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Here's a collection of clips from Atton when you're the female Exile and when they first meet on Peragus that makes me laugh.

 

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Here's a few from TSL.

 

Kavar: The Sith arn't going to know what hit them.

 

This ruled especially as the Exile at this point could wipe out an army. And later...

 

Soldier: What? She's still alive? Run! Run!

Exile: Finally someone has the right idea. Go ahead and run.

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Hey Indiana Revan77, you may want to post JPG's because PNG's take up a lot of memory. Also did anybody notice that Mandalore are misspelled in that picture?

 

Anyway, here is how the krayt dragon fights dirty with the rancor.

 

kraytrancorreduceder6.jpg

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Mira quoting her answer to the Exile's question on understanding men to Visas and the Handmaiden.

 

"Look, I don't know what you two are arguing about. I caught him. He's mine. But it's obvious you two need some advice so let me lay out the attack pattern for you. It's simple. When you want a man you jab him with a Bothan Stunner, then while he's screaming in pain slap some stun cuffs on him. Then starve him for two or three days until he's open to suggestion, and then double check his bounty to see if he's worth anything."

"That sounds more like hunting."

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Shem, those pics are awesome!

 

My funniest thing said in KotOR I & II is :

Mira to Atton "Oh, well, it's not really competion. I mean, your kind of an idiot, Atton. And you don't shower enough. And you scratch your...equipment... when you think no one's looking."

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I'm sure somebody's probably posted it but... I always send Elise's droid back to her on Dantooine just so I can take Carth and Canderous with me and here their responses.

 

Carth: I don't think I've ever felt so sorry for a droid.

Canderous: Ha! That droid is really going to serve his master well tonight!

 

It's probably my favorite bit from Kotor, and I have so many.

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Jolee: "What can I say? I did it all for the Wookiees."

Revan: "The Wookiees?"

Jolee: "The Wookiees."

 

 

After the Jolee/Carth pic, I can only guess what Shem would do with this line (and it ain't a pleasent thought :xp: )

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After the Jolee/Carth pic, I can only guess what Shem would do with this line (and it ain't a pleasent thought )

The first time that I saw that pic, I couldn't stop laughing! I really can't wait until Shem makes more spoofs!

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My favorite is during the Sandral/Matale confrontation:

 

"There you are Shen."

"Father!"

"Mr. Matale!"

"Rahasia!"

"Father!"

"Mr. Sandral!"

"Nuric!"

"Ahlan!"

 

Those who've seen Rocky Horror Picture Show may remember a similar scene with Brad! Janet! Dr. Scott! That always cracks me up.

 

Another funny scene is on Tattooine when you refuse to get a Hunting License:

 

PC: "I won't do this."

Rep: ... "Czerka Corporation welcomes your eventual change of mind."

Rep: "Please feel free to enjoy the door behind you."

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Later, when they're argueing, I always loved the choice Revan had to end it. "SHUT UP!" S\he needed to tell them that.
Canderous: "I'm glad somebody said what we were all thinking."

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