Rogue Nine Posted December 2, 2004 Posted December 2, 2004 Dammit, Jed. I always knew you were a wanker, but that's just atrocious!
TiE23 Posted December 2, 2004 Posted December 2, 2004 I just finished........... that was the most F*CKED UP THING I HAVE EVER READ! This should be made into a short humor/horror book. TiE
--ZeeMan-- Posted December 2, 2004 Posted December 2, 2004 i read like half of it....and i'm just speechless personally i would have beat the sh*t out of him and forced him out ^_^
Samuel Dravis Posted December 2, 2004 Posted December 2, 2004 Originally posted by --ZeeMan-- personally i would have beat the sh*t out of him and forced him out ^_^ Doesn't need that, apparently. Eww.
El Sitherino Posted December 2, 2004 Posted December 2, 2004 Originally posted by Samuel Dravis Doesn't need that, apparently. Eww. I think I have to kill you for that remark. :x it just... *goes to take some rolaids to calm his tummy*
Astrotoy7 Posted December 2, 2004 Posted December 2, 2004 Is this our Jed, or some other Jed ? If it is our Jed, I suggest a counsellor and/or a talented hooker mtfbwya
IG-64 Posted December 2, 2004 Posted December 2, 2004 OMG. WTF. BBQ. FUBAR. [insert more obscene acronyms]. I read the whole thing, and even though it was written by some college student, I was on the edge of my seat. I had no idea one person could get that seriously F***ED UP. Whew, that is one crazy story.
Leper Messiah Posted December 2, 2004 Posted December 2, 2004 well, not bein funny but the dude brought a lot of the last stages of that on himself. Not that the Jed dude wasnt a twisted bastard, however.
Doomie Posted December 2, 2004 Posted December 2, 2004 Dude, that was like a horror story. With the 'kidnapping', and those writings and drawings on the walls... Still, it leaves some questions. Where did the blood in the truck come from, for example? 'Dude, that's pretty f*cked up right there.'
Leper Messiah Posted December 2, 2004 Posted December 2, 2004 Originally posted by Doomie Dude, that was like a horror story. With the 'kidnapping', and those writings and drawings on the walls... Still, it leaves some questions. Where did the blood in the truck come from, for example? 'Dude, that's pretty f*cked up right there.' meh, the Jed dude was big time druggie i dont think blood finding its way into his truck is a too difficult occurance
Sam Fisher Posted December 2, 2004 Posted December 2, 2004 I was wondering the same, about the blood. I was hoping for some more action than him rolling in the tub.
ckcsaber Posted December 2, 2004 Posted December 2, 2004 roflmao The ****er has made some kind of evil fortress. If my room is the fortress of light, his is the fortress of evil. And feces. Best.Quote.Ever.
Leper Messiah Posted December 2, 2004 Posted December 2, 2004 Originally posted by ckcsaber roflmao Best.Quote.Ever. to be fair, theres a lot of A-material in that story
jon_hill987 Posted December 2, 2004 Posted December 2, 2004 Originally posted by TiE 23 OMFG! Funniest **** eva! TiE I'm not sure, i wanted to laugh at some of it but it really is not funny at all. Not hummor, horror book "Stephen King's Roomie" Very FUBAR edit: the thread title should read warning s*** as well, some people don't like that sort'a thing.
TiE23 Posted December 2, 2004 Posted December 2, 2004 Originally posted by Leper Messiah to be fair, theres a lot of A-material in that story Exactly, this should be cleaned up, expanded, and made into a $5 short story TiE
abcd1234 Posted December 2, 2004 Posted December 2, 2004 WOW. That is just plain insanity. That guy needs to be in a nutbarn as he said it.
Guest Jed Posted December 2, 2004 Posted December 2, 2004 That guy is a Something Awful forum member - I read about that awhile ago. And yes, I did do an obligatory "I'm not THAT bad" over there
jebbers Posted December 2, 2004 Posted December 2, 2004 it starts out with Jed but ends with Jeb... and that is one crazy roomie.... I think he was taking s***s in the bathtub and covering it with newspapers, like some kind of foul lasagna. wrong...just wrong.... x10
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