Zoom Rabbit Posted November 17, 2005 Share Posted November 17, 2005 This is my kitty-cat Fweazle. I realize you can't see him, but I'm holding him up to the monitor screen right now. He's a black short-haired tom cat about five months old, who loves to give kisses and ride on your shoulder. Despite his kindly disposition, my pet will eat your pet. Discuss! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshi Posted November 17, 2005 Share Posted November 17, 2005 I realize you can't see him, but I'm holding him up to the monitor screen right now. The sad thing is, there's a real good chance he actually did this. As for your pet eating mine, I don't have a pet, try and get round that conundrum genius. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted November 17, 2005 Share Posted November 17, 2005 Fweasle? How am I supposed to get that over my tounge? However, I don't have a pet either, since I live in a all new flat, certainly not necessarily mine (life=bitch), but I also got one, and am also at work all day. That plus I'm not pro-let-that-pet-all-day-long-alone-in-a-lonely-loney-flat, not to speak about the what-goes-in-must-come-out-thing. But for partitial contribution, this is my little 2.65 years old daughter. > Come here and ay "hi" sweety! -- zwefzurf9123131 ^^; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrMcCoy Posted November 17, 2005 Share Posted November 17, 2005 ...I used to have a budgie... He died some years ago... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted November 17, 2005 Share Posted November 17, 2005 Life is a condition leading to death without fail. /smart A sentence directly underneath and referenced in the entry "pet" in the dictionary. *nods* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoom Rabbit Posted November 17, 2005 Author Share Posted November 17, 2005 *(Gives Neil a pet lizard, then sets Fweazle after it.)* Oh, come on...no one here has a pet that can take on my kitty-cat? I can understand Ray not having a pet, but the rest of you certainly must have gerbils, chihuahuas or some other small animal we can set loose for sport? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gabez Posted November 17, 2005 Share Posted November 17, 2005 The sad thing is, there's a real good chance he actually did this. The sad thing is, there's a really good chance that Johshi actually could see the cat due to the new moderator technology that enables him to see into all of our homes. Don't broswe the Internet naked. Sometimes Joshi will appear as a floating head in the corner of your screen. If you see this, avoid eye contact at all costs. Always smile. Anyway, I have two cats called Plato and Pandora. They are twin brother and sister. Plato's a tabby and Pandora's a russian blue I think it is. They both have white bibs and socks. And big big eyes. Smile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshi Posted November 17, 2005 Share Posted November 17, 2005 I'm a student, they certainly don't allow pets in the dorms. As for my family (i.e, parents) they had a dog before I was born, but it ran away, and then i was born and they figured two kids and a shop were enough to look after without another mouth to feed and then leave it's crap wherever it feels like. Long story short, have never had a pet (though I do have an odd affinity with animals...) and I don't have one now, but if you like, you can set your Fweazle loose on my caveman (otherwise knows as steve), it'd probably win anyway considering my caveman has a tendancy to get beaten up by girls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Jedi Posted November 17, 2005 Share Posted November 17, 2005 Okay, Zoom bunny, a pet to take on your cat, eh? Well, there's this little fella: *imagine a large black horse with orange kitten on his back* (ignore the kitten on his back, he could stomp yours in a heartbeat. I've also got a barn cat that has killed a rabbit or two ,and he's torn into a few stray cats that dared show up. He'd take on 'Fweazle'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoom Rabbit Posted November 18, 2005 Author Share Posted November 18, 2005 Ray, I don't think your caveman qualifies as a pet. Mine is named Edward. Lady Jedi: Thanks! *(Puts Fweazle down. He runs over, eats the horse, kitten and five barn cats.)* Good kitty. I have five cats now, although I really never wanted more than four. I wound up with another when a girl I was seeing split town and left me with her precious *Shasta.* Sigh. At least I have five acres full of gopher holes and plenty of work for her... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alien426 Posted November 18, 2005 Share Posted November 18, 2005 Your cat might eat my dustbunnies Tiffany, Heather, Cody, Dylan, Dermot, Jordan, Taylor, Brittany, Wesley, Rumor, Scout, Cassidy, Zoe, Chloe, Max, Hunter, Kendall, Caitlin, Noah, Sascha, Morgan, Kyra, Ian, Lauren, Q-bert and Phil. It could eat my sister's guinea pigs Mr. Beefy and dunno (they are afraight of their own shadows). It wouldn't last a second against her rat, though. It (dunno its name either, it's to early and I'm too exhausted) bit some pets in a pet store to death and my sis - ever the helpful - offered to take it so it didn't have to be killed. She doesn't ever touch it and only reaches into its cage with gloves. I'm not shítting you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshi Posted November 18, 2005 Share Posted November 18, 2005 Ray, I don't think your caveman qualifies as a pet. Mine is named Edward. At which point did I turn into Ray and is the operation fully reversable? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted November 18, 2005 Share Posted November 18, 2005 Yay, at this point I'd appropriately say our both anacondas could compete infinitely, Neil. All we need is a battlefield to fight without restraint. I want my face back, though. ;~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoom Rabbit Posted November 18, 2005 Author Share Posted November 18, 2005 At which point did I turn into Ray and is the operation fully reversable? I believe it was in the post you just quoted, and no... you will be Ray Jones forever. Sorry. Just go with it, and develop an affinity for beer. Don't wake the dragon. He's mean and hungry! Alien426: She probably wears gloves when she handles you, too. *(Fweazle eats all the dusbunnies and anacondas, then chases a moth.)* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshi Posted November 18, 2005 Share Posted November 18, 2005 I believe it was in the post you just quoted, and no... you will be Ray Jones forever. Sorry. Just go with it, and develop an affinity for beer. What gives you the idea that I don't have an affinity for beer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoom Rabbit Posted November 19, 2005 Author Share Posted November 19, 2005 Ray's train of thought clearly reflects the influence of beer. What? *(Runs into town and buys duct tape.)* Maybe we should share this before the party. *(Pours beer into all females.)* Erm...? Trampoline! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edlib Posted November 19, 2005 Share Posted November 19, 2005 Ray, I don't think your caveman qualifies as a pet. Mine is named Edward. What an odd name for a caveman... hurgh! *Grunt* Anyway, I have 2 cats that I room with (they have let me know in no uncertain terms that it's really their place, but they'll keep me around as long as I continue to pay for it, as well as performing all those 'opposable-thumb' activities that I do so well for them, like opening cans of food and operating the litter scoop.) One is a normal size cat, named,.. um... "Choo-Choo" (listen, I didn't name her, really!) and the other one is a giant, mutant 35-pound leviathan I call "Kitten." (Her real given name, which nobody calls her anymore is "Crisco" ... cause she's fat in the can.) I think she could eat your pet, no matter what it is, including the pony... if she wasn't such a fraidy cat. The best pet I ever had was my skunk Larry. He rocked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinkie Posted November 19, 2005 Share Posted November 19, 2005 I have like 8 cats now. It's that thing where if you live in the country and put out food for one cat, you suddenly own lots of them. And them breed, and inbreed, and soon all your cats are about half the size of normal, infertile, and dumb as rocks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoom Rabbit Posted November 21, 2005 Author Share Posted November 21, 2005 Well, at least the infertility is a good thing. I tried leaving food out once when one of my cats was sick and didn't want to come inside to eat, and an hour later I saw a raccoon chowing down on it. She just sat there and looked at the raccoon like, 'Hello strange looking kitty. Have some food--I'm not hungry right now.' My new cat Shasta saw her first deer the other day. I think *rapt concern* would describe her reaction best. She's always been an inside cat, living in an apartment in town, and now she's out in the country. I said, 'That's the biggest damn kitty you've EVER seen, isn't it?' *(Puts Fweazle down. He runs over, eats ten cats and a skunk, then claws the back of the nice sofa.)* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted November 21, 2005 Share Posted November 21, 2005 Ray's train of thought clearly reflects the influence of beer. What? *(Runs into town and buys duct tape.)* Maybe we should share this before the party. *(Pours beer into all females.)* Erm...? Trampoline! I'm not sure what this train of thought reflects, but almost certain it has nothing to do with *breast implantations* or the sentence "Wunderbar, schüttel' doch mal dran." Not sure about variations of those, though. I'm also surprised that I'm obviously subscribed to beer rather than mariyuganjae, although that can't be poured into all females. The duct tape in turn is another aspect, I could easily use it as penis ring. And to be honest, my thinking is driven by only two things, but I really can't tell anything about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrMcCoy Posted November 21, 2005 Share Posted November 21, 2005 "Wunderbar, schüttel' doch mal dran." Hmm, I'd schüttel on you any day... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
90SK Posted November 21, 2005 Share Posted November 21, 2005 I think it's safe to say that my two cats, Pain and Death, could eat anyone of you any day. *ahem* Actually, I have an enormous cat named Snoopy who is not unlike the fictitious cats in the above picture. Sans the glowing eyes, yeah. He has a big pink belly that hangs out because he licks it too much from anxiety. The hair doesn't grow back that well. I'm sure your cat could probably get him, but I take it he's on a low-fat diet. >_> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kjølen Posted November 22, 2005 Share Posted November 22, 2005 So, do we get any REAL pics of Fweazle? No digicam? Put him in the scanner! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Cheese Posted November 22, 2005 Share Posted November 22, 2005 Fweazle probably would kill everyone's pets. Yet more evidence that cats are PURE EVIL!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoom Rabbit Posted November 23, 2005 Author Share Posted November 23, 2005 This isn't Fweazle, but it does look just like him: *(Fweazle scampers over and eats Skye's twin levitating cats, then goes to use the sand box.)* Mr. Cheese is right. What part of 'my pet will eat your pet' don't you guys understand? Ray: DO. NOT. USE. DUCT. TAPE. AS-- Oh, screw it. Go ahead. It should keep you busy for awhile... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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