RedHawke Posted December 29, 2005 Share Posted December 29, 2005 277) You sincerely believe, somewhere, there is a YOURNAME crystal. *Raises hand...* I made those! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobQel-Droma Posted December 29, 2005 Share Posted December 29, 2005 278) You and many others get this thread up to four pages. 279) You also believe that there are people out there who look exactly the same no matter what clothes or armor they wear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mogga Posted January 2, 2006 Share Posted January 2, 2006 280) You wonder why, after you bully somebody, that your face doesnt start to crack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Source Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 281) You start to think: What does Kreia look like under that gown? Oh baby! 282) I wonder what 'Other' things Visas could do with the Force? 283) Does Mira like to play it rough? 284) Handmaiden looks really hot with a boys haircut! 'You are the Exile...'' No baby, You are the Exile... 285) When you believe that Visa is trying to hit on you with the line, "My life is yours..." In many ways it is... 286) You play the game to the point where everything around you fades away, and in a breif moment in time you see Jesus... 287) When you play the game a hundred times over in hopes to finding more dialogue... Come on the game is over... 288) When you believe that 'The Restoration Team' is employeed by Obsidian, and they are just finishing up the game about a year after its release... 289) When you believe that getting to Goto was time well spent, and you can accept his reasons to place a bounty on you head, capture you, and join your party... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JediKnight707 Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 290) you realize that after 289 of these, you can relate to 200 of them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PoiuyWired Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 281) You start to think: What does Kreia look like under that gown? Oh baby! * I thinkone someone made a mod for it, and even a "young Kriea" mod o.o * 282) I wonder what 'Other' things Visas could do with the Force? * OMG :3 * 283) Does Mira like to play it rough? * Oh yes! * 285) When you believe that Visa is trying to hit on you with the line, "My life is yours..." In many ways it is... * Obviously... * 291) You finally found the "Underlay" for your trenchcoat, in the from of your old pillow. 292) Your g/f won't make out with you cause you scream Bastila/Brianna/Visas/Atris/Mira/Mission/HK47/Kriea while in bed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedHawke Posted January 4, 2006 Share Posted January 4, 2006 292) Your g/f wont make out with you cause you scream Bastila/Brianna/Visas/Atris/Mira/Mission/HK47/Kriea while in bed. That is just so wrong on so many levels! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnus Q'ol Posted January 4, 2006 Share Posted January 4, 2006 293). You find yourself getting upset because you keep entering "red-47" but your footlocker still won't open. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gray_Master Posted January 4, 2006 Share Posted January 4, 2006 294)Any time you buy a map you think it leads to another map. 295) you try and use your moms wedding ring as a crystal for your lightsaber. 296) Your grandma dosn't undersatnd why you keep bringing her a rock asking her to focus it for you. 297) you know you got it bad when you punch someone in the face than look above their head to see how much damage you did. 298) when no matter how you get hurt, you limp on your right leg and put your right arm over your gut. 299) if after you get beat up and are called a wimp you explain by saying...My con is low..I focus on wisdom!! 300!!) you know you got it bad when you think of your g/f with short white hair!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeremia Skywalk Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 92) 6th time playing through- you decide to complete game blasters only 93)10th time playing through- you decide to beat game solo mode 94)14th time playing through- you decide to beat game with max level possible 95) 20th time playing through- you decide to beat game with min level possible 96)23rd time playing through- you decide to beat game solo with stealth on most time gaining even smaller lvl 97) 30th time playing through.- You decide to put all your skills together and beat the game solo mode with stealth using only blasters. Guilty@ all i am a kotor fun, and i did all this plus many many times just for fun making stronger and stronger chars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jae Onasi Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 301 (or whatever the number should be now ) you and your spouse have a friendly fight over who's going to play TSL this weekend. 302 you wish you either had sonic nullifiers or your kids had sound-dampening stealth units (or both) to help hold the home noise down just a little because you've stayed up way too late playing the game and wanted to sleep in, but the kids are being just a little too noisy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gray_Master Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 303) Any time you go to a new town you ask the person sitting next to you to give you a briefing on the place. 304) any time you mom tries to use "spice" in her cooking you tell her to watch for guards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olympus Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 305. You wipe out on your dirtbike. As you lay sprawled on the ground with your bike skidding happily away while you mourn your bruised body and cracked ribs, you think..."force heal...load game...force heal...load game..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Olympus Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 Thanks 306. when things don't go your way in a conversation, you think that battering their mind with force persuade and battering their neck with choke will make them see things your way. you are proved wrong when you are shown the restraining order. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StaffSaberist Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 307. You talk to construction workers fixing potholes, and you don't understand it when you joke about the "Hole in the Force". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jae Onasi Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 307. You check the drink menu to see if there's a reasonable facsimile for juma. 308. You accidentally tell the bartender to bring you a juma. 309. And he knows what you're talking about and brings one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PoiuyWired Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 310. You ever tried to Deflect shots with your plastic light saber... In a paintball game!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jae Onasi Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 311. You get a hair cut to match your character portrait 312. You figure out how to mod your character portrait to match your hairstyle 313. You get plastic surgery to match...no, that's just not normal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StaffSaberist Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 314 - You have the urge to explain to passersby the long history of Battle Meditation and how well you can use the power in real life. OK. That would be sad. But I talked to myself earlier today explaining to an invisible listener about the history of Battle Meditation, Bastila, and Revan. And how the Exile used it. (It was all LS) Now is that sad, or what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobQel-Droma Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 315) After playing TSL and finding credits inside of turrets, you began to fear going to the bank fearing that the bank machines will start firing at you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gray_Master Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 316) When a cop tries to give you a ticket for parking in a fire lane you try and explain that you can deal with the Red Eclipse. 317) when 316 doesn't work you try and "intimadate" the cop...which leads to yet another ticket. 318) when you own all the "Force Efx lightsabers" and wait for car to drive past your house at night and turn them on...(this is alot of fun lol) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobQel-Droma Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 319) Your favorite stuffed animal is made in the image of Watto's species. 320) Your idea of a political debate is one about whether it was right for the Jedi Order to not enter the Mandalorian wars. 321) After a loud argument with somebody, you start going back through the dialogue and counting up LS and DS points that both of you made. 322) After doing that, you find that they just reached DS mastery, but strangely their face isn't gray and scarred, and their clothes haven't turned darker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Point Man Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 323) You do all your reading of the forums at work so you can spend all your time at home playing the game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vamp_from_heck Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 324) You turned your UNO cards into a Pazaak deck(( Look at them! They look like pazaak cards!)) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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