TK-8252 Posted November 30, 2004 Share Posted November 30, 2004 Why does the microwave instructions for poptarts tell you to microwave for three seconds?! It's still cold as if you never warmed it at all. I put 'em in for twenty seconds. Why haven't they fixed the instructions yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TiE23 Posted November 30, 2004 Share Posted November 30, 2004 Originally posted by TK-8252 Why does the microwave instructions for poptarts tell you to microwave for three seconds?! It's still cold as if you never warmed it at all. I put 'em in for twenty seconds. Why haven't they fixed the instructions yet? Hmmm..... People who sue ruin America, and make people pay more money, I guess. TiE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shok_Tinoktin Posted November 30, 2004 Share Posted November 30, 2004 Maybe the instructions are designed for higher end microwaves. You'd be surprised how much varience in cooking time you get with microwaves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leper Messiah Posted November 30, 2004 Share Posted November 30, 2004 yes as the pop tarts box reads: POP TARTS IN THREE SECONDS* *Only in nuclear warhead grade microwaves Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Dark Jedi Posted November 30, 2004 Share Posted November 30, 2004 Originally posted by Leper Messiah yes as the pop tarts box reads: POP TARTS IN THREE SECONDS* *Only in nuclear warhead grade microwaves That is exactly true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Sitherino Posted November 30, 2004 Share Posted November 30, 2004 they're warm in 3 seconds in my microwave :x and mine only cost 150 I think Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leper Messiah Posted November 30, 2004 Share Posted November 30, 2004 Originally posted by InsaneSith they're warm in 3 seconds in my microwave :x and mine only cost 150 I think my god! he's got a nuke! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TiE23 Posted November 30, 2004 Share Posted November 30, 2004 Originally posted by Leper Messiah my god! he's got a nuke! in his pants? Or in his kitchen? TiE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue Nine Posted November 30, 2004 Share Posted November 30, 2004 Both, if I recall correctly. And yus, I get warm Pop Tarts in three seconds too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coupes. Posted November 30, 2004 Share Posted November 30, 2004 And I get no poptarts at all... poptarts... bleh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IG-64 Posted November 30, 2004 Share Posted November 30, 2004 Use a toaster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StormHammer Posted November 30, 2004 Share Posted November 30, 2004 Have toast and marmalade instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ckcsaber Posted November 30, 2004 Share Posted November 30, 2004 I don't cook poptarts. I eat them RAW. Oh yes, give it to us raw and wrigglin'. I also eat Ramen noodles raw. I'm hardcore like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edlib Posted November 30, 2004 Share Posted November 30, 2004 Originally posted by ckcsaber I don't cook poptarts. I eat them RAW. I also eat Ramen noodles raw. Ditto on the Pop-Tart thing (although it's been at least a good 10 years since I've actually had one) I'm trying to figure out how to eat the ramen raw tho... It boggles the mind. Do you sprinkle the contents of the flavor packet over the crumbled up noodles in a bowl and eat it like cereal,... or you you just chow down on the dry noodle brick, and then wash it down by inhaling the powdered contents of the packet?!?? We want to know!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nerd_Annhilator Posted November 30, 2004 Share Posted November 30, 2004 Microwaves suck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coupes. Posted November 30, 2004 Share Posted November 30, 2004 Originally posted by Anthony Microwaves suck. Only if you try cooking your gonads... otherwise it's pretty useful. >_> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ckcsaber Posted November 30, 2004 Share Posted November 30, 2004 Originally posted by edlib I'm trying to figure out how to eat the ramen raw tho... It boggles the mind. Do you sprinkle the contents of the flavor packet over the crumbled up noodles in a bowl and eat it like cereal,... or you you just chow down on the dry noodle brick, and then wash it down by inhaling the powdered contents of the packet?!?? We want to know!!! lol What I usually do is sprinkle the mono-sodium glutamate ridden magic spice across the brick of noodles and then take any crumbs left in the plastic packet and sprinkle those atop the brick as well. After all the prep work is done I just gorge on the main brick itself. Eventually it will break into smaller chunks that I can just pop in my mouth. Although, I always have to use a large plate or bowl when I eat the noodles like this. It gets everywhere. It's actually pretty tasty. I prefer eating the Ramen noodle's raw rather than cooking them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TiE23 Posted November 30, 2004 Share Posted November 30, 2004 Originally posted by Anthony Microwaves suck. Remeber his name? Egg Destroyer? He blew up an egg in a microwave one day. And it causes inferance with his wireless conection, too. kekekeke, I have also eaten Ramen noodles raw, and frozen waffles, its either well done or raw for my foods TiE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BongoBob Posted November 30, 2004 Share Posted November 30, 2004 Pop Tarts pwn on those days you wake up with 20 seconds to get ready for school/work. Mmmmm....cherry pop tarts... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edlib Posted November 30, 2004 Share Posted November 30, 2004 Originally posted by ckcsaber What I usually do is sprinkle the mono-sodium glutamate ridden magic spice across the brick of noodles and then take any crumbs left in the plastic packet and sprinkle those atop the brick as well. After all the prep work is done I just gorge on the main brick itself. Eventually it will break into smaller chunks that I can just pop in my mouth. Although, I always have to use a large plate or bowl when I eat the noodles like this. It gets everywhere. It's actually pretty tasty. I prefer eating the Ramen noodle's raw rather than cooking them. Ahhh... a hybrid approach I had not considered! Well done! I sometimes eat uncooked pasta straight from the box. I once snacked on an entire box of rotini this way while watching a movie (we were without popcorn or chips, and I needed something to crunch.) My jaw ached for a couple of days afterwards, and it took weeks to floss all that stuff out of my teeth. I'll usually break down and just cook it now... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Windu Posted November 30, 2004 Share Posted November 30, 2004 Originally posted by ckcsaber lol What I usually do is sprinkle the mono-sodium glutamate ridden magic spice across the brick of noodles and then take any crumbs left in the plastic packet and sprinkle those atop the brick as well. After all the prep work is done I just gorge on the main brick itself. Eventually it will break into smaller chunks that I can just pop in my mouth. Although, I always have to use a large plate or bowl when I eat the noodles like this. It gets everywhere. It's actually pretty tasty. I prefer eating the Ramen noodle's raw rather than cooking them. I do the same with my Vietnamese noodles. Much tastier... but I rarely use the spice. Also see: raw spaghetti noodles. Very good. Crunchy and fun to eat, but leave a semi bad taste in your mouth after you're done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZBomber Posted November 30, 2004 Share Posted November 30, 2004 Poptarts get stuck in my braceses..... but I eat them "raw"( ) too. i'm too poor for microwaves/toasters... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GonkH8er Posted November 30, 2004 Share Posted November 30, 2004 Funnily enough, we use toasters down here for poptarts. Best hangover cure ever is double choc poptarts and cranberry juice. It's long been my friend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Sitherino Posted November 30, 2004 Share Posted November 30, 2004 so do I, but I was curious about this so I decided to see if mine could do it. Usually though I just eat them right out of the package. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ET Warrior Posted November 30, 2004 Share Posted November 30, 2004 Originally posted by InsaneSith so do I, but I was curious about this so I decided to see if mine could do it. Usually though I just eat them right out of the package. That's the way I do it, unless it's the s'more poptarts. Pop those in the toaster and it's good eatin's let me tell you what Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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