Sith Lords: You know you have it bad when...

[Ztalker]

441) While playing soccer, you throw some dices on the field for a critical hit on the upcoming striker.

 

442) Trying to Force Choke your German-teacher

 

443) Math teacher: Ztalker, why are you using 2 pens?

Ztalker: I find Dual wielding more efficient compared to using just one pen.

Math teacher: *sigh*

 

444) Engish Teacher: Please tranlate the following sentence, Ztalker.

Ztalker: 98%, it means....

[JediMaster12]

445) You play pazaak in your head and wonder why your mother seems to know what you are thinking

 

446)You make lightsaber hums when you swing your pen or pencil

 

447) You take 446 and you try to have a duel between your left and right hand

[RobQel-Droma]

448) You rejuvenate this old thread and keep it going again until it hits seven pages.

 

449) You try and see if you have telepathy by concentrating on small objects and trying to make them float. (guilty...)

 

450) You have wierd dreams about being a Jedi and trying to use Force Lightning on people. (...guilty...)

 

451) You start using the phrase "your breath smells like Bantha poodoo" as an insult in real life.

[JediMaster12]

452) You take Rob's 451 and say that Zalbaar needs to brush his choppers

[PoiuyWired]

  RobQel-Droma said:

450) You have wierd dreams about being a Jedi and trying to use Force Lightning on people. (...guilty...)

 

453) You have WET dreams about being a Jedi and trying to use Force Lightning on people.

[PazaakPrincess]

  JediMaster12 said:

452) You take Rob's 451 and say that Zalbaar needs to brush his choppers

 

454) you start a new game of Kotor just so you can hear Mission say that Zalbaar needs to brush his choppers

[The Source]

455) When you open a Gizka petting farm, and you start killing them off to see them multiply. (See kids, for every one that dies, another two are there to take its place.)

 

456) When you goto the nearest supermarket, and treat it like the Yavin IV space station. (Walks up to customer service: "Where is your special merchandise?")

 

457) When you pick you keys off the dresser, and tell you girlfriend you are taking the Ebon Hawk to the car wash.

[Hallucination]

  CountVerilucus said:

422) You ditch a hot girl who wanted to hang out with you so you could spend the day playing Kotor2 for 14 hours straight!! muahahahaha, nobody can beat me!!!! (some of you think "yeah, she probably wasn't hot"...think what you want)

 

458)You get ditched by a hot girl you wanted to hang out with, because she wanted to play KOTOR2 for 14 hours straight.

[StaffSaberist]

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456) When you goto the nearest supermarket, and treat it like the Yavin IV space station. (Walks up to customer service: "Where is your special merchandise?")

 

I did that once and got some cool stuff. Was expensive, though.

[Ztalker]

459) When people ask you stuff, you constantly reply with:

'Yes, General?'

[JediMaster12]

460) You take 459 and instead reply in a Vader voice, "Yes Master?"

[Darth SINner]

  PoiuyWired said:

453) You have WET dreams about being a Jedi and trying to use Force Lightning on people.

 

461) you try to use force lightening on people.

[PoiuyWired]

462) FORCE PERSUADE STATEMENT: Unbutton Your Clothes. Give Yourself To Me. Ignore Your Meatbag Hot Boyfriend.

[StaffSaberist]

If you have to force persuade her to do that in your dreams, you're not doing it right.

[PazaakPrincess]

463) You arrive in an unknown part of town and walk up to random strangers and say "I have some questions"

 

464) You're still thinking up posts for this thread.

[StaffSaberist]

465 - You finally hack the game so you can put a little REAL romance in the games!

[Mister Chief]

466) You post ANOTHER number about sith lightning (I think there are at least 10 in this thread)

467) You spend 30+ minutes to get up to date on a thread about How to know you have it bad for TSL.

[JediMaster12]

468) You get a hangover reading the lasts of the posts in this thread

 

469) You attribute the hangover to an overdose of juma

[Ztalker]

470) While your History teacher is talking about World War Two, you comment:

'Did they never hear of Basilisk War Droids? Sheesh!'

 

471) Ztalker: 'Wanna have a date with me?'

Girl: 'Ehrm...no...'

Ztalker: 'Damned Charisma modifier!'

 

472) While opening doors, you standard say: 'Pure Pazaak!!'

[PazaakPrincess]

473) As a female you often find yourself standing with your left hip thrust out and waving your hands around wildly whilst talking.

 

474) You wonder how you ever operated a computer without a lightsaber in each hand

[Ztalker]

475) You try to let your cape* float through your chair time after time.

*=I know you have one

 

476) You go and touch a dead man to see if the H'siss will spawn.

 

477) -response on 432- You've purchased red hair dye and tampered with a very short green jacket and a wrist-rocket launcher all in the hopes of making your girlfirend look more like Mira

[JediMaster12]

478) You shave your head bald and glue horns on to be Bao-dur

 

479) You take 478 and try to build a remote to folllow you around

 

480) You take that further and try to build a mass shadow generator

[Ztalker]

481) You mother sees you talking to the vacuum cleaner saying: 'Whooops! Did i just left my hydrospanner in there?'

[JediMaster12]

482) You mistake the garbage can for an astromech

[Ztalker]

483) YOu have broken your leg, and are sitting in front of the doctor:

Doctor: 'That doesn't look good...we have several treatments, wich would you prefer?'

Ztalker:'Ehrm...Force Heal?'