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**** supershadow . we shouldn't even be humoring him by having a thread about him(even though we are dissing him). Its attention that he craves.

 

to re-iterate : **** supershadow.

 

He is a disgrace to all the great SW fansites/forums out there with hard working and knowledgable staff, like here, MF.com, TFN, EB, Jedi.Net etc.

 

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His site was mentioned around here some time ago. I visited it, and laughed myself to death.

Did anyone read his episode 7-9 stories? I think he's a depressed 7-year old:p

Did anyone see his/it's site? It looks amturistic, and certainly not as professional as the OFFICIAL Star Wars site.

 

I've read his Episode 7 plot, and came across these lines:

The Cloud City of Bespin has been converted into one of the many Jedi training facilities located all throughout the galaxy.

 

Bespin isn't strong in the Force. The Jedi only settle on Force-planets alike Coruscant (many people), Yavin 4 (Exar Kun), Korriban (Sith tombs), etc.

 

It's like saying they will build an airport under water :p

 

Another quote:

These Dark Jedi are seeking to re-establish the legacy of Darth Vader and, hence, they wear a more-advanced-looking version of Darth Vader's mask, helmet and body armor in honor of their fallen hero.

 

Yeah! Let's cut our arms and legs of, burn ourselfs, so we can wear DV's armor! YEAH!!

I don't need to explain the stupidity of this quote...

 

Padawans Anakin Solo (son of Han Solo and Leia Organa) and Ben Skywalker (son of Luke Skywalker and Mara Jade) are walking by the computer area.

 

And to 'destroy' Supershadow:

Anakin dies in the Yuuzhan Vong war, on the age of 16, far before SS' 'episode' 7 takes place :p

 

Everything i've said here, can be confirmed at the OFFICIAL Sw site:

http://www.starwars.com

 

And for the people who like to laugh a bit about a 7-year old fraud:

'Episode 7 script'

http://www.starwarssequeltrilogy.com/

 

 

*Hails teh Mightey admins*

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Yeah! Let's cut our arms and legs of, burn ourselfs, so we can wear DV's armor! YEAH!!

I don't need to explain the stupidity of this quote...

 

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! :lol::rofl:

i checked out supershadow sometime back, i just couldnt find this thread :D what a moron. if i was lucas, i wouldve sent a hitman on him who would be so scary, he would sh*t in his pants :lol:

 

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oh my god! i HAVE to post this.

some guy there asked "george" this q:

Hey GL, I could not answer a question my friend asked me the other day and I really want to know. What is the difference between Sith and Dark Jedi? And I personally think that Dark Jedi are stronger because they have light sabers just like the Jedi so it would be easier to fool them. Love the films and games! PLEASE POST! Greetz Dre and Jeff.

 

fair enough, but check out this bulls**t:

 

George Lucas: The Sith are a religious sect known as the Sith Order. The Sith follow the teachings and magical ways of the Sith species. The Sith have holocrons that instruct them on how to construct red-bladed light sabers, how to do battle with light sabers and these holocrons reveal the entire history of the Sith Order. The Sith limit their numbers to two: a master and an apprentice.

 

what "special guidance" do you need to construct a "red-bladed lightsaber"? just make a damn saber and shove a red crystal in it. and TWO sith? you nut! how will the sith conquer the galaxy with only TWO ppl? say PAIRS OF TWO, moron. and BTW: jedi follow the same system.

 

The Dark Jedi are not well organized like the Sith. They do not limit their numbers and they do not follow the traditions of the Sith Order. Also the Dark Jedi do not have any holocrons that reveal how they are to build light sabers and similar stuff like that.

 

oh really? then how do we see dark jedi in kotor saying "lord malak was most displeased..." then waving sabers around in KotOR??

 

All and all, the Sith are well organized with the purpose to conquer the galaxy. In contrast, the Dark Jedi are not well organized that exist in small packs that go around stealing in order to make ends meet. The average Sith is much more powerful than the average Dark Jedi.

 

really? then why is korriban stuffed chock-full of dark jedi? they dont steal, as far as i can tell.

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Another thing on the topic of sueing, he has been sued. Once, by Georg Lucas himself, for plagery (from his StarWars.com site) and for impersonating him, as well as protraying him as what he is not.

 

Obviously, the trial was won by Supershadow saying that it was all fun and games. To this day, he still continues to do the same **** that he did that got him sued, and can't be tried again. He's just an overzealous prick who.. apparantly, likes George Lucas a little *too* much.

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I had never seen SS's site before today, but on the front page was this

 

Hey SuperShadow, still scoring? (SuperShadow: Stuck permanently in hyper drive mode. Can you see what I mean?) How powerful do you think the Star Wars universe is compared to other sci-fi universes? (SuperShadow: Star Wars is a pretty primitive civilization technology wise. They don’t have transporters, food replicator or even simple time machines. The Mirader Empire is millions of years ahead of the Star Wars galaxy.) And what do you say about the technically-minded Star Wars fans? (SuperShadow: Some people are obsessed with how things work. You can’t fault them. To each his own.)

 

Hey SS, how’s it hanging? (SuperShadow: To the ground and beyond. Get the drift.) I was wondering if Earth would ever be included in the Star Wars series or would it be in some crappy fan-fiction novel? (SuperShadow: Have you ever bothered to watch the Star Wars movies? Clearly the Star Wars galaxy is far, far away from our own Milky Way galaxy. Even though the people of Star Wars are kinda advanced, they still lack the ability to travel between galaxies.) I think that if it ever would be included the Jedi and Sith would be like two warring religions like the Jedi would be similar to Christians and Sith would be bad. (SuperShadow: Great analogy.) You prolly gonna say its a really lame idea, but maybe other fans would like to know. Thanks. (SuperShadow: Your idea is not realistic. Only the Mirader Empire can travel freely between all galaxies in the Universe.)

 

 

The kid says to the ground and beyond. LOL That is just hilarious. I added the first one because when the guy asks if he is still scoring he says he's permenantly stuck in hyperdrive. I love that.

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My dream:

 

SS is sitting in front of his computer, grinning

 

SS: *geeky chuckle* I am so uber. I ****ing pwn every SW n00b in the galaxy, lol! roffle!

 

Police break his door and come in

 

SS: Omaigod, whattehfuh?

Police: Die, MOTHA****A!!!!

 

[edit: Extreme violence removed. While the image of a mob of angry fans tearing SuperShadow apart may appeal to many, let's leave such graphic descriptions of violence and torture off our forums please, thanks!]

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By Alkonium:

He really should have lost that trial.

 

The best thing about SW is also it's worst point in this case. The reason why we can mod freely? GL has decided that anyone can do with the SW Universe as he likes, as long as he doesn't make money of it.

That's why SW: Revelations (short but very good fan-movie) didn't get sued. They just did it for fun, and shared it with others.

 

And that's exactly what SS did. Only he does it on a far, far larger scale, and comes up with interviews with George Lucas that didn't take place. (Will never, because nerds like SS never leave home ^^)

 

By Sabretooth:

SS, his body equal to Anakin's in Ep 3, is thrown out. One fan (you) drags his body over barbed wire, poke brands into his eye and body, while others flog him. He is then thrown into a giant pan being heated. You watch him in pain and suffering. And then you realise you should have saved some stuff for Lucas, Jar-Jar, Bill Gates

 

Could you try to make a new (un)Fan-fic about it? :p

 

@ Topic:

In my op, there's only one solution for this problem, my old friend the Gau-8 Avenger gattling:

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Eat lead SuperShadow!!

 

*raises pitchfork*

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His site was mentioned around here some time ago. I visited it, and laughed myself to death.

Did anyone read his episode 7-9 stories? I think he's a depressed 7-year old:p

Did anyone see his/it's site? It looks amturistic, and certainly not as professional as the OFFICIAL Star Wars site.

 

I've read his Episode 7 plot, and came across these lines:

 

 

Bespin isn't strong in the Force. The Jedi only settle on Force-planets alike Coruscant (many people), Yavin 4 (Exar Kun), Korriban (Sith tombs), etc.

 

It's like saying they will build an airport under water :p

 

Another quote:

 

 

Yeah! Let's cut our arms and legs of, burn ourselfs, so we can wear DV's armor! YEAH!!

I don't need to explain the stupidity of this quote...

 

 

 

And to 'destroy' Supershadow:

Anakin dies in the Yuuzhan Vong war, on the age of 16, far before SS' 'episode' 7 takes place :p

 

Everything i've said here, can be confirmed at the OFFICIAL Sw site:

http://www.starwars.com

 

And for the people who like to laugh a bit about a 7-year old fraud:

'Episode 7 script'

http://www.starwarssequeltrilogy.com/

 

 

*Hails teh Mightey admins*

:lock:

 

 

Don't worry, SuperShadow gets around this by claiming that Lucas "doesn't care about the EU" and "thinks it's fake" (he also claims that Lucas only likes reading the comic books and plays KOTOR sometimes), even though SuperShadow (and "George Lucas" whose name he puts to those Episode 7-9 scripts) freely uses EU characters.

 

Basically SS's claim is that he is the real "force" behind Star Wars. He helped plan, write, and edit the prequels and came up with the concept of Midichlorians and he has cameos in all three movies. He'll have a hand in the TV show too, and will direct and cast Episodes 7-9 (and 10-12) in the future with fans of his site. He claims to be a highly paid LucasFilm employee, and close friends with George Lucas, and knows all that George knows, and that George takes his advice seriously. He's constantly "forwarding" ideas of fans that send him feedback on his site to his pal Lucas. SS's site is the official site of George Lucas, where Lucas can "speak freely with his fans" away from the "official" world of StarWars.com and all the other major sites. It's the only place for "real" information on Star Wars straight from the source. SuperShadow is the ultimate fanboy, because he has the ear of King George. He can even make fun of George and the Flanneled One takes it in stride because he respects SS so much and all he's "done for Star Wars."

 

That's the fantasy world of SuperShadow. He's also a major documentary filmmaker and expert on the paranormal. He's an exemplary Christian. He's also a ladies man who is "constantly scoring" just like Lucas, who constantly dates hot supermodels and throws his wealth around like a playboy millionaire. He's living the good life, and showing fans how much he cares.

 

Remember this all started as just another "Episode I rumors page" back in 1998. Whoever started the site back then, Suttle by himself or with others, probably dug the attention that he/they got from the massive internet prequel buzz. Sites were fighting over who got "first" this or that and fighting for attention and hits. It isn't much of a stretch to see a desperate webmaster tossing in some "unconfirmed" (or even plain made up) bits to make himself more popular. Little lies give way to bigger ones, and it could all just snowball from there.

 

So this elaborate persona is either the product of a slightly deranged mind, or a self-conscious hoax. I almost buy the bit about a group of guys doing it as a long-term prank. Just one guy doing it as a prank he doesn't believe in seems like more a stretch to me.

 

Most internet pranks don't last this long or grow this much, or they are eventually revealed as a simple hoax. Instead SS, despite all his mistakes and outrageous claims, seems on the surface to be deadly serious. He hasn't succumbed to defending himself against outside claims, he pretty much just pretends that outside criticism doesn't exist. He doesn't acknowledge that places like StarWars.com even exist. SS.com IS Star Wars and George Lucas, no place else, it seems. And he can get away with it because he claims "everything about SuperShadow is above top secret" (except periodic bragging about his productive relationship with Lucas or some lingerie model).

 

The fact that he apparently has dozens or hundreds of people who believe that he really is all he says he is and eating out of his hand could give any internet nerd a big head. That's why I think we have so many blogs nowadays, if you don't mind my making a massive generalization. ;)

 

But in the crazy mixed up world of SS, the "logic" makes perfect sense. The contradictions in his statements may also be a self-conscious attempt to emulate Lucas's own style of changing his mind and then accusing people of misinterpreting or misquoting him. Of course he portrays Lucas as a bratty snob who only cares if fans kiss his @$$ and buy all his merchandise because he's the greatest thing in the world, just like SuperShadow.

 

Maybe he's just a lonely guy trying to leave his mark on the world by starting his own internet meme? If so, it seems to be working. I guess in the end, for the sake of the few people he fools though, I don't mind giving him some of that attention he (or they) crave. Plus there's great comedy material there... ;)

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Personally, I would promote and love to read comedic fan fiction about SuperShadow, so long as it doesn't involve some sick fantasy about killing him or raping him or something (which is what many people apparently fantasize about doing). Just don't even go there. I don't care how annoying or stupid somebody on the internet is, don't even joke about that with me. :p

 

A few people have set out to make parodies of SuperShadow's page, but nobody's really done an extensive parody or fan fiction about him as a character or his bizarro star wars world or made-up career as an Ed Wood style filmmaker of alien documentaries or something. Someplace like SouloftheJedi.com would seem like the kind of place to write a story about him and submit it. Some people have whined that that place is just a bunch of "only the six movies are true Star Wars" fanboy jerks, but they have a lot of rather humorous stories, satirizing all sorts of fandom and expanded universe stuff. It might fit right in, and even better.. inspire others to continue the mockery. ;)

 

 

As to the info he posts in his "answers" to people he often mixes in "canon" accurate information with his lies and half truths. Sometimes he uses the EU, other times he says the EU is "fake." As I said, if he ever mentions a part of the EU that is "good" he claims the KOTOR games and comics, claiming that he likes them because Lucas likes them (but characterizes Lucas as disdaining the rest of the EU, only having it to make money). Other times he's sounded like he hasn't really played KOTOR to know basic information about it, so who knows if that part is even true. In his early "Lucas interviews" it was clear that he was using mostly genuine Lucas quotes (except for a few obviously made up butt-kissing remarks about SuperShadow, the quotes were copied and pasted out of context from real George Lucas interviews of the past, edited together to look like he was answering questions from SuperShadow or that SS was addressing to him from fans to his site). After he ran out of those, he just started making them all up, as becomes clear in his (almost weekly) interview posts. Patterns start to emerge, as the "Lucas" personality seems almost the same as the "SuperShadow" personality. He's rich and talented, snoby, a ladie's man (though SuperShadow portrays himself as, athletic dashing and handsome while Lucas is fat, old and unattractive, but this seems to be a portrayal of the two as buddies who insult each other as a joke, and that Lucas just takes it because he's such a friend and doesn't insult him back). "Lucas" strongly believes in God (though this mirrors the real Lucas, notice how he doesn't go into much detail about his own religious beliefs, though SS's version of Lucas mirrors SS's "I'm an awesome Christian" braggery, but without details), while strongly acting like he has a god complex (egomaniac, controls people, basking in his power and influence over others) and judges them as "nerds" and people with "no lives," comparing their poverty and dreary existence to his glamorous rockstar lifestyle and endless creativity and talent. Is SS making fun of Lucas through a strawman impersonation of him? Or is he saying what he would do if he were in Lucas's place?

 

 

Btw, where was it ever established that SS was sued or taken to trial? I have never heard anything about that. The only thing I'd ever heard about legal action was in his "Site disclaimer" (you can read about that on Wikipedia), wherein he was rumored to have gotten a call from a LucasFilm lawyer for copyright infringement or something like that. He got scared, and put up a hasty disclaimer on his page saying it wasn't meant to infringe or misrepresent Lucas and that he was sorry, wouldn't talk mention his name anymore, etc. And he took down his "premium" page. However, somebody on SW.com forums claims they actually placed the call, PRETENDING to be some lawyer, and got him to change the page. When SuperShadow himself found out about this (and getting himself permanently banned from SW.com forums, as well as several other major sites) he took down the disclaimer and continued on more vigorously than before (though his "premium section" is permanently gone). So as far as I ever heard, he's never been sued or taken to trial for this, but if you have information to the contrary, cite your source.

 

I know his site has been hacked multiple times by different people or groups, and his site has been down due to technical difficulties, but I never heard of it going down for some actual action on the part of Lucas or one of his companies moving against Mickey Suttle or anyone else connected with it. Suttle (or somebody claiming to be Suttle) apparently tried to attack Wookieepedia (the Star Wars Wiki) but that just promoted more stringent moderation of the site itself and possibly his IP(s) being banned.

 

All the info I have comes from those articles on Wikipedia (and Starwars Wiki) about him and their links, or SuperShadow's own page (but he never talks about anything legal on his page and the info is highly suspect, obviously).

 

I'm cool with a thread like this, which is obviously popular, but if some of the mods who are more regulars on this particular forum feel it's out of place, feel free to lock it, I don't want to tread on any toes, obviously!

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Well, ya gotz two options...

 

1. In an odd bit of irony (since he enjoys playing the G-man) what if George Lucas was to hack his site? Surely someone here has experience in that area of "expertise";)

 

2. zOMG! TEH AWESOMESTEST SITE EVERZ: "UberShadow42.com"!!!!1111!!!!!!!111!!!!11

Why should he have all the fun? Let's smack him down with the truth....the "real" truth, about Life, George Lucas, and Everything! as we wish it

The ultimate propaganda war, the greatest of all time, both the lamest and 1337357 conflict in history!

 

A short time after I originally started my site one of my, and my close personal friend george lucas', most hated enemies (supershadow) had me abducted by south american rebels and taken to their base in antarctica, there they tortured me for SW intel and twisted that information for use as weapons in direct attacks against my close personal friend George's character and reputation. I am pleased to announce that I have escaped and returned to my duties as close personal friend of George Lucas and Senior Co-Creator of Star Wars.

 

Let's kick off my new site with an interesting fact you might not know;)

Did you know that just yesterday I was reminding George of how I'd rewritten part of the story for him so his movie was the best ever. One thing that didn't make it into my movie (I fired the stupid dumb guy who exposed the film!) was that Jar Jar Binks actually is force sensitive and he has more midichlorians than Anakin, which is why Anakin was born with so much force power after Jar Jar secretly married Miss Skywalker and impregnated her with midichlorians.

George has been trying to put it off for a while because he's busy with his supermodels, but I got tired of it and said I'd fire him if he didn't finish his new book about Jar Jar and his secret shadow government of superforcepowered agents.

If all goes well (G is really bad at typing and grammar and stuff and he makes mistakes that I don't because I'm more perfect and that's why it may take him longer to finish the book if he makes mistakes) my and to a certain extent his book should be out in newstands everyware september 5 of 2007. You should all buy it and by Star Wars stuff especially KotOR stuff because it's the best because I created it myself and you should help redjohnny with his ship because it's going to be really good and if you don't you won't be famous and get all the supermodels and Famke Jansen like we do and we're going to make a movie about the characters in his story mod and he's going to direct it and get famous and supermodels.

It's really great to be back, and my close personal friend George Lucas said that now that I'm back you shouldn't listen to anything that supershadow says because he isn't good and doesn't get supermodels like us and you should hit him with pointy stuff.

 

Raise your hand if you rule son. Ah Sayed RAYEZ YO HAND IF YOU RULEZ SUN

:waive1:

 

Me->:stick:<-supershadow

 

:laughing: And I do go to the floor

Out the door

They screamin for more

Bigger than canon lore

I shoot you say fore

Yo pride I just tore

:laughing:

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Yeah, RJM had writtern the orignial trilogy yes. George added something here and there, but it was still RJM's masterpiece that we see in the cinema's.

How i know? I played one of the Wookies. To be exact, the one that jumps on the tank-like vehicle. And all the time, George sat in the director seat, with RJM next to him, giving some advices. It was RJM's idea to let Yoda behead the two troopers. George originally wanted Chewbacca to shoot them in the face.

 

He's also right about the Jar-Jar thingy. If you see the movies, you can see Jar-Jar consuming to the Dark Side. He gives emergency powers to his apprentice, and tries to couple Anakin and Padme together. We know the results: Two force sensative children, all created by Jar-Jar. Yes people: Jar-Jar IS Darth Pleigus! George didn't like the part where Jar-Jar killed the Jedi, maried Padme etc, so he left that out...

 

And about Famke Jansen: She's Dutch too. She told me about RJM's plans the other day, while we met in Amsterdam. She said i might actually get a role in RJM's movie. A little one off course. Maybe a Jedi orso..dying after exactly 2 minutes...

 

@RJM:

Did Industries of Light and Magic signed the contract? I can't imagine they would refuse, but we still have to sign Keira Knightley too!

I guess i'll see you saturday, on Malibu.

 

May the dollars be with you ^^

 

 

PS:

Give me my d*mn Dodge Viper back, RJM!!

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Aye! Motion seconded for t3h \/83[2$[-]/-\|)0\/\/!!!!!1111!!!!!111!!!1!1!1!!!!11!!!!!1 zOMFGWTFBBQ?!!1/111!?1/1?11?11/1/1!1/1/1

:D

 

Further interesting facts about Star Wars:

 

Did you know that Kreia was in fact only a Jedi Knight? That Atris was a Bith in disguise? That the Handmaidens are in fact just some random street urchins from Coruscant who dyed their hair white? That the canonical Exile is in fact a Chandra Fan androgynous Jedi, who in the end decided not to fight Kreia and was killed by her in the climatic battle on Raxus Prime?

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@Ztalker, An interesting note, I actually wrote much of episode 3 of our upcoming televised series while auditioning you in amsterdam...IT HAS PULSATING PURPLE DEATH STARS!!!

 

Oh and her input (or the inverse of it:naughty: ) sealed the deal for you. Sadly you do die after 2 minutes, but you come back later (I can't release the details before getting advice from my close personal advisor)

 

What contract do you mean? I sign sooo many contracts, that make cool stuff happen, that I've had to hire another group of strippers just to forge my signatures while I soak in my hot tub with Lucy Liu.

There is a minor contract dispute with Keira however, I told her she can't join the party and get onto the RED list (one step above S list, which is one step above A list) until she stops compulsively destroying her beautiful hair, I mean come on I can't have my slaves associates addicted to to obsessive defolication (unless they tend to play ex-military characters)

 

I was only giving you the opportunity to tell your girls that Johnny drove it, making you even more popular. What are friends for;) I've sent it back to you by Escortgram.

 

@Insidious, Of course I knew that...remember who this is:lol:

 

And is Chandra Fan some EU character I wrote and completely forgot about, or some real life person whose just not cool enough for me to have met?

 

Man you gotz to get the next DVD, we included some backstage footage and soundbytes...That Atris can play the tromboney like aint nobody's business:D

 

*sigh* stop listening to supershadow, Handmaiden is definetely Echani

.....Vader though is another story;)

 

 

All hail the UBERSHADOW, for I am all powerful and if you disturb me I will splash my tall glass of icy lemonade on you and one of my supermodels will have to retrieve another.

Peace out and fight the power within:cool:

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