You've played too much KotOR when...

[RC-1162]

there is a thread like this in the BF forums and i thought itd be nice for Ahto to have one too. the original is here

on topic:

 

...you flourish each and every stick or rod you hold in a classic KotOR flourish.

...you slap your right thigh whenever you get a cut, hoping to heal instantly.

...you expect everything to stop in mid action when you get into a fight

[igyman]

...you can quote most of the dialogues.

...you load a game just so you could listen to the music in a certain area.

...when you want to go to Dantooine on vacation.

[JediMaster12]

You think the PC is a real person

[HerbieZ]

...you load a game just so you could listen to the music in a certain area.

 

Thank god im not the only one.

 

When you talk to people you try to find a way to gain influence with them.

[Lantzen]

Isnt this like the You know you have it bad when...???

[Hallucination]

^That one is only for TSL.

[The_Catto]

... When you try to use a persuasive power to get a person to jump into a bottomless pit ... not .. that .. ive ... tried that .. or ... anything

[MdKnightR]

... When you try to use a persuasive power to get a person to jump into a bottomless pit ... not .. that .. ive ... tried that .. or ... anything

 

 

That is actually my favorite Dark Side moment of TSL. Way awesome!

[Jae Onasi]

You join the forums just to find out better/different ways to play

Then you recruit your beloved to join after getting him hooked on the game, too.

And your kids pick out screen names but are bummed because they aren't old enough to join, because they like playing the games, too.

You consult the dialogue files for fanfiction even if you have most of them memorized.

You have a contest with your beloved to see who can finish the game a. the fastest b. with the quickest LS/DS mastery c. with the most XP d. etc.

You have to remember that the doctor can't just do Force Heal

When you wonder just how low the negative charisma modifier is on that jerk you just had to deal with.

Then you search around for a vibroblade to deal with the jerk.

And you realize you've left it at home and just settle for calling him a schutta instead.

[Sabretooth]

-When you bash doors with knives hoping to open them

-You prefer to not say anything when asked

-You kill monkeys and pick up mysterious organs from their remains

-You make twitchy movements and hope everyone know you're dark side

-You look in the mirrors for hours trying to see if your eyes are yellow or skin grey

-You speak sloshy or grunty

-You can't aim and kill a target a half a metre away

-You hum or geekily imitate battle music as you fight

-You claim that the KotOR series is the actual base of Star Wars, and not the movies

[Ztalker]

...you shout 'PURE PAZAAK' after evry single action

...you start talking to your toaster, claiming it's an utility droid

[RC-1162]

^^^ haha, nice one

 

...you wave torches around in the dark with the power on and make the noises of a real duel when a saber gets parried or is in a saber lock, etc.

 

...you look for the regeneration.2da to help you regenerate your wounds easily

[Hallucination]

... When you play pazaak in-game, you play it Nar Shadaa-style.

[igyman]

...when you go to the disco, you dance KoTOR style.

When you think you can wield a staff as good as your KoTOR character wields a lightsaber.

When you think Twi'Lek girls' tentacles are hot.

When you stay awake 'till 3h AM because you can't stop playing.

[Diego Varen]

When you think dogs are Kath Hounds and you attack them.

 

When you see someone bulling someone, you help them expecting Credits.

 

When you think a broom is a Double-Bladed Lightsaber and you try to use it.

[Samnmax221]

When you have dreams in the middle of the night about sneaking on to the computer to play more

 

This really happened

[woogiee]

When you think a broom is a Double-Bladed Lightsaber and you try to use it.

 

 

When you Twi'Lek girls' tentacles are hot.

 

guilty of both

 

when you sit in your room alone and try to move things with "the force"

[igyman]

when you sit in your room alone and try to move things with "the force"

 

You know, I actually tried something similar a couple of times.

 

When you repeat KoTOR's funny dialogue lines to yourself and laugh.

[Diego Varen]

You know, I actually tried something similar a couple of times.

 

And me. When you can't be bothered to get something, you hope that it comes to you.

[igyman]

That is so true. Unfortunately, it's also never possible. When you want something, you have to work to get it.

[Niner_777]

Yeah, I've tried that, lol. Generally, my friend throws whatever I'm trying to get at me. Anyways,

 

When you....... *breaks down in tears* I admit it. I've never played KotOR. It's just... I wanted to be accepted.

 

However I do know a kid at my school that says he can make balls of force in his hands. I don't know if this has anything to do with him playing KotOR too much.

[Jae Onasi]

...when you go to the disco, you dance KoTOR style.

Did you include the 'fist in the air' and 'wave goodbye' move in that, too?

[RC-1162]

^^^

thats only if there is a twilek girl around

 

when you sit in your room alone and try to move things with "the force"

 

ive done that more than a hundred times when i was confined to bed with a fever last December. i was doing it once with my eyes closed and everything silent. suddenly my lil sis came and bashed open the door. startled the crap outta me

[Jason Skywalker]

When you try to download the TSL Hak Pad mode into yourself.

[HerbieZ]

When you think Twi'Lek girls' tentacles are hot.

 

They are though. Many a time have i.. umm i think that's another story for another day.