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I'd like to write in a vote for meeting down at Denny's, drinking corn whiskey and thoroughly freaking the waitresses, then going off and kicking the ever-loving dogsh*t out of some a-rab terrorists. I been listening to Hannity on the radio, and them bastids are just camped out in the Arizona desert, waiting, I tell you what...

 

*(Scratches himself.)*

 

*(Farts.)*

 

*(Sleeps with his sister.)*

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As meaningful as anything else ever posted here.

 

But on the other hand... There are many things I have learned from this thread that I never imagined going in. For example:

 

Keyan has freakishly thick legs.

Nitro can multi-task like nobody else I know (He can post, while surfing for porn, while... uh...)

Nute has difficulties with the opposite se... alright, so we kind of already knew that one.

 

But the point is that everybody revealed a bit more about themselves. (In Nitro's case far, far more than we would ever want to know...)

 

:joy:

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Meaning does not exist until you perceive it. :dozey: Thus...

 

E=MC2

 

Pickles

 

Atan (-1)

 

All rightey, then. *(Cracks knuckles.)* Clearly the meaning to which Ike refers is a precise concept which Scared of Wookiees has chosen to express in means not quite mathematical, not quite crazy talk. For example, how does the theory of relativity (E=MC2) tie into all this?

 

Edlib = My Second Cousin

 

:D Which makes my sister his kissing cousin, so to speak, so I guess it's okay if he sleeps with her. Anyway, by applying this relationship to every point in the conversation, we can begin to find meaning. Why does Nute suffer from female problems? His family's reputation precedes him. Why is Commander 598 left handed? Genetics--so's Edlib.

 

(Never mind he's actually ambidextrous. Just play along.)

 

So, this is how E=MC2 gives the thread meaning. It explains Edlib's role in all things quite handily...until we come to pickles. Now, a pickle is just a cucumber which has been soaked over a long period of time in either a salt brine or vinegar. One of our oldest known means of preserving food, pickling maintains the esscence of the food but radically alters its flavor. Basically, if you want to pick a cucumber in the summer but eat it in the winter...you're going to have to taste it as a pickle. This thread is very much like that; one cannot see our faces or hear our voices as we converse--that flavor has been removed, but supplanted by the LF pickling effect which will preserve the essence of it forever.

 

Or until someone acidentally turns off the server. Whatever.

 

Which brings me to the third of School Key's meanings: Atan (-1). If we take each of those four letters and take it back one space in the alphabet as the (-1) implies, then we are left with the word Zszm. The meaning of this is quite obvious to me, being the 'Z' referenced:

 

Zoom Size, Zoom Mighty! :max:

 

If you don't believe me, just ask your sister. Or Edlib's second cousin. :D

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went hunting today.....10:30-3:30. i guess i was out too long cause when i got back the answering machine was full of messages of a worried mother. she sent out a small search party even..i called her and was like 'what the heck i can take cares of myself' o well. saw a bunch of turkeys. tempted to shoot but didn't....and i saw 2 squirrel but they were gone before i could scope them. i was moving around most of the time. it was very fun. when i got to the edge of the cliff, looking down upon the whole world. i went a bit crazy. however, no trigger was pulled. gonna be going there to hunt from now on. ehehe.

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