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Okay... so they're really patenting "Body Power" in the form of a "Personal Area Network," or PAN.

 

The concept allows the body to act as the medium for transmitting and sharing power and data among devices.

 

Microsoft just keeps going, and going, and going....

 

Still, being a gadget freak, I'd like to see some of the practical applications mentioned in the article linked above.

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i think i'd want a heck of a lot of years of testing for long term side effects, but otherwise it'd be pretty handy.

 

I saw something a whileback about a wireless PAN where you have a cellphone sized battery pack (plus memory etc..) that you can stuff on a belt or in a bag, everything else (mp3 player, mobile, gaming device, camera etc..) is then just a creditcard sized device that links up to it... so you can just put them in pockets all over your body.

 

Mind you, i'd be rather worried about walking around in the middle of a gigantic electric field the whole time. can't be good for you long term...

 

As for uses of the skin thing.... babylon 5 style communicators? (tiny communicators stuck to the back of your hand, mini cordless earpieces in your ear, virtual keypad sensors on each fingertip?

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Is this one of those kinetic energy things, 'cause that's been done. Seiko have a had a kinetic energy watch out for years, that harnesses some of your body's kinetic energy

 

*astro plugs his **** into power socket to see what happens*

 

mtfbwya

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Originally posted by Pal™

Bah someone will most probably invent a virus that renders our brains useless somehow, and then makes us dance! Naked! :eek:

 

As long as my eyes still work. And the popel are female. and hot. :D

 

It may be useless at the moment but with delevlopement....

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Originally posted by Anthony

Don't go shaking unknown peoples hands, they could give you a virus! :p

 

Ah, the ol' human computer virus joke. How I remember it well. :D

 

 

As long as my eyes still work. And the popel are female. and hot. :D

 

Add smart and funny to that, and I'll back up your opinion! :D

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Originally posted by Pal™

Bah someone will most probably invent a virus that renders our brains useless somehow, and then makes us dance! Naked! :eek:

 

 

 

We already danced naked... :indif:

 

 

*local radio*

 

94.1 the buzz: Argo here, what do you wanna hear?

 

friend: hey man i was wonderin if you have a good song I can dance naked to

 

94.1: man go put some clothes on

 

friend: i already have some clothes on but i wanna dance and take them off

 

94.1: man go take a cold shower freak *click*

 

Radio doesn't like people dancing naked... :(

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