George Lucas Answered my Question!

[Jeff]

I feel this is something I need to share with everyone. It is the phoniest thing I have ever seen. I'm sure you're all well aware that http://www.supershadow.com is a fraud site, and Mickey Suttle is a fraud as well. Well, I submitted a question to George Lucas in the "George Lucas Exclusive Interviews" section at the site. And I got a response! I asked, "Are you 100% that there is going to be Episodes 7 - 9? I am the biggest Star Wars fan out there. Shadow is the best thing that has happened to Star Wars." Of course, I know there is not going to be episodes 7-9. I knew that since I praised shadow he would answer me. Here it is:

George Lucas: I'm probably not going to be alive when work begins on Episode 7 so this kind of question needs to be addressed to SuperShadow. If Shadow wants to make the sequels, then they will get made. It�s all on Shadow.

Wait, theres more! My apparent praise of shadow reminded "George Lucas" to remind everyone else how great supershadow really is.

I would like to take a second to thank Shadow for all his hard work. Without Shadow, the prequels would not be the instant classics they have all become. We should all pray day and night that Shadow always keeps his drive for Star Wars intact. We can't go on without him. He's indispensable to Star Wars.

That sounds almost as bad as "George Lucas" saying

I encourage all the fans to buy all the Star Wars video games and buy additional copies for your family and friends. Try to buy as much Star Wars merchandise as possible. I would really appreciate it.

 

I know I'm making a bigger deal of the response than it really is, but it amazes me that he can make this stuff up.

 

Supershadow is so full of himself.

 

Anybody else ever submit a question and get an answer back?

[REDJOHNNYMIKE]

Yup, I was just talking to him, and he recommended you for the Star Wars movie GL has given me control of:D

[Aash Li]

Wow. And I thought I was full of myself! (lol joking, Im not).

 

If that guys head got any bigger it would leave a huge mess in his parents basement when it exploded. hehe

 

He's probly really skinny and transluscent from not seeing the sun in several years, and has huge glasses taped together. (gee talk about a stereotype haha).

[Vladimir-Vlada]

:rofl: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!

 

That's the funniest thing I heard all day! I'm going to write an e-mail myself to see what kind of BULLS**T this guy is going to write.

[Aash Li]

Vlada dear, you should probly trim that sig, its *really* long ^_^;

[Jeff]

Originally posted by Vladimir-Vlada

:rofl: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!

 

That's the funniest thing I heard all day! I'm going to write an e-mail myself to see what kind of BULLS**T this guy is going to write.

I welcome you to post his response. They're hilarious!

 

Make sure you include something about "Biggest Fan" and "Supershadow rules" and you'll definately get a response.

[Vladimir-Vlada]

Originally posted by DarthMoeller

I welcome you to post his response. They're hilarious!

 

Make sure you include something about "Biggest Fan" and "Supershadow rules" and you'll definately get a response.

I already did. I also inserted that: "SuperShadow fullfilled my life and I want to make a movie!" crap.

 

I just can't wait to see what is he going to write.

 

P.S. Can this be the official: Let's make fun out of SuperShadow thread. I would really like that.

[Lorden Darkblade]

This "SuperShadow" must be a 11 years old boy with no social life.

[Jeff]

Originally posted by Uchiha Itachi

This "SuperShadow" must be a 11 years old boy with no social life.

I think he is an adult. He's been around for a little while now, from what I've heard.

 

And yeah, I agree with Vlad. Post the funniest responses from GL you can find here!

[Emperor Devon]

Hey... No fair!

 

I sent Supershadow hate mail, and I got no response! Why won't he respond to my hate mail?

 

I'm not kidding. I actually sent Supershadow some hate mail.

[Jeff]

Originally posted by Emperor Devon

Hey... No fair!

 

I sent Supershadow hate mail, and I got no response! Why won't he respond to my hate mail?

 

I'm not kidding. I actually sent Supershadow some hate mail.

I have sent him some stuff saying something like "...but I know this will never be answered because it contradicts what the fake george lucas has already said." Luckily he can't tell who is sending.

[Prime]

Originally posted by Aash Li

Vlada dear, you should probly trim that sig, its *really* long ^_^;

Yes. Please do Vlada...

[Vladimir-Vlada]

Damn! He did not respond to my question. Perhaps I should ask him something about 7,8 and 9 episodes ( ). I'll check back later.

 

Yes. Please do Vlada...

What's wrong with my signature?

[Aash Li]

I already told you, its too long. 9 lines (counting line breaks) is way over the max of signature politeness. Generally I never go over 2 myself.

[Bastila]

This funny stuff :rofl:

 

Maybe you should ask if you and GL are good friends how comes his never mention you at all??

[Jeff]

Originally posted by Bastila

This funny stuff :rofl:

 

Maybe you should ask if you and GL are good friends how comes his never mention you at all??

He only chooses answers that sound like the questionee believes his scam is real. And plus, this is "George Lucas" answering, not supershadow...

[Darth InSidious]

Heh. This is more fake than a nine-bob note.....

I mean, this "George Lucas" doesn't even sound like Lucas does!

 

And as for some of the "information" on his site - I am pretty sure that there was no Darth Secretus - it's just a tad too obvious....And the sith ranking system begins with "reveridian" - Huh? Green again? And he doesn't include Revan in that list!

 

Also, Ian McDiarmid said after Ep II that he thought that Palpatine was a distillation of the Dark Side!

 

This "SuperShadow" is a pile of nonsense - anyone can claim to be buddy-buddy with GL and to have exclusive interviews.

[Aash Li]

Yes we all know Super Shadow is a scam cooked up by some delusional guy.

[Darth InSidious]

Sorry, I have a habit of stating the obvious

[Jeff]

I found an even more hilarious one than before. First, I need to show you all this fan letter from June 27th.

Q: How is Jar Jar Binks so popular if everyone hates him? All my friends hate him because they think he is annoying. How is he the most popular character if no one likes Jar Jar?

 

 

George Lucas: I don’t like to cast dispersions on the fans (obviously you do-Moeller) because I know you mean well, but what I have found is that 99 % of the Jar Jar Binks haters are failures at life. In essence, these haters are taking out their frustrations at life on Jar Jar. I don’t mean to be cruel, but we need to examine the facts. Jar Jar Binks receives more than ten times the amount of mail at Lucasfilm than any other character. The most popular Star Wars collectibles are all Jar Jar related.

 

Now the failures at life who have no money, no women and no future will spend all day on the Internet talking about how they hate Jar Jar Binks. This is very sad. The Phantom Menace is one of the top five films of all time. Most of the success of the first prequel film is due to Jar Jar Binks. Just because your friends hate Jar Jar is irrelevant. If you would spend your time trying to be a winner at life instead of hating Jar Jar, you and your friends might actually accomplish something worthwhile in life.

Hilarious, huh? Now, listen to this letter from the same person.

 

"Dear Nice Person. Here's another apology – hopefully, a better one. I had no business telling you what to do on your own web site and I'm sorry about having done so. I hope you can forgive me. I "yelled at" you for being touchy on the subject of Jar Jar Binks, but I'm every bit as touchy as you seem to be, just on a different subject.

 

I should have followed my own advice and not written when I was upset. When it comes to the subject of George Lucas, I don't think I'll ever be able to be calm and rational and that's why I'll have to avoid reading your column – probably forever. I thought you were portraying him as a hot head, I didn't like it, and I'd undoubtedly yell at you again if I read your column and saw you getting mad at fans again.

 

Though I still don't understand why the subject of Jar Jar gets you so riled, I DO know why I get upset if Mr. Lucas is portrayed unfairly. I LOVE HIM. He (via the Star Wars movies) has given me countless hours of happiness. I feel very, very grateful for that. When I was alone in the world--the only person I knew of with Force-type things happening to them--the Star Wars movies were like a "Force-users support group" for me.

 

Before my daughter started experiencing the same type of things that I do, Luke Skywalker was the guy I could look to and say, "See, I'm not alone." Because of this, I just can't even explain how much I care about Mr. Lucas for bringing me these movies. "

George Lucas: I cried for several minutes after reading your comments. You really touched my heart. You have a great gift with words and know how to tell it like it is. I wish more fans were as caring about others as you are. The Force truly is with you.

 

EDIT: WOW! I just found another question to GL that almost deserves its own post, but I'll just add it to this one.

 

"Hi Mr. Lucas. I'm writing in response to one of the comments posted on July 19 - the one that totally rags on you for dating super models. First of all, dating super models is awesome. He asks: "What the **** does dating a model have anything to do with being successful?" My answer, "duh, it's the fact that you can date a super model, dork!" And as for his comment saying that "you are one of the typically "unattractive" ones," I am here to tell you that you are one of the most attractive men I have ever seen! So, in short, don't let idiots like "Dating super models is stupid" guy get you down. We all love you!"

 

George Lucas: People tend to be extremely jealous of me because I’m a multi-billionaire with a full head of hair and rugged mountain good looks. It is only natural that people want to be me. Those who can’t be like me then make fun of me in order to cover up their many inferiorities.

 

 

EDIT 2: I just sent George a question:

 

"Mr. Lucas, I really respect you, but I have to disagree with you on something. My dad is a very sucessful employee with IBM, the worlds leading computer company. He is very rich and good looking. He is also a big star wars fan. But when he saw the Phantom Menace, he hated Jar Jar. I know most people that dislike Jar Jar turn out to be unsuccessful failures, but I have to say you're wrong about my dad."

Of course, my dad isn't very rich and good looking, but I want to know what he says (if he responds at all).

[Darth InSidious]

Why not send "GL" a question about KotOR modding?

Or would that be tempting fate?

[Aash Li]

lols @ those emails and replies.

 

I had thought I had a very over active imagination. But upon reading these flights of fancy, I must concede to the person with the larger imagination.

 

Here's to you SuperShadow, may you suffer a stroke so I dont have to feel inferior anymore! hehehe

 

(Im teasing of course).

[Emperor Devon]

^^^

 

Send him hate-mail if you intently dislike him.

[Darth InSidious]

Or a horse's head :

[Emperor Devon]

Originally posted by Darth InSidious

Or a horse's head :

 

BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

 

That's hilarious... I can imagine SS waking up, thinking "I'll go post more **** on my site..." And then he sees a horse's head, with blood everywhere!