GonkH8er Posted March 7, 2004 Share Posted March 7, 2004 heh... ahhh.... good times ------------- #1964 +(2088)- [X] [01:33] (hilo21) ima looking for a site that seels amp [01:33] (hilo21) ima looking for a site that seels amps [01:33] (hilo21) iam looking for a site that seels amps [01:34] (hilo21) I am looking for a site that sells amps [01:35] (nexxai) how bout you look for a site that teaches english? [01:35] (hilo21) **** you [01:36] (nexxai) Lemme guess, you'd kick my ass, but can't read the road signs to get to my house? ------------- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alegis Posted March 7, 2004 Share Posted March 7, 2004 bloodninja is hilarious..i remember it slightly some quotes "A wise man once said, do not eat yellow snow" If the minimum wasn't acceptable it wouldn't be called the minimum. --George Muncaster A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. --Robert Frost "The fact that no one understands you doesn't make you an artist. " "When a ladder was stolen from a store the manager said that further steps would be taken " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinWalker Posted March 7, 2004 Share Posted March 7, 2004 I remember a pre-internet tagline in someones email over FidoNet (allright, so I'm old): "I shat the sheriff, but I did not pass the deputy." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheHobGoblin Posted March 7, 2004 Share Posted March 7, 2004 anyone remember the ultimate insult thread I posted? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sivy Posted March 10, 2004 Share Posted March 10, 2004 Originally posted by GonkH8er http://www.bash.org has one of the funniest collection of internet quotes on the net..... most are from chat rooms thats a great site <Slasher> Remember that some of us have a social life... <Crusher> Social life? Where can I download that? ------------------------------- <WillaCuz> shervin did u say u had a woman? <shervin> WillaCuz: yeah but its losing pressure, i think it has a hole or something ------------------------------- <evered> UT has s@#t framerate <evered> how do I fix it? <stoldark> evered: i believe UT has an uninstall option ------------------------------- <Summoner> UNIX IS user friendly, it's just very choosy about who it calls a friend. -------------------------------- <FrostyNerv> when building a pc whats the name of that anti static wrist band thing? <Darkcyde> an anti-static wristband? -------------------------------- <skatoni> will some one please help <shev> ya? <skatoni> there is a guy hacking into my computer <shev> unplug your modem <skatoni> how? <shev> see those wires behind your computer? <shev> rip'em all out *** skatoni has quit IRC (Read error to skatoni[ppp012.rosenet.net]: Connection reset by peer) ------------------------------------- <brainbox> Xuberant, please, check your keyboard for stuck keys <brainbox> you've clipped Retard-Lock or something ------------------------------------- <elitotaco> ok <elitotaco> ive got to go finish cleaning my room <elitotaco> or else i cant go camping <-- elitotaco has quit () <asshat> OMG what a loser <asshat> gtg moms calling i could read these for hours.... and i think i will too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pie™ Posted March 10, 2004 Share Posted March 10, 2004 Originally posted by Siv i could read these for hours.... and i think i will too It gets boring after 3-4 hours literally Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sivy Posted March 10, 2004 Share Posted March 10, 2004 these two actually made me snort... <Hvatti> MY CAPS-LOCK IS ON AND I DON'T KNOW HOW TO MAKE IT OFF.. CAN ANYONE HELP ME??? <[DoD]Xiao> typ capslock button <aegis> Hvatti: hold down shift while writing instead...^^ <Hvatti> hey that shift-thing works thx!!! <Hvatti> but it*s pretty difficult to write while holding a shift::: <Lilly-> omg <Lilly-> Hvatti find "caps lock" key and press it once <Lilly-> number 3 from bottom left <Hvatti> where can i find it <Tiger> hehe <aegis> at the left of your keyboard <Hvatti> ok thanx:: <Hvatti> YES IT WORKED!!! <Lilly-> aamm <aegis> apparently it didn't <Lilly-> lol <Hvatti> CAN I NOW RELEASE THE SHIFT? <aegis> yes <aegis> you have to release the shift. <Lilly-> omg how sweet !! <Hvatti> like this? * Lilly- faints <aegis> yep, just like that ----------------------------- (Elim) bah had to do finals today....finals there like sex, i get done to quick, and i sit there quiet for an hour thinking about what i did wrong... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IG-64 Posted March 10, 2004 Share Posted March 10, 2004 ROFL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ziechel Posted March 10, 2004 Share Posted March 10, 2004 Lol guardian omega BEST STORY EVER!!!! I laughed about 2 minutes... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sivy Posted March 11, 2004 Share Posted March 11, 2004 more funnehs from bash.org... <Jack> I hit a new low today <Jack> I claimed lag when I tipped over a cup as I was reaching for it <Jack> out loud. <Prtygrrl> what does OMG mean? <gi> Oh my god. <Prtygrrl> well escuse me for being a little newbie, mr. oh-im-so-1337. <gi> What? <Prtygrrl> you know, you dont have to be so mean. i hope you fall and hurt yourself reallyreally bad. MouLDY_LLaMa is now known as JohnnyDepIsCrap <JohnnyDepIsCrap> : <I_Am_Great> you spelt it worn <I_Am_Great> g <I_Am_Great> *worng <JohnnyDepIsCrap> i know <I_Am_Great> *wrtong <I_Am_Great> *wrong <I_Am_Great> damn <JohnnyDepIsCrap> hahaha <I_Am_Great> talk about spelling thing worng <I_Am_Great> f**k! <Boogieman> and I saw a girl and was like "hey baby, you lookin' for a good time" <Boogieman> and she said "yes" <Boogieman> and I just sorta stared <Boogieman> cause I don't usually get that far <Boogieman> and I didn't have anything to say edit: lol, i didn't know < & P made <P edit: ok now i'm comfused Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted March 11, 2004 Share Posted March 11, 2004 Bwahahahaha. That last one needs to be in a movie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ziechel Posted March 11, 2004 Share Posted March 11, 2004 loL this is really funny... I usúally dont get that far.. hrhr have to try that out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ziechel Posted March 11, 2004 Share Posted March 11, 2004 <Toller> hey jaimer <jaimer> hey <Toller> i loves you sweet ass, baby <jaimer> excuse me? <Toller> we gonna get together an **** tonight <Toller> right? <jaimer> You stupid **** <Toller> ? <Toller> What? <jaimer> This is toby johnson, right <Toller> you know it is, duh. <jaimer> I'm doing tech support on Jamie's computer <jaimer> I'm her father, you little **** <Toller> hah! <Toller> what's <Toller> your joking right/ <jaimer> I am. I know where you live. I'm coming over to your house now. Don't try to run, I'll find you. <Toller> Jamie, it's not funny <Toller> Jaime? <psmylie> You're screwed, dude. Her dad's psycho <Toller> **** <Toller> ****! <psmylie> best run, boy *** Toller has quit IRC (Quit: ) <psmylie> You're an evil bitch, Jamie. <jaimer> lol <psmylie> brilliant... but evil <jaimer> he's an asshole anyways lol sry 4 posting twice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Groovy Posted March 16, 2004 Share Posted March 16, 2004 Arguing on the internet is like the special olympics. Even if you win, your still retarded. It's old, but it still works on so many levels. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_PerfectAgent_ Posted March 16, 2004 Share Posted March 16, 2004 <Fireslide> next person to talk after his line will be kicked <Fireslide> *this * Fireslide was kicked by Fireslide ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- <Fulgore> whats the complement to a 43 degree angle? <sparks> My you're looking "acute" today <Fulgore> **** you ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I'm going to name my kids Control, Alt, and Delete. If they ever get to be a problem I'll just hit them all twice. Problem solved. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Seijurro1234: IM NOT ON AOL .. IM ON AMERICA ONLINE Seijurro1234: RETARD ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- <Tsk> oiuyniyu98h987h89yh87y98yjn987j987y897yhkiuk;'''' <Tsk> sorry.. there was a spider on my keyboard. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I was playing Counter Strike and I accidentally ran over my whole team with a tank. I got booted off the server Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ziechel Posted March 16, 2004 Share Posted March 16, 2004 <sjh> I'm bored, someone entertain me. * GeminiGirl hands sjh a pretty girl to play with <sjh> What's her name? <GeminiGIrl> candy <sjh> Candy is a sluts name. <GeminiGirl> um... natalie then <sjh> I only know one Natalie, and she's a stupid bitch <GeminiGirl> :/ my name is natalie <sjh> Yeah, I know. You're the only Natalie I know. LOOOOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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