Ztalker Posted March 8, 2006 Share Posted March 8, 2006 441) While playing soccer, you throw some dices on the field for a critical hit on the upcoming striker. 442) Trying to Force Choke your German-teacher 443) Math teacher: Ztalker, why are you using 2 pens? Ztalker: I find Dual wielding more efficient compared to using just one pen. Math teacher: *sigh* 444) Engish Teacher: Please tranlate the following sentence, Ztalker. Ztalker: 98%, it means.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JediMaster12 Posted March 8, 2006 Share Posted March 8, 2006 445) You play pazaak in your head and wonder why your mother seems to know what you are thinking 446)You make lightsaber hums when you swing your pen or pencil 447) You take 446 and you try to have a duel between your left and right hand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobQel-Droma Posted March 8, 2006 Share Posted March 8, 2006 448) You rejuvenate this old thread and keep it going again until it hits seven pages. 449) You try and see if you have telepathy by concentrating on small objects and trying to make them float. (guilty...) 450) You have wierd dreams about being a Jedi and trying to use Force Lightning on people. (...guilty...) 451) You start using the phrase "your breath smells like Bantha poodoo" as an insult in real life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JediMaster12 Posted March 8, 2006 Share Posted March 8, 2006 452) You take Rob's 451 and say that Zalbaar needs to brush his choppers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PoiuyWired Posted March 8, 2006 Share Posted March 8, 2006 450) You have wierd dreams about being a Jedi and trying to use Force Lightning on people. (...guilty...) 453) You have WET dreams about being a Jedi and trying to use Force Lightning on people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PazaakPrincess Posted March 8, 2006 Share Posted March 8, 2006 452) You take Rob's 451 and say that Zalbaar needs to brush his choppers 454) you start a new game of Kotor just so you can hear Mission say that Zalbaar needs to brush his choppers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Source Posted March 10, 2006 Share Posted March 10, 2006 455) When you open a Gizka petting farm, and you start killing them off to see them multiply. (See kids, for every one that dies, another two are there to take its place.) 456) When you goto the nearest supermarket, and treat it like the Yavin IV space station. (Walks up to customer service: "Where is your special merchandise?") 457) When you pick you keys off the dresser, and tell you girlfriend you are taking the Ebon Hawk to the car wash. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted March 10, 2006 Share Posted March 10, 2006 422) You ditch a hot girl who wanted to hang out with you so you could spend the day playing Kotor2 for 14 hours straight!! muahahahaha, nobody can beat me!!!! (some of you think "yeah, she probably wasn't hot"...think what you want) 458)You get ditched by a hot girl you wanted to hang out with, because she wanted to play KOTOR2 for 14 hours straight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StaffSaberist Posted March 10, 2006 Share Posted March 10, 2006 456) When you goto the nearest supermarket, and treat it like the Yavin IV space station. (Walks up to customer service: "Where is your special merchandise?") I did that once and got some cool stuff. Was expensive, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ztalker Posted March 10, 2006 Share Posted March 10, 2006 459) When people ask you stuff, you constantly reply with: 'Yes, General?' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JediMaster12 Posted March 10, 2006 Share Posted March 10, 2006 460) You take 459 and instead reply in a Vader voice, "Yes Master?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth SINner Posted March 11, 2006 Share Posted March 11, 2006 453) You have WET dreams about being a Jedi and trying to use Force Lightning on people. 461) you try to use force lightening on people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PoiuyWired Posted March 12, 2006 Share Posted March 12, 2006 462) FORCE PERSUADE STATEMENT: Unbutton Your Clothes. Give Yourself To Me. Ignore Your Meatbag Hot Boyfriend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StaffSaberist Posted March 12, 2006 Share Posted March 12, 2006 If you have to force persuade her to do that in your dreams, you're not doing it right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PazaakPrincess Posted March 12, 2006 Share Posted March 12, 2006 463) You arrive in an unknown part of town and walk up to random strangers and say "I have some questions" 464) You're still thinking up posts for this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StaffSaberist Posted March 12, 2006 Share Posted March 12, 2006 465 - You finally hack the game so you can put a little REAL romance in the games! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister Chief Posted March 13, 2006 Share Posted March 13, 2006 466) You post ANOTHER number about sith lightning (I think there are at least 10 in this thread) 467) You spend 30+ minutes to get up to date on a thread about How to know you have it bad for TSL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JediMaster12 Posted March 13, 2006 Share Posted March 13, 2006 468) You get a hangover reading the lasts of the posts in this thread 469) You attribute the hangover to an overdose of juma Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ztalker Posted March 13, 2006 Share Posted March 13, 2006 470) While your History teacher is talking about World War Two, you comment: 'Did they never hear of Basilisk War Droids? Sheesh!' 471) Ztalker: 'Wanna have a date with me?' Girl: 'Ehrm...no...' Ztalker: 'Damned Charisma modifier!' 472) While opening doors, you standard say: 'Pure Pazaak!!' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PazaakPrincess Posted March 13, 2006 Share Posted March 13, 2006 473) As a female you often find yourself standing with your left hip thrust out and waving your hands around wildly whilst talking. 474) You wonder how you ever operated a computer without a lightsaber in each hand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ztalker Posted March 13, 2006 Share Posted March 13, 2006 475) You try to let your cape* float through your chair time after time. *=I know you have one 476) You go and touch a dead man to see if the H'siss will spawn. 477) -response on 432- You've purchased red hair dye and tampered with a very short green jacket and a wrist-rocket launcher all in the hopes of making your girlfirend look more like Mira Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JediMaster12 Posted March 13, 2006 Share Posted March 13, 2006 478) You shave your head bald and glue horns on to be Bao-dur 479) You take 478 and try to build a remote to folllow you around 480) You take that further and try to build a mass shadow generator Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ztalker Posted March 14, 2006 Share Posted March 14, 2006 481) You mother sees you talking to the vacuum cleaner saying: 'Whooops! Did i just left my hydrospanner in there?' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JediMaster12 Posted March 15, 2006 Share Posted March 15, 2006 482) You mistake the garbage can for an astromech Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ztalker Posted March 15, 2006 Share Posted March 15, 2006 483) YOu have broken your leg, and are sitting in front of the doctor: Doctor: 'That doesn't look good...we have several treatments, wich would you prefer?' Ztalker:'Ehrm...Force Heal?' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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