Emperor Devon Posted March 29, 2005 Share Posted March 29, 2005 I just found this test similar to the geek test... only it dictates what level of hell you belong on. me, I belong in the ninth level, to be tormented by Satan himself. It's a good thing I'm an Aetheist. Oh, and here's the test! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derc Posted March 29, 2005 Share Posted March 29, 2005 I've done this before....but last time I got a worse level... I guess I've changed for the better since then. First Level of Hell - Limbo Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad. I got Level 4 last time. Also, I remembered that reading Level 9's was depressing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stingerhs Posted March 29, 2005 Share Posted March 29, 2005 wow, i'm in purgatory, assuming i was about to drop dead just now. >_> seriously, that was a pretty cool test. good find Devon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor Devon Posted March 29, 2005 Author Share Posted March 29, 2005 Originally posted by stingerhs wow, i'm in purgatory, assuming i was about to drop dead just now. >_> seriously, that was a pretty cool test. good find Devon. How'd you make it there? I ended up at level 9 (and didn't exagerrate). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shok_Tinoktin Posted March 29, 2005 Share Posted March 29, 2005 I got level 4, but it is a horrible representation of me. It confuses the idea that I think people have the right to be greedy, for I am greedy myself. EDIT: I reinterpreted some of the questions, and I got first level. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted March 29, 2005 Share Posted March 29, 2005 The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 5 times. The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Fifth Level of Hell! Fifth Level of Hell The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx. Perfect. No, really, just perfect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stingerhs Posted March 29, 2005 Share Posted March 29, 2005 Originally posted by Emperor Devon How'd you make it there? I ended up at level 9 (and didn't exagerrate). umm, cuz i was honest??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoneDragon Posted March 29, 2005 Share Posted March 29, 2005 Purgatory -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nas77 Posted March 29, 2005 Share Posted March 29, 2005 I got the 8th level of hell, the Malebolge. That's not good... I mean, ok so I like violent movies and some people really do have it coming, but that's a bit harsh. I play LS on Kotor more than DS! Doesn't that count for anything! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChAiNz.2da Posted March 29, 2005 Share Posted March 29, 2005 Level 6?!? Man, I must be the biggest "Closet-Bastard" alive... I thought I was a nice guy I think I need to go back and change my answers just to feel better about myself.. I guess any thoughts of food and the ability to spend your money on what you like isn't "pious-like"... oh well... Kewl test though Emperor Devon, definitely a twist from the 'standard' tests you see lying around on the Net Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
montnoir Posted March 29, 2005 Share Posted March 29, 2005 First level of hell - Limbo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bastila Posted March 29, 2005 Share Posted March 29, 2005 i just did it and got ninth level, to be tormented by Satan oh fun for me lol, i also did it agian and spent longer on it and got level 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor Devon Posted March 30, 2005 Author Share Posted March 30, 2005 Did anyone aside me get to the 9th level? The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 9 times. The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... Ninth Level of Hell! Ninth Level of Hell This is the deepest level of hell, where the fallen angel Satan himself resides. His wings flap eternally, producing chilling cold winds that freeze the thick ice found in Cocytus. The three faces of Satan, black, red, and yellow, can be seen with mouths gushing bloody foam and eyes forever weeping, as they chew on the three traitors, Judas, Brutus, and Cassius. This place is furthest removed from the source of all light and warmth. Sinners here are frozen deep in the ice, faces out, eyes and mouths frozen shut. Traitors against God, country, family, and benefactors lament their sins in this frigid pit of despair. I always knew I was unethical and evil, but not THAT evil... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abespam Posted March 30, 2005 Share Posted March 30, 2005 I found this test a while back after watching "Constantine" got a bit riveted by the whole hell scenario, im a purgatory man myself how did u manage to get to level 9 ?.. what did u do murder ur best friend ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedHawke Posted March 30, 2005 Share Posted March 30, 2005 Whew! Only the third level of Hell for me... I'm saved! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor Devon Posted March 30, 2005 Author Share Posted March 30, 2005 Originally posted by abespam I found this test a while back after watching "Constantine" got a bit riveted by the whole hell scenario, im a purgatory man myself how did u manage to get to level 9 ?.. what did u do murder ur best friend ? No, I selected options like "I can forsee myself betraying my country" or "I am not loyal to my friends and family through good times and bad" To be honest, I wasn't exagerrating. Originally posted by RedHawke Whew! Only the third level of Hell for me... I'm saved! You're doomed to spend eternity in putrid mud and shadows, where a demon lives (who growls and tears at you with his claws) You consider that being "saved"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthDragon Posted April 1, 2005 Share Posted April 1, 2005 I got level 8 (gulp) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mono_Giganto Posted April 1, 2005 Share Posted April 1, 2005 Originally posted by ChAiNz.2da Level 6?!? Man, I must be the biggest "Closet-Bastard" alive... Same here, fellow 'Heretic'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T7nowhere Posted April 1, 2005 Share Posted April 1, 2005 I got 6th level of hell which is the "Very High" score heh. I suppose its a good thing I am a "Heritic" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FiEND_138 Posted April 1, 2005 Share Posted April 1, 2005 7th Level. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
90SK Posted April 2, 2005 Share Posted April 2, 2005 3rd level:jab1, though some of the questions were a tad odd (appling to those much older than I:rolleyes: ). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor Devon Posted April 2, 2005 Author Share Posted April 2, 2005 Originally posted by C. Skye 3rd level:jab1, though some of the questions were a tad odd (appling to those much older than I:rolleyes: ). But your profile says you're in Limbo... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
90SK Posted April 2, 2005 Share Posted April 2, 2005 Originally posted by Emperor Devon But your profile says you're in Limbo... heh, touchè Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xenocidal Posted April 2, 2005 Share Posted April 2, 2005 First Level of Hell - Limbo -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad. I hope there are promotions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xenocidal Posted April 2, 2005 Share Posted April 2, 2005 So to all those who fear Limbo, its not so bad once you get in. Just boring. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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