lukeiamyourdad Posted May 1, 2005 Share Posted May 1, 2005 So anyway, I was reading a webcomic the other and the author was talking about KOTOR:TSL. He noticed that there was no bathroom. There is no bathroom on the Ebon Hawk. So...how do you poop on the Ebon Hawk? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor Devon Posted May 1, 2005 Share Posted May 1, 2005 Wow... I nver thought about that... Wait a minute... There are six beds in the Ebon Hawk... and nine people (including the main character and exculding droids.) Wait... Where's the kitchen on the Ebon Hawk? Well...I can think of a lot things that aren't on the Ebon Hawk which should be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lukeiamyourdad Posted May 1, 2005 Author Share Posted May 1, 2005 Well, without a kitchen, you can still eat food, but without a bathroom...you can't poop. Unless they poop in the cargo compartment...poor Handmaiden... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor Devon Posted May 1, 2005 Share Posted May 1, 2005 Do you ever see any food anywhere on the Ebon Hawk? Any containers with some food inside? No. I find the number of beds and number of party members quite disturbing. That's one improvement which needs to be in KOTOR 3: It has to look like people actually live in the areas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lukeiamyourdad Posted May 1, 2005 Author Share Posted May 1, 2005 What about the hidden container in the cargo hold? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mav Posted May 1, 2005 Share Posted May 1, 2005 I say someone should model a port-o-potty and put it in the Hawk, right next to the hyperdrive Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vladimir-Vlada Posted May 1, 2005 Share Posted May 1, 2005 So...how do you poop on the Ebon Hawk? You have a point there... Do you know about the cargo room? Well I think I know what are they keeping there... ( ) But there is another question... You said that there is no bathroom... So, that means that there is no shower or bathtub. Then do they even take a bath? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PoM Posted May 1, 2005 Share Posted May 1, 2005 Nope, they go to Manaan and svim in the water that Revan poisoned. Then they got eaten by some firaxa sharks.* *Poison resisting firaxa sharks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tk102 Posted May 1, 2005 Share Posted May 1, 2005 Originally posted by lukeiamyourdad So anyway, I was reading a webcomic the other and the author was talking about KOTOR:TSL. He noticed that there was no bathroom. There is no bathroom on the Ebon Hawk. Please direct requests to this thread. Maybe Shosey's Ebon Hawk Basement mod... (Hmm, nobody ever eats in the game either, so...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lukeiamyourdad Posted May 1, 2005 Author Share Posted May 1, 2005 It wasn't a request for anything. It's just an observation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tk102 Posted May 1, 2005 Share Posted May 1, 2005 I know. It was my poor attempt at humor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Hidden One Posted May 1, 2005 Share Posted May 1, 2005 In one cutscene I remeber one guy mentioning food that comes ou of a spout somewhere on the Ebon Hawk. Video Game characters are so unclean. Makes me wanna blow chunks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RevanA4 Posted May 1, 2005 Share Posted May 1, 2005 errr what the heck well anyway why aren't there any bathrooms anywhere in the game as for the halk there isn't any in the movies either Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aleggy Posted May 1, 2005 Share Posted May 1, 2005 Originally posted by Emperor Devon Do you ever see any food anywhere on the Ebon Hawk? Any containers with some food inside? No. I find the number of beds and number of party members quite disturbing. That's one improvement which needs to be in KOTOR 3: It has to look like people actually live in the areas. actually there is in the cargo hold if you remember in kotor you have to examine the food supplies to find out theres a stowaway on board back on topic: maybe the ebon hawk was only built for short journeys where you can nap on th way but you poop wash and eat at the spaceports p.s. what about jengo fetts ship, or the mellenium falcon or the imperial star cruiser (or maybe that was what that big dome thingy we saw darth vader in was, if it was nice design plenty of air conditioning) pps completely off topic sort of: i dont recall a toilet on the uss enterprise either Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lukeiamyourdad Posted May 1, 2005 Author Share Posted May 1, 2005 Conclusion: Science Fiction Boycotts bathrooms Isn't hyperspace travel supposed to take days? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aleggy Posted May 1, 2005 Share Posted May 1, 2005 um it can take days ur right it all depends on the distance but since this is all fictional and not an exact science i cant tell you how long hyperspeed takes depending on the distance traveled but anyway does it really matter i mean its all fictional and we dont really want to know the colour of their poop or how many times they pee now if it was a daycare nursery it'd be a different story all the people would be saying oh isnt that cute and how did its poop come out yellow when the baby food was a kind of orangy colour and why does this baby always want to pee after i've taken the nappy off and before i put the clean one on so i have to change my top yet aging Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lukeiamyourdad Posted May 2, 2005 Author Share Posted May 2, 2005 Hey, it's just for realism you know. It would be more realistic to include a bathroom. We don't need to see what happens, just its presence would be enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Lion54 Posted May 2, 2005 Share Posted May 2, 2005 Originally posted by lukeiamyourdad Conclusion: Science Fiction Boycotts bathrooms Isn't hyperspace travel supposed to take days? Maybe there is a bathroom in EP3. That might be a plot twist that hasn't been leaked or obviously going to happen. um, probably not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedHawke Posted May 2, 2005 Share Posted May 2, 2005 Originally posted by lukeiamyourdad Conclusion: Science Fiction Boycotts bathrooms Agreed, we never see any bathrooms or have them mentioned the only exception to this is B5 and DS9, that I recall anyway. Originally posted by lukeiamyourdad Isn't hyperspace travel supposed to take days? Sometimes even weeks! I always thought that that little room where Juhani was in K1 and HK is in TSL would have been a perfect place for one. Come to think of it we don't see any bathing facilities either... *No wonder why Jolee was so cranky!* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gravitons Posted May 2, 2005 Share Posted May 2, 2005 Does the Deathstar have a bathroom? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor Devon Posted May 2, 2005 Share Posted May 2, 2005 Originally posted by Gravitons Does the Deathstar have a bathroom? Hundreds. Maybe thousands. Hey, there aren't any books, drawing paper, or TVs on the Ebon Hawk. What do the party members do for entertainment? Talk to each other? I'll never look at the Ebon Hawk the same way again. Maybe... There are areas in the Ebon Hawk you don't see. In KOTOR, if you choose Canderous to go and rescue the rest of the crew, he says he'll go to the armoury to burn himself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lukeiamyourdad Posted May 2, 2005 Author Share Posted May 2, 2005 Originally posted by Emperor Devon Hey, there aren't any books, drawing paper, or TVs on the Ebon Hawk. What do the party members do for entertainment? Talk to each other? They meditate, make grenades, computer spikes, maintain the ship, play pazaak, sleep... Originally posted by Emperor Devon Maybe... There are areas in the Ebon Hawk you don't see. In KOTOR, if you choose Canderous to go and rescue the rest of the crew, he says he'll go to the armoury to burn himself. I think he was simply in the cargo compartment. But reading that was funny For some reason... I'm really tired... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stingerhs Posted May 2, 2005 Share Posted May 2, 2005 ^^^^ then get some sleep, durn it!! you're making me tired just talking about it. anyways, i think it was Jolee that pointed out that the food synthesizer was terrible. as for a bathroom, maybe they have this little area near the dormitory..... >_> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gravitons Posted May 2, 2005 Share Posted May 2, 2005 Originally posted by stingerhs ^^^^ then get some sleep, durn it!! you're making me tired just talking about it. anyways, i think it was Jolee that pointed out that the food synthesizer was terrible. as for a bathroom, maybe they have this little area near the dormitory..... >_> Or they give the waste to t3 and he converts it into water and food. Imagine apple juice and chocolate cookies. Problem solved. Food for everyone, waste goes away. Yummy:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted May 2, 2005 Share Posted May 2, 2005 Well, the Jedi may have some Force power to make poop or pee disappear, but as for the rest, that's confusing. Maybe they wear auto-poop-disintegrators in their undies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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