You've played too much KotOR when...

[igyman]

Back on topic:

 

...when you can't endure a single day without it (luckily I can).

[RC-1162]

^^

meh, that means i've seriously played too much

 

...when someone raises an argument about something moral, you always rebut beginning with "In KotOR..."

 

...you win the argument.

[jedi3112]

white phosphorous could be related to the thermal detonator... if thats a tad powerful, the plasma at least

 

I think deuterium could make for a nice Thermal Detonator.

 

And you've played too much KOTOR when

 

you try to figure out how to use deuterium to make a Thermal Detonator.

 

you try to use force push during football (either to push the over the goal or right into the goal, or even both).

 

you insist that the doctor should have used Force Heal instead of those primitive methods (or he should have used it to speed up the healing).

 

when somebody tels you the Force doesn't exist you use Force Choke and it actually works.

 

you use Force Persuade to get out of police tickets.

[RC-1162]

since you brought up football..

 

...when you try to use the Force to pull the goalee one inch further to stop that penalty

 

...when you try to use Force Insanity on the Italian players in the finals (how i wich i could do this )

 

...when you try to use Force Choke on the refree who just gave away a red card to your team

[JediMaster12]

...you try the Jedi Mind Trick on your boss

[Jae Onasi]

^

Jae waves hand--"You will give me a 100% raise...."

Boss: "I will give you a 100% raise...."

[igyman]

Life would be so much easier if that worked.

 

You're wondering why hospitals don't have any medical droids.

[RC-1162]

are there medical droids in KotOR that heal you?

 

...when you get thrown in jail, you keep wondereing when one of the KotOR party is going to bust you out.

[igyman]

are there medical droids in KotOR that heal you?

 

Well, now that you mention it, no, I was inspired by those medical droids from Episode III. My bad, but it's still Star Wars.

[RC-1162]

^^

Yes, but i think the topic is KotOR here, and i guess we're deviating from it.

[igyman]

Whoa, I jumped to conclusions just then. There are infact medical droids in KoTOR and TSL. In KoTOR, on Taris, Zelka Forn's office (the guy hiding those Republic soldiers), in TSL, on the Harbinger and, if I remember correctly the tomb of Freedon Nadd. I knew it couldn't have been just Episode III.

[The Source]

...when you draw the wrong conclusion about the publisher's policy two years into modding. Lol...

 

...when you draw the wrong conclusion about the publisher's policy, and get a new designation 'The Drama' King. Lol...

[RC-1162]

^^^

yes, well, you earned the designation

 

OT:

...when you wonder how come you can't level up and increase your stats every now and then.

[jedi3112]

...when you try to use Force Insanity on the Italian players in the finals (how i wich i could do this )

 

Wouldn't work they already are insane. They think their deep sea diving instread of playing football how much more insane can you get? Besides I like italian (or itsy from now on) food, so I think it would be much better to fry them with Force Lightning. Though I must admit it is tough to decide whether to do them rare, medium or well-done. And what sauce to use, maybe something with Selkath in it.

 

...when you try to use Force Choke on the refree who just gave away a red card to your team

 

Let me guess, you saw this happening (through the Force perhaps). And I think it would also be a good idea to Force Choke the guy that caused the red card to be given. Don't want to eat that.

 

OT, you played too much KOTOR when you wonder what Selkath tastes like

 

... or when you plan to use Selkath in a sauce

 

... or when you wonder what sauce goes with Selkath

 

... or when you KNOW what sauce goes with Selkath (tartar sauce is good, but I prefer garlic)

 

... or when you KNOw what Selkath tastes like

 

... or when you plan to have Hutt snails with a Selkath sauce (and maybe even Mon Calamari, but keep the Selkath in for KOTOR)

[RC-1162]

...when you try to use the Force to pull the goalee one inch further to stop that penalty

 

...when you try to use Force Scourge on the Italian players in the finals (how i wish i could do this )

 

...when you try to use Force Choke on the refree who just gave away a red card to your team and on that a-hole Materazzi

 

i wanted to do ALL OF THESE in today's match. and i fixed a few things accordingly too.

 

@ jedi3112: i'd agree that we could fry them with force lightning if you dont want Force Scourge, but i think i't fry them to a charred black crisp and then feed them to rabid dogs

[igyman]

You've played too much KoTOR when you want to form a company named Czerka.

[RC-1162]

...when you do form a company named Czerka and everyone hates it.

 

...when you establish branches in the Sahara, the Amazon treetops and in the grand canyon.

 

...when you send your home-made HK 47 on assassination-protocolled mission to eliminate a particular meatbag named Materazzi

[El Sitherino]

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