Sivy Posted April 14, 2004 Posted April 14, 2004 a fun game for all the family. all you have to do is come up with some interesting, creative & funny last words... e.g "are you sure its not loaded?" "I wonder what this button does ?" "don't worry, i've seen this done before" "I'll get a world record for this" "The odds of that happening have to be a million to one!" the most original, creative and/or funniest will win a signed air guitar from Rhett
Sabretooth Posted April 14, 2004 Posted April 14, 2004 Said by some n00b: "Oooh! I would love to use Rhett-signed air guiter!" The details as to what happened to him are unknown.
manoman81 Posted April 14, 2004 Posted April 14, 2004 I know it's not original, but I've heard before other than Jeff Foxworthy: "Y'all watch this."
Sivy Posted April 14, 2004 Author Posted April 14, 2004 "i'm making a citizens arrest!!" "it's strong enough for both of us" "what duck?" "thats not a real gun!"
Sabretooth Posted April 14, 2004 Posted April 14, 2004 "Who's dead? Who's Dead? I'm Dead! I'm Dead! Hey, wait a sec..." "Hmmm.... Caution: Flammable. Can't read the rest! Gotta light a matchstick. Uh oh..." *staring at a sabretooth* "Here, kitty kitty kitty!" STAR WARS LAST WORDS Obi-Wan "See, I told you, Ani! You'll be the death of me..." "Uh, Vader. You're zip is open..." "Oh look! Luke is escaping! Three cheers for..." "Cool, you gonna battle me with a tubelight?" "How can you see in that helmet?" "Does that long red thing hurt?" "Anakin? Can you hear me through the helmet?" Anakin Skywalker "Luke, take care of my beloved Bow-Wow" "I must go, son. Seeya!" "Uh, that's not my helemet, that's my boot." "You bought an X-Wing??? Money doesn't grow on trees, you know!" "But I want to live! Boo!" Qui-Gon Jinn "Am I dead yet?" "Wait till I get ****in bastard Maul in the heavens..." "Make sure Anakin becomes a Jedi... and Jar Jar dies..." "I AM SIFO-DYAS! I AM SIFO DYAS!! Eh? Obi walked away?" "Obi-Wan, I'm dying." "Obi-Wan, I'm still dying." "Obi-Wan, am I dead yet?" "Obi-Wan, I WANNA DIE! DO SOMETHING!!!!" Yoda "To Yaddle, Send this flower." "Too early, I died, have I not?" "You destiny it is, luke, to find out why I'm green". "Ha! Vader your dad is if, Greedo is my son!" "To Tatooine High School Janitorial Services, send this resignation letter". Asajj Ventress "Ani! I'm you're mom!" "Doesn't that look a bit high?" "Are Jedi allowed to use red lightsabers? Just asking..." "Hey, no fair!" "What??? I'm Bald!!!!" Greedo "What?" Dex "I never died, stupid!" Bnoka "Eh? Who's Bnoka?"
Sivy Posted April 14, 2004 Author Posted April 14, 2004 "look mom, no hands!" "now i can have toast whilst in the bath" "you don't look so tough!"
Alegis Posted April 14, 2004 Posted April 14, 2004 "life is beautiful" "why did you make me sign that testament?"
Sivy Posted April 14, 2004 Author Posted April 14, 2004 "you're married??!!!!" "eeny meeny miney... MO!" "i wonder if you can eat it?" "one more time and then i'll stop"
Pie™ Posted April 14, 2004 Posted April 14, 2004 "I assure you it's completely harmless" "Just one more..." "What? A little rat posion never hurt anyone" "What does 'toxic' mean? Famous last words of people I might kill: "Switch to MTV!" "Kylie rocks!" "I think Metallica is so boring, I'd much rather listen to Usher!" "Lord of the Rings sucks! American Pie 3 is so much better!" "You look like a satanist!"
ET Warrior Posted April 14, 2004 Posted April 14, 2004 "look, I'll prove that it's not dangerous" "We'll be alright now, we're letting a woman drive the car"
Black Knight of Keno Posted April 14, 2004 Posted April 14, 2004 "I'll give you hundred bucks if you can light your fart" Classic
dark jedi 8 Posted April 14, 2004 Posted April 14, 2004 "so how many times have you done this before?" "the fuse was how long?" "Oh SH*T" - that one's famous.
saurumonk Posted April 14, 2004 Posted April 14, 2004 "I drank what?"----Socrates "Why is there a snake in my fruit basket?"--- Cleopatra "Et tu Brute?"- Caesar "OMFG- LAMER!!!!!"<disconnect> - random nOOb
obi Posted April 14, 2004 Posted April 14, 2004 "Hey guys look! I have the winning lottery numbers!" or "Helmets? We don't need no stinking helmets!"
dark jedi 8 Posted April 14, 2004 Posted April 14, 2004 " watch how long i can do this" "he hates these cans" from "the jerk", funny movie. even though he didn't die. "see if you can guess what i am now" "when did the sign say to stop?"
Alegis Posted April 14, 2004 Posted April 14, 2004 Originally posted by saurumonk "I drank what?"----Socrates "Et tu Brute?"- Caesar nice ones!! "Die no jutsu!" "You seem to be upset, what's the problem?" "Ah finally someone to help me" "save me sir!"
jebbers Posted April 14, 2004 Posted April 14, 2004 "did you say to cut the gre-"*BOOM!!* "do not operate heavy machinery after taking medication. HA! like that will stop me from gettin the Jone's to ohio" "the plug didnt quite fit but i jammed it into the outlet pretty good" "Josh hand me that fork, the toast is stuck"
TiE23 Posted April 14, 2004 Posted April 14, 2004 *At Area 51 fence* "those signs are bull sh*t" "I stole Rhett's PANTS!" "WEEEEE!!!!!" "Polar bear, smolar bear" "I bet that land mine is broken" "Lets feed it" "Lets touch it" "Catch this!" And the best one: "Think fast!" (Well, the person who dies is not saying that, its someone else.) TiE
Azrael Posted April 14, 2004 Posted April 14, 2004 "Nah, they'll slow down." "You don't know how to land, either?"
--ZeeMan-- Posted April 14, 2004 Posted April 14, 2004 oh god....i know it's not a death scene, but it's MONTY PYTHON alas..poor patsy you're death will not have been in vain uh..i'm not quite dead yet hmm...alas poor patsy you will not have been mortally wounded in vain i think i'll pull through classic :-D
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