MdKnightR Posted October 12, 2005 Posted October 12, 2005 But I am a chick magnet:) I got babes chasing me down the street:) Hopefully not by the kind that find the picture you use as an avatar attractive .
ChAiNz.2da Posted October 12, 2005 Posted October 12, 2005 But I am a chick magnet:) I got babes chasing me down the street:) You're not allowed to count the ones carrying torches and pitchforks (j/k) ----------- @Topic Snakes... If there's one thing I have an 'issue' with... it's snakes. Don't get me worng, I'm fascinated by them, and I could watch them on NG all day.. but in RL, me & snakes have a "history"... I've had snakes fall on me from door barristers (into a hooded sweatshirt nonetheless), I've almost stepped on countless snakes in every locale. I've been 'struck at' (but never bitten) by them... and of course, I've been chased by them (on land and in water). Here's a tip... snakes are much faster in the water than you or I... especially when you're flaying around like a big sissy after seeing a snake coming towards you.... uughhhh... *shiver* Yeah, and what's really worse is when they get into your canoe/raft where you've nowhere to go but in the water... again, they're much faster... No pet snakes for me. Who knows what horror story I'd have if they were actually living with me... hehehe...
The Doctor Posted October 12, 2005 Posted October 12, 2005 They don't use pitchforks and torches! Those went out of style decades ago. Now they use shotguns and knives... But I get chased by girls yelling "I want to have your babies!" lol
90SK Posted October 13, 2005 Posted October 13, 2005 I guess you missed the "for lunch" part. What? I couldn't resist. Stop looking at me like that. Seriously though, I never really liked snakes too much. From a scientific viewpoint, they're quite nifty, but I wouldn't want one as a pet. Too...slithery. Eh.
The Doctor Posted October 13, 2005 Posted October 13, 2005 I do like the fact that they can unhinge their jaw to eat, but other than that, they're boring, IMO.
Hallucination Posted October 14, 2005 Posted October 14, 2005 I do like the fact that they can unhinge their jaw to eat, but other than that, they're boring, IMO. Thats not to special, I do it all the time.
90SK Posted October 14, 2005 Posted October 14, 2005 I do like the fact that they can unhinge their jaw to eat, but other than that, they're boring, IMO. You won't be saying that when you come home and find that your snake has eaten your computer. Or a puppy/baby. Whichever you find funnier.
The Doctor Posted October 14, 2005 Posted October 14, 2005 But I'm never going ot own a snake anyway, so that won't happen.
The Doctor Posted October 14, 2005 Posted October 14, 2005 Get an iguana. It's the next best thing. I don't like lizards period. They're too ugly and useless, IMO. Cats and Dogs are the best. Birds are OK. Fish are a little creepy.... how they just stare straight ahead without blinking......*shudders*
Rok_stoned Posted October 14, 2005 Posted October 14, 2005 I don't like lizards period. They're too ugly and useless, IMO. Cats and Dogs are the best. once again you give reptiles characteristics simialar to that of yourself, aswell as having higher surviveability than cats and dogs the aso are alot less picky about what they eat and a snake is a far more prestigous pet than a lowly cat or dog. P.S you right reptiles are ugly, and dogs/ cats are totaly hot (sarcasm) cheers
Nanda Keon Posted October 15, 2005 Author Posted October 15, 2005 Snakes only bite or constrict in acts of starvation or fear. But if they are scared they mostly slither away at an alarming speeds but they are really friendly creatures, and they are nocturnal. (well my snakes wake up anytime in the day)
Darth333 Posted October 15, 2005 Posted October 15, 2005 You can't do a damn thing with them. Their ugly, they're useless[...] I agree on the ugly thing but snakes can be useful when you have visit sticking around for too long: just bring the snakes out and I am pretty sure that old aunt will leave right away they are really friendly creatures how so? A dog or Cat will follow you around, play with you, sit beside you when you read or watch tv, eat your shoes to get your attention, etc...I can't imagine a snake doing this....(?)
Nanda Keon Posted October 15, 2005 Author Posted October 15, 2005 Why do you hate snakes so much? They are friendly because they are in their own little way
Hallucination Posted October 15, 2005 Posted October 15, 2005 how so? A dog or Cat will follow you around, play with you, sit beside you when you read or watch tv, eat your shoes to get your attention, etc...I can't imagine a snake doing this....(?) A snake will follow you around, curl around your neck when you read or watch tv , eat your children/dog/cat to get your attention etc...
The Doctor Posted October 15, 2005 Posted October 15, 2005 I agree on the ugly thing but snakes can be useful when you have visit sticking around for too long: just bring the snakes out and I am pretty sure that old aunt will leave right away I guess tha't one use for them. Hey, if for some reason you want your girlfriend to leave, just show her your snake (THIS IS NOT MEANT TO BE DIRTY, SO DON'T EVEN TRY!).
RedHawke Posted October 16, 2005 Posted October 16, 2005 A dog or Cat will follow you around, play with you, sit beside you when you read or watch tv, eat your shoes to get your attention, etc...I can't imagine a snake doing this....(?) And if your snake did "eat your shoes" imagine the vet bills!
Nanda Keon Posted October 16, 2005 Author Posted October 16, 2005 also the food is cheap, where I live 52p a pinky
90SK Posted October 17, 2005 Posted October 17, 2005 You don't need to buy the food. Just take your snake for a walk through a mouse-infested field. It'll take care of itself.
Nanda Keon Posted October 17, 2005 Author Posted October 17, 2005 But the snake will catch a disease or get bitten by a mouse
90SK Posted October 17, 2005 Posted October 17, 2005 I consider owning a diseased snake to be a bonus.
Hallucination Posted October 18, 2005 Posted October 18, 2005 ^^Keeps the doctor away? But the snake will catch a disease or get bitten by a mouse You do know that a lot of snakes eat mice right? And usually a rodent is a little scared of a long and large thing coming to eat it?
Nanda Keon Posted October 18, 2005 Author Posted October 18, 2005 yeah, but Sid (one of my snakes) is a coward but when I was buying him he bit the shopkeeper in self defence even though he was scared out of his wits!
Hallucination Posted October 18, 2005 Posted October 18, 2005 Good for him! Snakes need the right to vote! But the snake doesn't need to worry about being bitten by a mouse, mice are scared sh*tless from snakes
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