Ray Jones Posted January 30, 2007 Posted January 30, 2007 Because I hoped you would regret lying and turn to the path of God and show some respect to the real truth.
Ray Jones Posted January 30, 2007 Posted January 30, 2007 Oh, me neither. But caring and knowing are two different pairs of balls, you know?
elTee Posted January 30, 2007 Posted January 30, 2007 There's only one truth. And it comes in liquid form.
Samnmax221 Posted January 30, 2007 Posted January 30, 2007 Hot chocolate? Why are we talking about......... *erm *uh *hmmmmmm Condi??
Fealiks Posted January 30, 2007 Posted January 30, 2007 Condi Rice (([n][que][Aaÿs(K)lør¥])): A common confectionary of Thailand, Condi rice was first stumbled upon by Swedish inventor, the late Proffessor Eric Von Hischenburg. It is whispered among the natives of America Amerikaans that the Proffessor stumbled across this dish by mistake in his kitchen. Upon stumbling upon the rice, he shouted at his wife, annoyed at her for leaving her Condi rice on the floor, begging to be stumbled across. He then uttered something maliciously backwards three times, and accused her of being a homosexual prostitute from southern Iran, at which point she threw the rice at him, burning him in a way which can only be described as "with rice". The act transformed him into the corpse he is today. This attempt at murder by Von's wife was considered "attempted murder" by a judge from Ireland called Paddy O'Harrold. It was later pointed out, by a Jamaican judge of the same name that since she did mureder him, the act of attempted murder was cancelled out by the cancelling out rule. Mrs. Proffessor was sentenced to six thousand and four billion years in prison for murder, and was let out three weeks later as a result of good behaviour. Yeah, I'm a dictionapedia from now on. It's fun.
DarthAve Posted January 30, 2007 Posted January 30, 2007 The real truth... I know who wins Top Chef. Because the people at Food and Wine Magazein suck.
DrMcCoy Posted January 31, 2007 Posted January 31, 2007 There's only one truth. And it comes in liquid form. Coffee!
Joshi Posted January 31, 2007 Posted January 31, 2007 No McCoy, that's liquid Crack, liquid truth is Mountain Dew... because the Truth often leaves an unpleasant aftertaste.
Ray Jones Posted January 31, 2007 Posted January 31, 2007 The truth is oh so manyfold, one of them is, that girls don't make poo, except maybe fat and ugly ones.
Fealiks Posted January 31, 2007 Posted January 31, 2007 The Queen doesn't release gas. Ray, I know you know girls poo because I know you have had someone chain you to a bed, shit on your neck, and run off. That is the truth.
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