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Bao-Dur: "I think he wanted us to hand the General over to his poor collection of bouny hunters."

Atton: "Well, that explains it. Which one do you want?"

Bao-Dur: "I'll take the stupid one who didn't shoot us when he had the chance."

 

And another classic HK line -

HK-47: "What is it you wish, fat one?"

And the line right after that by HK, something about "Moon-size frame." (talking to G0-T0)

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There's nothing like a sadistic assasin droid.

Bao-Dur's famous: "Well, he doesn't have the luck of being a droid."... lol

The famous Malak's jaw scene was so funny because it was so disturbing, and the commander guy was kinda stupid. He was scared looking at Malak, Malak declared his plans of crushing the Republic (not issuing an order, just your standard Malak weirdness) and the commander guy goes: "As you wish, Lord Malak." lol

Jolee sniffing the air is silly, and silly is: "It's a ship. To be more specific, it's *your* ship. You tell me.".

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KOTOR2

 

HK47: Prejudice set to maximum.

HK47: Oh! Stupid, primative mechanism (lock failure)

 

Atton: I'm not even scratching this one!

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Statement: Perhaps we should dismember the organic, it would make it easier for transport.

 

Ramdom merc: You can't just rip me to pieces, I'll die!

 

I did forget that... stupid frail non compartmentalized organic meatbags!

 

 

 

Statement: The meatbag speaks without clarity. Detail this agreement or the master will splatter your organs all over the floor!

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HK-47 on the Mandalorian Wars -

PC: I do not like killing, and I've never enjoyed it!

HK-47: Evaluation: Well, master, that is your problem. Personally, I think you should seek help, but you seem to be the silent loner type, unwilling to admit such weaknesses to another.

 

HK-47 on Killing Jedi -

HK-47: Recitation: First, weapon selection is critical. If I see one more idiot attacking a Jedi with a plaster pistol, then I'll kill them myself.

 

HK-47 on Revan's Apprentice (Malak) -

HK-47: His meatbag apprentice was more like an angry club.

 

HK-47 on the Jedi Order -

HK-47: Jedi, like sand-kivers, seem to sense trouble a few seconds before it happens. They are tricky little pests.

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  Master Dakari said:

HK-47 on Killing Jedi -

HK-47: Recitation: First, weapon selection is critical. If I see one more idiot attacking a Jedi with a plaster pistol, then I'll kill them myself.

Oh, yes!

 

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Can somebody tell me what HK says when you ask him who his former master was, and you have enough influence. i never got enough because i was lightside. and i could never get him to say the "how to kill a jedi' stuff. Is there i site i can go to, to get all dialogue unlocks?

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Not sure how you get this, it has to do with dealing with the poachers, but...

 

Jolee: Oh go bark up a tree. You'll get the same response out of me.

 

Just him cracking it provokes a laugh.

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How'd the rest of that go? "Love is knowing your target, putting them in your targeting reticule, and together, achieving a singular purpose against statistically long odds." Pwnage as always from...from wherever HK's synthised voice comes from.

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And what's better is some of the things he says are just plain wrong. Most of the characters try and say the right thing, or at least act it, but HK gleefully advocates violence and performs a spot on mockery of Carth.

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