Lujayne Posted May 21, 2004 Posted May 21, 2004 Chef Boyardee's Four Cheese Ravioli isn't near as good as the regular stuff. And the "Overstuffed" kind is just bad. And let's not even talk about that weird one with the meatballs....
edlib Posted May 21, 2004 Posted May 21, 2004 Any Italian food in a can is an atrocity, and should be considered a crime against humanity and punished accordingly.
Zoom Rabbit Posted May 21, 2004 Posted May 21, 2004 Anyone who settles for canned pasta probably serves it with garlic bread made from *wonder bread,* dried garlic and margarine, buttered on one side...
Kuuki Posted May 21, 2004 Posted May 21, 2004 ...Tied to the back of a cat, and droped from a height...
Zoom Rabbit Posted May 22, 2004 Posted May 22, 2004 ...directly into Scared of Hooky's toilet, where the terrified creature learns that landing on one's feet is beside the point when presented with an aqueous environment that has a giant suck hole at the bottom...
Nute Gunray Posted May 22, 2004 Posted May 22, 2004 Originally posted by Zoom Rabbit Anyone who settles for canned pasta probably serves it with garlic bread made from *wonder bread,* dried garlic and margarine, buttered on one side... But I'm too poor to butter both sides
Nitro Posted May 26, 2004 Posted May 26, 2004 I can't decide what's funnier... This, or that priceless definition of a toilet...
Ray Jones Posted May 26, 2004 Posted May 26, 2004 just for that weird second in my life i had to suppress the notion to combine "aqueous environment", "giant suckhole" and "sister". i failed blatantly, what a shame. .. err.. yes zoom, i know about the dog food thing.
Kuuki Posted May 27, 2004 Posted May 27, 2004 Originally posted by Zoom Rabbit ...directly into Scared of Hooky's toilet, where the terrified creature learns that landing on one's feet is beside the point when presented with an aqueous environment that has a giant suck hole at the bottom... the only one word i can respond to that is: Flush
Zoom Rabbit Posted May 27, 2004 Posted May 27, 2004 MEEEYOW-YOWL-YOWL-YOW--! *Slurp* Hmm. I once had a kitty that was curious about the bathtub when I was filling it. Unable to help myself, I pushed him in. That poor cat wouldn't go near it after that, even when it was empty...
Rogue Nine Posted May 27, 2004 Posted May 27, 2004 *huggles Lu, then proceeds to pour hot ravioli down Nitro's pants*
swphreak Posted May 30, 2004 Posted May 30, 2004 *stuffs Leemu in a sack and drags him to #echonet* How can you let Dath take your place!? You and your SWG. *shakes fists*
Nitro Posted June 1, 2004 Posted June 1, 2004 Oh yeah? Well, one time I was shooting pool, and a horse walked in, and the bartender said "moo"! Then a bear asked the bartender, "Why the long face?" Urge for energetic obfuscation returning... Must slap self with fish...
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