up everyone... xD FUN! Close, but no cigar, my double-mouthed friend... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guybrush122 Posted February 21, 2004 Share Posted February 21, 2004 Originally posted by Orca Wail Look at the thing NEXT to the news paper, fool! Oh that? Yeah, I knew that. I was just, um, testing you. That's it! I was testing you.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Flibble Posted February 21, 2004 Share Posted February 21, 2004 Okay,it was after Thanksgiving meal. You wanted to watch TV. You wanted to watch a Star Wars movie, but everyone else wanted to watch Ted Hughes on TV. So you sulked off into the kitchen and got yourself some cheese. You came in, tripped. The cheese blew up the TV by smashing into it, and you hurt your nose on a Ted Hughes book. So you were rushed to hospital, were you had to explain the horrible tale. You were embarrased, and told your mum not to tell anyone. So when you were in the rental shop, your mum saw Star Wars and started reminding you of the story, very loudly. Did I guess it? Do I win a prize? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RicardoLuigi... Posted February 21, 2004 Share Posted February 21, 2004 i'm betting that the secret was you stuffed the turkey with cheese as a prank, but your mom then said "hey everyone, orca put some cheese inside the turkey! isn't that nice?" completely ruining your entire prank. so you got mad and then once everyone went off to do their own thing, you watched lord of the rings by yourself, blah blah blah, and that's where guybrush122's story picks up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sivy Posted February 26, 2004 Share Posted February 26, 2004 so are we actually going to find out what the 'betrayal' was? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reaper Girl Posted February 26, 2004 Author Share Posted February 26, 2004 er...no.... *runs screaming out of LucasForums* It was just something for you guys to do... ...how do you know if it even happened? *run!* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshi Posted February 26, 2004 Share Posted February 26, 2004 Originally posted by Orca Wail ...how do you know if it even happened? How do we know anything ever hapens? Well done Orca, you've just started another bloody philosophical discussion. I hope you're happy. Evidentally, you now have to tell us what it was, or else I'll set the dogs on you. They're poodles, but they're pirahnah poodles, and you aint got no tainted meat! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reaper Girl Posted February 26, 2004 Author Share Posted February 26, 2004 No tainted meat, but I DO have some Tainted Love... I'll never tell.......... ....or maybe I will...just send $500 to... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sivy Posted February 26, 2004 Share Posted February 26, 2004 if you don't tell then.... then er, Ray and I will turn this thread into a discussion of panties! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philocleon Posted February 26, 2004 Share Posted February 26, 2004 I don't know why, but for some reason Ray has a weird kind of obsession with panties. Eh, too each their own, i guess. *Dumps a truckload of panties on Ray* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alien426 Posted February 26, 2004 Share Posted February 26, 2004 Do you know how much 500 Jamaican Dollars are in US currency??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sivy Posted February 26, 2004 Share Posted February 26, 2004 thats nothing, what about 500 american dollars in Turkish Liras? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted February 26, 2004 Share Posted February 26, 2004 how much is it in pantees. i mean me in pantees. plus $500.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reaper Girl Posted February 26, 2004 Author Share Posted February 26, 2004 Originally posted by Siv if you don't tell then.... then er, Ray and I will turn this thread into a discussion of panties! He probably will anyway... ...and since I'm not going to Jamaica or Turkey anytime soon, I will only accept dollars or maybe euros... But now... THE BETRAYAL AWARDS!! MOST ORGINAL- Drk MOST STRANGE- Siv (Sivvy B!) MOST WTF- Das Mole (cheese in the turkey? hmm...I will try...) and um...yeah... ...heres your chocolate-covered VCR... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sivy Posted February 26, 2004 Share Posted February 26, 2004 Originally posted by Orca Wail MOST STRANGE- Siv (Sivvy B!) meh, another 'most strange' award... i'm running out of room! so you're really not going to tell us are you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reaper Girl Posted February 26, 2004 Author Share Posted February 26, 2004 No, that was the point!... ...unless... ...unless someone can tell me... heehee MORE AGRAVATION! (hey, it gives us stuff to do, oui?) IMPOSSIBLE QUESTIONS 1. What was the Phantom of the Opera's orginal instrument of choice? 2. In the novel Frankenstien, what was DeLacy's instrument? 3. What do I have in my pocketes? (its not string, or handes) 4. True or False...There are Coke machines connected to the internet 5.T/F...Blood can "bounce" on ice 6. T/F...the anaconda is the longest snake in the world 7. 3, 9, 81, 6561. Whats the next number? I WILL ONLY TELL IF SOMEONE ANSWERS THESE ALL CORRECTLY BONUS 8. Why am I doing this? The real story isn't that fantastic...however... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted February 26, 2004 Share Posted February 26, 2004 6. sivs anaconda is the longest in teh world 7. 43046721 8. attention whoring.friendship. somebody really has to explain that pantee thing to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sivy Posted February 26, 2004 Share Posted February 26, 2004 Originally posted by Orca Wail IMPOSSIBLE QUESTIONS 1. What was the Phantom of the Opera's orginal instrument of choice? 2. In the novel Frankenstien, what was DeLacy's instrument? 3. What do I have in my pocketes? (its not string, or handes) 4. True or False...There are Coke machines connected to the internet 5.T/F...Blood can "bounce" on ice 6. T/F...the anaconda is the longest snake in the world 7. 3, 9, 81, 6561. Whats the next number? I WILL ONLY TELL IF SOMEONE ANSWERS THESE ALL CORRECTLY BONUS 8. Why am I doing this? 1. scalpel 2. tuba 3. your hand 4. true! 'give me a coke internet!' *waits* mmmmm... maybe its false 5. true 6. false 7. 65612 or something 8. because you have nothing better to do bong! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinkie Posted February 26, 2004 Share Posted February 26, 2004 So wait a second, we did all this guessing for nothing? Feel my rage building! FEEL IT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alien426 Posted February 26, 2004 Share Posted February 26, 2004 Originally posted by Orca Wail ...and since I'm not going to Jamaica or Turkey anytime soon, I will only accept dollars or maybe euros... That was my whole point, that Jamaican currency is called dollars just like US currency is. Then some shmock came along with poultry money... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted February 26, 2004 Share Posted February 26, 2004 we got to get to know the truth. tell us already or else..! *points to tapestry and cement shoe set* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reaper Girl Posted February 26, 2004 Author Share Posted February 26, 2004 Originally posted by RayJones 8. attention whoring. Me? An attention whore? never! the answers are... 1. Volin 2.Guitar 3. The preciiiooousss.... 4.TRUE! they have one at MIT, I think. Had to do a 9th grade mini-report on them 5.True. It looks awesome 6.FALSE! the anaconda is the heaviest snake, but the boa constrictor is the longest. 7. I'm failing math...T_T... ANNNDDD... 8. Because I can! THE TRUE STORY OF THE BETRAYAL everybody! SHHH! In the 8th grade, a friend of mine lent me some weird Japanese cartoons (no hentai, you freak! ) as well as The Lion King (i never really got to watch it), The Nightmare Before Christmas and The Iron Giant. It was like, her whole cartoon library. It was insane. She had lent me them for Thanksgiving break. She was going away so she really didn't care, w/e... Okay, the first thing you must know is that in my house, its better to be caught watching porn then cartoons. I'm not kidding. Espically with a sister who looks for "fodder" at every turn. So naturally, I wanted privacy to watch my movies. I was moving the baby TV/VCR 13 inch-piece-of-crap into my room when my mom caught me. I explained, and she was like okay, sure. I asked her to PLEASE TELL NOONE...and she was cool. She even went out and bought me special surround sound headphones for the TV. Then my sister spotted the headphones in the SamGoody bag. She asked what they were for so my mom TOLD HER. I watched my movies happily, with my headphones and a bowl of cereal... Then came Thanksgiving itself. Went off without a hitch. Then came post-meal TV watching, and we all argued about what to watch. My sister said "Hey, Kris. Why don't we watch one of YOUR movies?" And my mom was like "Yeah thats a great idea! Go pick one, chop-chop!" I wanted to tackle her. I refused to pick one, so she stormed into my room and picked Iron Giant. I felt like and idiot, and it was fodder for my sister she's never afraid to use...when my mother's back is turned, of course... Now, Brad Bird directed the movie. Bird once worked on "The Simpsons", so there was alot in Iron Giant that was Simpsons influenced. Blah. So... Every now and then, the giant makes a cameo in some form on the show. Watch the Halloween episode with the AI house carefully. THAT F*CKER IS THERE, I TELL YOU! So there it is...yeah...exciting and thrilling, isn't it? *kills self* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guybrush122 Posted February 27, 2004 Share Posted February 27, 2004 I'd plant some random cartoon movies in your sisters room, and "stumble" upon them while your mom was there. That way you could conquer northorn Europe....and soon THE WORLD! Plus I hear that after every cartoon movie is watched, an angel gets its wings... *sigh* Great story, though...but it would've been better if you ACTUALLY tackled your mom. *deep thought* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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