You've played too much BF when.......

[PoiuyWired]

... when you go horseback riding you ram right into the garage wall thinking you can go through it.

 

(For those who knows the tauntaun wall hacks)

[JohnLocke]

...you can't walk past hallways anymore without crouching and side-stepping to make sure no "enemy" units are there waiting.

[RC-1162]

... you throw balls into the air and spend the next five minutes trying to figure out why the recon droid isnt working.

[Earthwalker]

...your PS2 stops working and you can't remember what you used to do before SWBF.

[Commander Obi-Wan]

...when you post in an old thread

[JohnLocke]

When your manager says the assembly area is filled with spiders........you have a very particular picture in your head.

[Flowing Force]

You start to peripheraly see green or red names floating over the heads of everyone you see.

[Genral O]

... you watch the Star Wars movies again and suddenly the sound effects seem all scary, loud and over the top.

 

I've been SWBF way too long then

[jawathehutt]

when you rez old topics

when you start moving around eradicly and blame a laggy level

when you get in a car crash and then go look for the repair bot

while telling the police why you left the crash, you look for the jump key to jet pack away

[Niner_777]

when you run around your house with an imaginary gun, diving behind whatever cover you can find. At the slightest sound of movement you look down your "scope" only to find a ping pong ball. You are startled so badly that you open fire on the ball without even attempting to check whether it is on your team or not.

[TSR]

when you can't see? or breathe? why? why not!

[clonearcman]

when you die your gravestone says "98 kills. Geonosis as clones"

[TSR]

thats given me an idea...

[Dilley]

....When your friends keep coming over trying to get u to get off your fat ass that you shoot one of them thinking that theyll respawn

 

.... When you walk around the mall with a box on your head with the front cut out and a ps2 controller in your hand

[JohnLocke]

....when you yell and swear at every gasoline truck you drive by because you confuse them with a different type of tanker.

[RC-1162]

...when you throw stones underneath the truck blocking your driveway to blow it up

[[SAB] Seph98]

when you chuck down a nade jump over it and expect it to blast u into the air without killing u

 

PS... when u post in a topic thats bin dead for a coupla months

[rozo100]

when you think the School bus is an AAT and you take some grenades youve been storing in your garage and blow it up.

^i know, total crap right?

[[SAB] Seph98]

when you become no.1 of the world

[JediJonny]

.... When your out in the shops looking at a new game hiding it in your coat telling the shop keeper while waving your hand "You never saw this" and all of a sudden just running off ...

[grievous797]

I find the combat Landspeeder perfect for the "anti Vadar" duties that come by. I wish you could get a HIT AND RUN award like UT2004 has.

 

I need to mod that in BF1 and BF2

 

...when you duck when you hear a plane go over because you think it is the tie fighters looking for you

[Halo_92]

...when you roll while at a track comp.

[grievous797]

...when you go to a desert and you first thought is "wow,i'm on Tatooine!"

[Dactillion33]

...When you go to the zoo and you get all mad because ewoks should not be kept in cages ( koalas)

......And you feel the same way about the wookies ( Gorillas)

 

......when you hear a helicopter and you wait for it to land hoping that the fight-side turret is open because you think its a Republic Gunship

 

.....you stare at a goat or a frog for 20 minuetes waiting to hear meesa go boom now

 

.....you start beeting your brother because you remember how fun killing ewoks is

 

.....you are playing tennis and you jump away from the ball and do a barral roll thinking its an emp

 

.... your scuba trip gave you nightmares about darth vader and his invincibility

[JohnLocke]

Ultimate rez. Woo hoo!

 

...when you play FPS games where rockets have no splash damage, and come back to SWBF1 with an evil glee.