Lujayne Posted May 21, 2004 Share Posted May 21, 2004 Chef Boyardee's Four Cheese Ravioli isn't near as good as the regular stuff. And the "Overstuffed" kind is just bad. And let's not even talk about that weird one with the meatballs.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynk Former Posted May 21, 2004 Share Posted May 21, 2004 A bear walked into a bar and said "ow" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edlib Posted May 21, 2004 Share Posted May 21, 2004 Any Italian food in a can is an atrocity, and should be considered a crime against humanity and punished accordingly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoom Rabbit Posted May 21, 2004 Share Posted May 21, 2004 Anyone who settles for canned pasta probably serves it with garlic bread made from *wonder bread,* dried garlic and margarine, buttered on one side... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuuki Posted May 21, 2004 Share Posted May 21, 2004 ...Tied to the back of a cat, and droped from a height... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoom Rabbit Posted May 22, 2004 Share Posted May 22, 2004 ...directly into Scared of Hooky's toilet, where the terrified creature learns that landing on one's feet is beside the point when presented with an aqueous environment that has a giant suck hole at the bottom... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nute Gunray Posted May 22, 2004 Share Posted May 22, 2004 Originally posted by Zoom Rabbit Anyone who settles for canned pasta probably serves it with garlic bread made from *wonder bread,* dried garlic and margarine, buttered on one side... But I'm too poor to butter both sides Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted May 25, 2004 Share Posted May 25, 2004 i dont butter at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoom Rabbit Posted May 25, 2004 Share Posted May 25, 2004 That's not what my sister tells me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitro Posted May 26, 2004 Share Posted May 26, 2004 I can't decide what's funnier... This, or that priceless definition of a toilet... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuicidalXWing Posted May 26, 2004 Share Posted May 26, 2004 The definition of a toilet, definitely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted May 26, 2004 Share Posted May 26, 2004 just for that weird second in my life i had to suppress the notion to combine "aqueous environment", "giant suckhole" and "sister". i failed blatantly, what a shame. .. err.. yes zoom, i know about the dog food thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitro Posted May 26, 2004 Share Posted May 26, 2004 *cries* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jared Posted May 27, 2004 Share Posted May 27, 2004 *blinks* wow... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuuki Posted May 27, 2004 Share Posted May 27, 2004 Originally posted by Zoom Rabbit ...directly into Scared of Hooky's toilet, where the terrified creature learns that landing on one's feet is beside the point when presented with an aqueous environment that has a giant suck hole at the bottom... the only one word i can respond to that is: Flush Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoom Rabbit Posted May 27, 2004 Share Posted May 27, 2004 MEEEYOW-YOWL-YOWL-YOW--! *Slurp* Hmm. I once had a kitty that was curious about the bathtub when I was filling it. Unable to help myself, I pushed him in. That poor cat wouldn't go near it after that, even when it was empty... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue Nine Posted May 27, 2004 Share Posted May 27, 2004 *huggles Lu, then proceeds to pour hot ravioli down Nitro's pants* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted May 27, 2004 Share Posted May 27, 2004 you are a cruel person, zoom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitro Posted May 27, 2004 Share Posted May 27, 2004 *looks at Niner, then down at his pants* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taos Posted May 30, 2004 Share Posted May 30, 2004 Don't swim in shark infested waters...... What? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swphreak Posted May 30, 2004 Share Posted May 30, 2004 *stuffs Leemu in a sack and drags him to #echonet* How can you let Dath take your place!? You and your SWG. *shakes fists* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redwing Posted May 31, 2004 Share Posted May 31, 2004 A bear walked into a bar and said "moo". ^_^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitro Posted June 1, 2004 Share Posted June 1, 2004 Oh yeah? Well, one time I was shooting pool, and a horse walked in, and the bartender said "moo"! Then a bear asked the bartender, "Why the long face?" Urge for energetic obfuscation returning... Must slap self with fish... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philocleon Posted June 1, 2004 Share Posted June 1, 2004 There. Feel any better? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clefo Posted June 1, 2004 Share Posted June 1, 2004 A Jew, a lesbian and Lawrence Welk walk into a bar... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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