Your favourite line.

[RC-1162]

its simple, post your faourite movie line. it can be from any movie, you can post up to a max of five.

 

mine is from men in black. before James(will smith) becomes J, he apprehends an alien but doesnt know that it is one.

he shows the alien his badge and says,

"you see that? N-Y-P-D, means i will "knock your punk-a$$ down"

that really cracked me up

[THE MANDALORE]

The movie Pirates of the Caribbean. There were alot of lines that were funny but I remember this:

 

 

 

Jack : You seem somewhat familiar. Have I threatened you before?

 

Will : I make a point of avoiding familiarity with pirates.

 

Jack : Ah, well, then it would be a shame to put a black mark on your record. So, if you'll excuse me… [turns away and is about to leave when Will gets his own sword] Do you think this wise, boy – crossing blades with a pirate?

[montnoir]

"Stick around!" Arnold playing "Dutch" after throwing a machete and pinning a poor chap to the wall in Predator

 

"Those of you still lucky enough to be alive, may take your wretched lives and walk away... but leave the limbs you lost here, they belong to me now." Uma Thurman playing "The Bride" in Kill Bill

 

"Remember when you were a child and every night you looked under your bed, afraid of seeing me there... guess what? I was there every time." Viggo Mortensen playing "Lucifer the Morning Star" in The Prophecy

 

"Fly, you fools!" Ian McKellen playing "Gandalf the Gray" in Fellowship of the... (take a wild guess)

[Soogz]

Danny GLover: One Ugly...

Predator: Mother F***er!

 

Dwight: She doesn't quite chop his head off... She makes a Pez dispenser out of him.

[Aristotélēsticus]

mine is the same as my sig, its the last qoute of NEO in The Matrix.

[stingerhs]

Jurassic Park

*lawyer guy runs to a bathroom in a panic*

Dr. Grant- "Where does he think he's going?"

Ian Malcolm- "When you gotta go, you gotta go."

 

Madagascar

*after the lion stops himself from biting the zebra in the butt*

Lemur Advisor- "You see that?"

Lemur King- "Oh what is a little bite in the butt among friends, hmm? *lifts tail* Here, have a nibble."

 

Star Wars: Episode III

Anakin- "I HATE YOU!!"

Obi-Wan- "You were like a brother to me. I loved you!"

[Bob Lion54]

From "Batman"

Thug : "Don't Kill me!"

Batman: "I'm not going to kill you. I want you to do me a favour."

Thug : "Yea, what?"

Batman: "Tell all you friends about me"

Thug "who are you?"

*Batman pulls the thug so he is staring him right in the eye*

Batman: "I'm Batman."

--------

From "Ninja Turtles : Secret of the Ooze" ( I cheated on this one, gota love IMDB)

Donatello: The perimeter's quiet.

Leonardo: Yeah, a little too quiet.

[Donatello knocks two Foot soldiers out]

Donatello: Well, that was easy!

Leonardo: Yeah, a little too easy.

Donatello: Look! It's Raph!

Michaelangelo: Yeah, a little too Raph.

 

-------

From "Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith"

Obi-wan : "You were like my brother. I loved you!" Edit: Same time post as stingerhs. hehehe. Great minds and such...

------

From Star Wars (take your pick)

"I have a bad feeling about this" (well, some one was bound to say it)

 

------

"Braveheart"

William Wallace: "FREEEEDDOMMMmmmmmm" ( One of the few times a movie has made a tear or two fall)

 

I could go on, but because there was a request for only 5 .........

[MdKnightR]

In Daredevil, after 'Foggy' Nelson spit out the coffee that Matt switched with his-

 

Electra: "Friend of yours?"

 

Matt Murdock: "You know, I've never seen him before."

 

 

Also from Daredevil -

 

Kingpin - "I swear, I'll tell them who you are"

 

Daredevil - "Yeah? Go ahead. Tell 'em. Tell the guys at Rikers all about how you got beat by a blind man. Be like blood in the water."

[THE MANDALORE]

I remembered another good one:

 

Jurrasic Park -

 

Dr. Malcolm:

God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys god. Man creates dinosaur.

Dr. Sattler- Dinosaur eats man, women inherit the earth.

 

lol

[nas77]

The Big Lebowski

 

THUG: (holding a bowling ball) What the f**k is this?

DUDE: Obviously, you're not a golfer.

[El Sitherino]

-Star Wars-

 

You are a part of the rebel alliance and a traitor!

 

The ability to speak does not make you intelligent.

 

For over a thousand generations the Jedi Knights were the guardians of peace and justice, in the Old Republic. Before the dark times, before the Empire.

 

Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hm? And well you should not. For my ally is the Force. And a powerful ally it is. Life creates it. Makes it grow. Its energy surrounds us, and binds us. Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter. You must feel the Force around you. Here between you, me, the rock, the tree, everywhere. Yes, even between land and ship.

 

Mos Eisley spaceport. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

 

Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force.

 

The boy you trained, gone he is, consumed by Darth Vader.

 

The Dark Side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.

 

Once more the Sith will rule the galaxy...

 

You were the Chosen One!

It was said that you would destroy the Sith, not join them!

Bring balance to the Force, not leave it in darkness!

You were my brother, Anakin. I loved you.

 

The Force is with you young Skywalker... but you aren't a Jedi yet.

 

Luke Skywalker: I won't leave you here; I've got to save you!

Anakin: You already have, Luke.

You were right, you were right about me. Tell your sister you were right.

 

 

 

-Fear and Loathing -

 

Good lord, did you eat all this acid?

 

We can't stop here, this is bat country!

 

We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold.

 

We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.

 

Bazooko's Circus is what the world would be doing every Saturday night if the Nazis had won the war. This was the Sixth Reich.

 

There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.

 

-American Psycho-

 

There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me, only an entity, something illusory, and though I can hide my cold gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping you and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable: I simply am not there.

 

I have all the characteristics of a human being- flesh, blood, skin, hair-but not a single clear, identifiable emotion except for greed, and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside me and I don't know why.

 

-Equilibrium-

 

DuPont: Wait, Wait, look at me, look at me, I'm life, I live I, I breathe, I feel, now that you know it can you really take it? Is it really worth the price?

Preston: I pay it gladly.

 

Be careful Preston. You're treading on my dreams.

 

-Ronin-

 

Of course I'm scared! You think I'm reluctant because I'm happy?

 

Spence: You ever kill anybody?

Sam: I hurt somebody's feelings once.

 

Spence: You think too hard.

Sam: Nobody ever told me that before.

 

No questions. No answers. That's the business we're in. You just accept it and move on.

 

-Fifth Element-

 

I am a meat popsicle.

 

So what if the Federal Government scattered your people into the wind? What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Your time for revenge is at hand. Voila, the ZF-1. *activates a ZF-1 and holds it* It's light; handle's adjustable for easy carrying; good for righties and lefties; breaks down into four parts; undectable by X-ray; ideal for quick discreet interventions. A word on firepower. Titanium recharger; 3000-round clip with bursts of 3 to 300. With the replay button, another Zorg invention, it's even easier. *lights reveal a mannequin in a police armor* One shot...*shoots mannequin*...and replay send every following shot to the same location. *shoots at Mangalores but all the bullets go to the mannequin* And to finish the job, all the Zorg oldies but goldies. *fires every weapon at the mannequin as he mentions them* Rocket laucher...arrow launcher with exploding or poisonous gas heads, very practical...our famous net launcher...the always-efficent flamethrower, my favorite...and for the grand finale, the all-new 'Ice-cube System'. *fires a cloud of liquid nitrogen which freezes the remains of the mannequin*

 

Tell you what I do like though. A killer. A dyed in the wool killer! Cold-blooded, clean, methodical and thorough. Now a real killer, when he picked up the ZF1, would have immediately asked about the little red button on the bottom of the gun.

 

Zorg: "This case is empty."

Aknot: "What?"

Zorg: "Empty. The opposite of full. This case is supposed to be full!"

Aknot: "You asked for a case. We brought you a case."

Zorg: "A case with four stones in it! What the hell am I supposed to do with an empty case?"

Aknot: "We are warriors, not merchants."

Zorg: "But you can still count! Look, it's easy. Look at my fingers."

 

 

 

<_< Yeah, I'll leave it at that. I have far too many "favourite" lines to choose just one. Often I'll just ramble on and quote at mostly the entire movies.

[Smilodon]

Pulp Fiction:

 

Vincent: Aw, man… I shot Marvin in the face.

Jules: Why the ****'d you do that!

Vincent: Well I didn't mean to do it, it was an accident.

[Captain_H]

Men in Black:

J: "Hey 'Old guys'!"

 

Men in Black II:

while in the car as it is flying

J: "Didnent your mother give you a Game Boy"

K: "What is a Game Boy!"

J: "You know what, move."

 

Star Trek: Generations:

after Data uses his arm to open a magneticly sealed door

Data: "You could say, I have a 'Magnetic Personality'."

 

Star Trek: The Undiscovered Country:

after Kirk kisses the girl

McCoy: "What's with you anyway?"

Kirk: "Still think were finished."

McCoy: (disgruntled) "More than ever."

 

Same movie:

In the converence room at Starfleet Command

Spock: "There is an old Vulcan proverb, 'Only Nixon could go to China'."

 

I have more, but the max is five.

[DarthSion101]

Episode II

 

Count Dooku: Master kenobi, you disappoint me, yoda holds you in such high esteem *blocks a couple of strikes from kenobi*....Surely you can do better.

 

Masters Of The universe.

 

Skeletor: People of Eternia! I stand before the Great Eye of the galaxy. Chosen by destiny by the powers of Greyskull! This inevitable moment will transpire before your eyes, even as He-Man himself bears witness to it. Now. I, Skeletor, am Master of the Universe! YES! Yes... I feel it, the power... fills me. Yes, I feel the universe within me! I am... I am a part of the cosmos! The power flows... Flows through me! Of what consequence are you now? This planet, these people. They are NOTHING to me! The universe is power! Real, unstoppable POWER! and I am that force! I am that power! KNEEL BEFORE YOUR MASTER! Fool! you are no longer my EQUAL! I am more than man! MORE THAN LIFE! I... am... a... GOD! Now. You... will... KNEEEEEL! KNEEEEL

[Jeff]

Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hm? And well you should not. For my ally is the Force. And a powerful ally it is. Life creates it. Makes it grow. Its energy surrounds us, and binds us. Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter. You must feel the Force around you. Here between you, me, the rock, the tree, everywhere. Yes, even between land and ship.

This is probably my favorite one. I also like the "You were the Chosen One!" from RotS.

[lukeiamyourdad]

The best quotes are from Pulp Fiction

 

Jules: What does Marcellus Wallace look like?

Brett: What?

Jules: What country you from?

Brett: What?

Jules: What ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in What?

Brett: What?

Jules: ENGLISH, MOTHER****ER! DO-YOU-SPEAK-IT?

Brett: Yes!

Jules: Then you know what I'm saying!

Brett: Yes!

Jules: Describe what Marcellus Wallace looks like!

Brett: What, I-?

Jules: [pointing his gun] Say what again. SAY WHAT AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, mother****er. Say what one more goddamn time.

Brett: He's b-b-black...

Jules: Go on.

Brett: He's bald...

Jules: Does he look like a bitch?

Brett: What?

[Jules shoots Brett in shoulder]

Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?

Brett: No!

Jules: Then why you try to **** him like a bitch, Brett?

Brett: I didn't.

Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to **** him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be ****ed by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace.

 

 

 

And another one:

Jules:The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

[Bimmerman]

From Office Space: "It's not that I'm lazy; it's just that I don't care."

 

From Team America: World Police: "Mount Rushmore was attacked by a giant socialist weasel"

 

From Wedding Crashers: "I'm going to go ice my balls and cough up blood"

 

From The 40 Year Old Virgin: "Me so horny? Me so stupid!!" "What's not cool is giving another guy a giant box of pornography, Andy!"

 

From Blade Trinity: "You made a god-damn vampire...pomeranian?"

Ugly fat vampire: "Hey, have you seen my dogs?"

Van Wilder: "Have you checked the lobby?"

[MdKnightR]

From Blade Trinity: "You made a god-damn vampire...pomeranian?"

Ugly fat vampire: "Hey, have you seen my dogs?"

Van Wilder: "Have you checked the lobby?"

 

From this movie, my favorite line was (as best I can remember it)...

 

"One, your hairdo looks...ridiculous. And, two, I ate a lot of garlic, and I just farted. Silent but deadly!"

[RC-1162]

i also like this from "Bruce Almighty". God, i loved that movie.

here it is:

bruce sees someting incredible done by god and is in gods prescence. he cant help but to comment. hes like:

"Holy Sh-...Cow"

lol

[Bob Lion54]

HOW COULD I FORGET????!!?

From various movies.

Bruce Campbell - "Groovy"

[RC-1162]

i didnt mean that bruce. if youre thinking that,

jim carrey played bruce in bruce almighty.

[MdKnightR]

"Holy Sh-...Cow"

lol

 

That was priceless. Great movie also.

[Nom_Anor]

Read My Signature.

[lukeiamyourdad]

i didnt mean that bruce. if youre thinking that,

jim carrey played bruce in bruce almighty.

 

Of course you didn't. He's talking about Bruce Campbell

[RevanA4]

"now there is something you don't see every day" - ghostbusters